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double post for teh win!!1
ill edit this...
i just did...
i just did...
# July 31st 1998. The Criminal Justice Bill of this year removed High treason and piracy with violence as capital crimes, thus effectively ending capital punishment.Two birds with one stone! Why wasn't I told this sooner?!
*puts on his eyepatch and peg leg and breaks into Buckingham Palace.
Yeah, imagine trying to make a sequel with better graphics! Returns to playing with a stick and ball.
I propose the following changes:
1. By removing the Journals Alex will free up enough space on the front page for a Kitten Section.
2. The introduction of snazzy fluffy dice to the top will make it everything far faster and cooler.
3. Lasers. Lasers make things good.
Ok, any questions before alex starts coding all this?
2. The introduction of snazzy fluffy dice to the top will make it everything far faster and cooler.
3. Lasers. Lasers make things good.
Ok, any questions before alex starts coding all this?
I'm so not going to download that sir. I don't click .zips or .exes on geocities! Its not that I don't trust you...no wait, it is. 
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Just go clean out some of the one login wonders and multiple accounts if space is an issue. Shamone!Mister Chow.... It was no hallucination, because after I noticed it, I straightened up, was fully awake, and watched it go across the sky. I absolutely knew that I saw something, of course as seventh said, it probably was just another plane, but obviously not a commercial.People said that about another vehicle. A triangular one that everyone thought was an alien craft: stealth bomber chaps...
If there WAS an IRC award Sir Jaardsi would win it. I, of course would get the 'comedy' Mephs award for my hilarousness and good deeds. And for my humbleness and humility. In fact I think I need a whole wing of TWHL named after me.
[quote]Prisonplanet is a pretty reliable source, if a little biased to conspiracy theories.[/qoute]
M0p, you need your genitals thoroughly scrubbed by a hedgehog for spouting such shite. You make Mephs cry.... And YES! THIRD PERSON you fisted fook!
M0p, you need your genitals thoroughly scrubbed by a hedgehog for spouting such shite. You make Mephs cry.... And YES! THIRD PERSON you fisted fook!
The Hunter looked laughable... incidently, didn't you do this like 2 months ago habboi? I mean you should have all our faces by now! If not, I'm on snarkpit somewhere, feel free mate. 
If seventh can change the database that ALSO means he can look at our passwords, since I doubt atom used any form of encryption. Scareh! 
Warhol is Pop Art, not 'modern art'. Pop Art was great, modern art is putting 5 bricks on a floor and selling it off for millions (or pretending to, generally the buyer is part of a scam).
Those who say they "get" modern art should read/google a little story called The Emperors New Clothes"...
And yes, Warhol does indeed pwn!
Those who say they "get" modern art should read/google a little story called The Emperors New Clothes"...
And yes, Warhol does indeed pwn!
The BBCode bit should be easy, the parser seems to be hugely modularised.I love it when you talk nerdy to me, baby!
The little dots look a little tacky, but they're useful for lurkers... Similarly coloured
Lambda symbols instead (but done good)? Also, what about BBCode and smilies for the map vaults comments as well?
But thats the whole trouble, sir. Chavs offer only a moderate threat compared to REAL gangs, and since they are sneaky bastards the cops generally don't bother with them.
The Chav is the social equivelent of a spoilt brat kid kicking you on the shin and running away. Repeatedly. To everyone.
The Chav is the social equivelent of a spoilt brat kid kicking you on the shin and running away. Repeatedly. To everyone.
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chav/[quote]
Sorry for the lateness but I can't walk past a Bill Hicks reference without commenting.
chav/[quote]
...not a physics majorHeheh, Hicks: "Hey, buddy!, c'mere!"
Sorry for the lateness but I can't walk past a Bill Hicks reference without commenting.
TARD F-----IGHT!!
*gets popcorn.
*gets popcorn.
I don't so much do 'art' as semi-humourous gifs and flash I post on b3ta. Never make the front page though....
http://www.b3ta.com/board/4331764
http://www.b3ta.com/board/4585392
http://www.b3ta.com/board/4586134
http://www.b3ta.com/board/4593205
http://www.b3ta.com/board/4592881
http://www.b3ta.com/board/4593078
http://www.b3ta.com/board/4593162
..if anyone cares...
..robopope is somewhere around there too
http://www.b3ta.com/board/4331764
http://www.b3ta.com/board/4585392
http://www.b3ta.com/board/4586134
http://www.b3ta.com/board/4593205
http://www.b3ta.com/board/4592881
http://www.b3ta.com/board/4593078
http://www.b3ta.com/board/4593162
..if anyone cares...
..robopope is somewhere around there too
Not strictly speaking as far as I know, although I suppose you could have a large trigger_hurt set just above solid surface that looks like water...
