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held haggis out over a balcony
i always draw my schemes out.. mostly because i get my best ideas JUST before i fall asleep, so i keep a PUKKAPAD beside my bed and read it in the morning.
lol k
oh wait, i forgot the UN is invincible. damn them to hell
... the population has been wiped out man.. all that remains are blue and purple and three zombies.
wandered how haggis was still talking.... being dead and all
There were a few mechanic models in the mod.. ooh whats it called.. umm...
They replaced scientists and could follow you and open doors and such..
Can't remember which mod it was.. I downloaded it though. T'wasnt official
They replaced scientists and could follow you and open doors and such..
Can't remember which mod it was.. I downloaded it though. T'wasnt official
hmmmm. Okay... Make it skyscrapers but..... OH I KNOW! have an alley running all the way round barney's house/appartment (whatever) and climb in through a window or something.
The construction worker is a tubby lardman with barney's armour vest on but only at his back. The rest of him is made up of green overalls, a yellow helmet and an octagonal shaped face
G-man does open his case!!!
I can't remember which mod it's in but it is an official one (opp4, blueshift)
But you find a big muthafukka warhead, then do something and end up in a room with a window looking through at the bomb.
Then you look away and look back and G-man is there with briefcase open, tampering with the bomb!
I can't remember which mod it's in but it is an official one (opp4, blueshift)
But you find a big muthafukka warhead, then do something and end up in a room with a window looking through at the bomb.
Then you look away and look back and G-man is there with briefcase open, tampering with the bomb!
a chimpanzee... However, his MANA levels were low so he ended up spawning a spoon named
Hoorah Huzza!
MuzzleFlash'l be happy now...
Okay, your grasp of entites is fantastic, but your gonna really have to work on architecture! Make it your best of best of best!
Chapter 2 is indeed a city.
You will start in an alley and work your way through a strangly empty street/maze thing until you get to barney's house. The door is locked, so climb into his back garden and smash the glass door. <LEVEL CHANGE> Then, enter into a small hallway and find barney somewhere in his house. Make him follow you and then run out to find Grunts setting up road blocks and stuff. Fight your way to a tunnel entrance <END>
MuzzleFlash'l be happy now...
Okay, your grasp of entites is fantastic, but your gonna really have to work on architecture! Make it your best of best of best!
Chapter 2 is indeed a city.
You will start in an alley and work your way through a strangly empty street/maze thing until you get to barney's house. The door is locked, so climb into his back garden and smash the glass door. <LEVEL CHANGE> Then, enter into a small hallway and find barney somewhere in his house. Make him follow you and then run out to find Grunts setting up road blocks and stuff. Fight your way to a tunnel entrance <END>
i tried... its hard and someone stole my front page? manual. Ahem looks at The Killer
Then, in a desperate attempt to save humanity...again... Daubster's yoda came to life and
rice field
lol. ahem.. yeah.. lol
Muzzle, have you downloaded my hazzard course yet?
For the team, habboi, and anyone else who has permission, check :
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/darchibald/
hostagesituation/
Muzzle, have you downloaded my hazzard course yet?
For the team, habboi, and anyone else who has permission, check :
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/darchibald/
hostagesituation/
Charlie..
Now, Charlie has an interesting future - the most interesting being his death -
He (somewhere in his life) decided to become a poet and during his first gig with 122 spectators, 121 of them died. The only survivor was a young King named Fred who survived by gnawing his own leg off.
Anyway, ten minutes into the reading, Charlie's colon, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, jumped up his throat and throttled his brain.
Anyways,
and threw his legs to some passing zombies called Zig, Zog and Charlie who...
Now, Charlie has an interesting future - the most interesting being his death -
He (somewhere in his life) decided to become a poet and during his first gig with 122 spectators, 121 of them died. The only survivor was a young King named Fred who survived by gnawing his own leg off.
Anyway, ten minutes into the reading, Charlie's colon, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, jumped up his throat and throttled his brain.
Anyways,
and threw his legs to some passing zombies called Zig, Zog and Charlie who...
Post things about HL1 that people may not have known.
I'll start.
1. Gordon Freeman has a ponytail
I'll start.
1. Gordon Freeman has a ponytail
umm. it wont send for some reason... It's probably an error with Outlook?. It wont even begin the send/recieve
feel sorry for the humans
and in less than 2 days, the entire population had killed itself in mass homicides to get "THE STUFF"
will do.. thanks 
hey, i got it right
until one fateful summers morning when they discovered they hadn't been eating pigs at all.. They had been eating
14 last september.
And ministeve int ten... he's 15 methinks.. or 13... cant remember
And ministeve int ten... he's 15 methinks.. or 13... cant remember
Btw, seventh, could you help me with the hazzard course. I have the max surface extents error and cant find the coplanar face anywhere 
i know its in the train station but i just cant find it..
Also i couldnt find any tuturials/forum threads on drivable trains and i think i may have got that wrong too.
i know its in the train station but i just cant find it..Also i couldnt find any tuturials/forum threads on drivable trains and i think i may have got that wrong too.
w00t! new video card for MuzzleFlash! Uber mapping here we come! Good luck muzzle
As far as Bob was concerned, the
Then in a totally unrelated incident (or is it?) , China joined the USSR
It was then discovered that habboi made a typo.
The spoon's name was in fact, Thereisno
The spoon's name was in fact, Thereisno
he he
molest a spoon named
Christ NO!!!! It was then The Hunter realised that his funboy fanclub of 1 had just joined the TWHL community... Lets all forget about IEMC, habboi and ministeve, lets insult haggis hunter, the third Scottish member
without too many spelling mistakes
he heBrain overloads.
*Hunter resembles tomato ketchup
*Hunter resembles tomato ketchup
who do you think you are??? god? looks worridly over shoulder
Habboi, can you do 6?
...
ahem...
And so forth the geographers came-eth a smote the
ahem...
And so forth the geographers came-eth a smote the
Jesusbite, a new and fairly evil version of frostbite. Symptoms include
sigh.... stop using full stops... one of my meanwhiles MUST lead somewhere...
Meanwhile, in a small south-english county near the north pole, geographers were
Meanwhile, in a small south-english county near the north pole, geographers were
well, marfry has reccommended someone for chapter 6, but he's on holiday and it'll be another 2 weeks before i get a yes or no from him.. Habboi, can you do 6? its set will be decaying technology... like my warehouse only underground and devastated by alien escapes throughout....
I got an actor from my drama school who can do good impressions of G-man and he might do some voicing for us... it is explained that this whole thing was a mistake that started taking place long BEFORE black mesa... It is only now that the hostage taking dudes have found it and G-man wants them to make the bomb to wipe out the 'mistake'
however, it will wipe out half of ... ahem whereever it's set and so u must stop the bomb in the space of a minute, then escape while being chased by either of these
a) gargantua
b) loads of grunts
c) loads of alien slaves/grunts
d) random assasins
I got an actor from my drama school who can do good impressions of G-man and he might do some voicing for us... it is explained that this whole thing was a mistake that started taking place long BEFORE black mesa... It is only now that the hostage taking dudes have found it and G-