First of all, why would a group of terrorists provoke one of the biggest millitary force in the world?You obviously have no idea about guerilla warfare and terrorist strategy, foo. If it was a shit military they would just come in and destroy. Some of your conspiracies are thought provoking but other times they can be nosebleed inducing in their idiocy.
I'm glad that it wasn't too much of a bloodbath compared to what it could have been, and I really respect the 'fuck you, business as usual' attitude that only the English can pull off. They're well used to this kind of thing from the IRA, which is why London isn't as phased as America was. The obvious difference is that the IRA aim for buildings, and tried to give time to evacuate, unlike Al Qaeda (I assume its them) who aim for civilians.
Incidently, Jahzel, here a conspiracy related riddle on mind control: http://mediamatrix.org/
Tell me when you get the joke
The thing that irritates me about chavs (or spides as we call them in Northern Ireland) is their cowardlyness. They will quite happily beat the shit out of anyone they can provided they won't be able to hit back, and yet, if they DO get a serious leatherin they are the first ones to go to the police!
Honour amongst theives, no honour amongst spides though.
Honour amongst theives, no honour amongst spides though.
Personally I love the olympics. I'm not much into sports and the like, but I like the spirit of the events, and its one of the few almost sacred things which crosses cultural boundries. Congrats, England.
However, I semi-agree with Jahzel, since I don't believe it will rejuvenate the areas of london it will be building on.
I'm glad France didn't get it, since Chirac was being such a smug bastard with his BSE jokes. I doubt I'd travel even as far as London to watch the games though, so realistically it could have been anywhere and I'd still be happy.
However, I semi-agree with Jahzel, since I don't believe it will rejuvenate the areas of london it will be building on.
I'm glad France didn't get it, since Chirac was being such a smug bastard with his BSE jokes. I doubt I'd travel even as far as London to watch the games though, so realistically it could have been anywhere and I'd still be happy.
Weathermen - Enola Gay
(Lee Evans isn't funny, btw, even my 7 yr old neice doesn't laugh at him.)
(Lee Evans isn't funny, btw, even my 7 yr old neice doesn't laugh at him.)
Prhaps a 'tarded question, but if the site in question allows PHP, then why redirect? Its obviously not some freewebs/geocities thing, otherwise, normal redirectage should work. Is .ASP recognised before .PHP? btw?
Nihilanth the giant baby. T'was a backstreet abortion with a crowbar instead of a coathanger.
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No point listing everyone. Essentially, everyone I talk to in IRC. The rest I'm indifferent about.
Wow, ain't this a back-slapping group hug of a thread?
Wow, ain't this a back-slapping group hug of a thread?
"1940s ? Post-war growth
During the war, 64 bottling plants were set up around the world to supply the troops. This followed an urgent request for bottling equipment and materials from General Eisenhower's base in North Africa. Many of these war-time plants were later converted to civilian use, permanently enlarging the bottling system and accelerating the growth of the Company's worldwide business." - Source
Not so far from the truth, then, that image.
During the war, 64 bottling plants were set up around the world to supply the troops. This followed an urgent request for bottling equipment and materials from General Eisenhower's base in North Africa. Many of these war-time plants were later converted to civilian use, permanently enlarging the bottling system and accelerating the growth of the Company's worldwide business." - Source
Not so far from the truth, then, that image.
FFS, I'm sick of andy starting random threads. This is a mapping community, and I don't know why we even tolerate this here...no wait.
*jumps out of andys grumpy mod chair
*jumps out of andys grumpy mod chair
Pepper, I take it you like your planes, then?
Although not as practical, I'm sure pilots get way more women than say, people with Ferraris.
I've never been really into any kinds of vehicles tbh, I prefer walking, and see roads and all forms of transportation as something which actually LIMITS personal freedom. For example, sure you can travel across the world in a plane, or drive around your country in a car. But you have to pay taxes to do so. Walking is next to impossible now, you can't safely walk even as far as the next town, without dealing with traffic (which is fucking intimidating on foot).
Its a personal gripe of mine, and strangely the only person I've ever heard mention it as well was the Unabomber!
Although not as practical, I'm sure pilots get way more women than say, people with Ferraris.
I've never been really into any kinds of vehicles tbh, I prefer walking, and see roads and all forms of transportation as something which actually LIMITS personal freedom. For example, sure you can travel across the world in a plane, or drive around your country in a car. But you have to pay taxes to do so. Walking is next to impossible now, you can't safely walk even as far as the next town, without dealing with traffic (which is fucking intimidating on foot).
Its a personal gripe of mine, and strangely the only person I've ever heard mention it as well was the Unabomber!
Best. Flash. EVER.
No, habboi, I was simply getting marvin to kill your connection for fun.
*throws the thread back on the rails
No, habboi, I was simply getting marvin to kill your connection for fun.
*throws the thread back on the rails
Yes, Alexo, but...can't be helped. Its rare that I flame or make personal attacks on forum people...but... sigh
Needs must. I just found any conversation with him in IRC particularly scarring. I'm not one to exagerrate, but hes worse than HIV and cancer combined!
Nah, jk. Was a bit drunk last night and took to trolling a few places on a whim.
CURSE YOU ALCOHOL!!!....nah, how could I stay mad at beer.
Needs must. I just found any conversation with him in IRC particularly scarring. I'm not one to exagerrate, but hes worse than HIV and cancer combined!
Nah, jk. Was a bit drunk last night and took to trolling a few places on a whim.
CURSE YOU ALCOHOL!!!....nah, how could I stay mad at beer.
I can safely say that I didn't even notice you were missing. These threads should be kept to a six month minimum time.
eg. I'm going for away (for six months or more)
or, I'm back (after six months)
Otherwise people will make them when they're going for a shower....
"im leaving for 20 mins...goodbye twhl"
Of course your an exception to the rule, bratty, welcome back.
eg. I'm going for away (for six months or more)
or, I'm back (after six months)
Otherwise people will make them when they're going for a shower....
"im leaving for 20 mins...goodbye twhl"
Of course your an exception to the rule, bratty, welcome back.
You lie! There are far too many d00ds for you to possibly come in. Safety in numbers jaardsi.
Madcow, my contempt for you has increased tenfold.
Madcow, my contempt for you has increased tenfold.
God I fucking hate you, madcow.
Wow. This thread has left me speachless.
Romeo Void - Never Say Never (I prefer the QOTSA cover version, oh and its on GTA:San Andreas too)
I would, but I haven't a notion about frickin databases and without phpmyadmin I'm lost. :
Raelians are particularly stupid because they claim to have created the first ever human clone....but no, you cant see. So THERE.
Same as scientologists, they're all UFOs and body thetans etc.
Same as scientologists, they're all UFOs and body thetans etc.
I'm totally stoked about FF7: Advent Children, the trailers are awesome. adventchildren.net has some good bits and pieces, as does Square-Enix (obviously). I've started replaying FF7 atm, but my brother took a lend of the PS2, so I have to wait a bit to resume.
I'm currently mapping for GTA1, making a Northern Ireland troubles edition. The actual mission 'programming' is simpler than basic, its only limited by the piss poor editors and general fiddlyness of sprites etc. I think I'm the last person alive who maps for GTA1...but it just wouldn't be me if I wasn't a few years behind the times.
As is replying "this is old". 
Its up to ?5000 now, Here. since Ebay management took the auction down from their site.
No. (a negative response isn't worth saying anything...but stilll....)
People always believe that because you're knobbing a girl you love her more than you're mates. Thats not always true. That's crap from the 1900s when the man always gets the brainless girl who is kidnapped or tied to railway lines. That wasn't true, even then, and it SURE as hell isn't now.
Seriously though. For a woman? No, to be honest, I hold the belief that "pussy doesnt wear out"
In non-space-age-tripe context, lets say your woman is on one side of the road and all your mates are on the other. Two trucks coming opposite ways, and people will die.
My mates. Totally. A hard choice, but the women I've loved come and go, they tire of me before I do of them, and they don't mind breaking my heart.
The few mates I have are like golddust and I'd do anything for them, I'd lay down my life, even if those shiting cunts wouldnt do it for me.
In non-space-age-tripe context, lets say your woman is on one side of the road and all your mates are on the other. Two trucks coming opposite ways, and people will die.
My mates. Totally. A hard choice, but the women I've loved come and go, they tire of me before I do of them, and they don't mind breaking my heart.
The few mates I have are like golddust and I'd do anything for them, I'd lay down my life, even if those shiting cunts wouldnt do it for me.
Mephs takes up the olympic flame.....
nah, fook it, play away, throws to Andy for the craic....
nah, fook it, play away, throws to Andy for the craic....
http://anphoblacht.c.topica.com/maadx2Mabhd74bPjDcmeaehoLM/
I got a email from an phoblacht and i pissed myself laughing at it!
One thing to note: its a MASSIVE bug, quite possibly from YE OLDE DAYS. Back when the brits monitored us 24/7. I doubt it was put in recently, but, its still a funny thing to do!
I got a email from an phoblacht and i pissed myself laughing at it!
One thing to note: its a MASSIVE bug, quite possibly from YE OLDE DAYS. Back when the brits monitored us 24/7. I doubt it was put in recently, but, its still a funny thing to do!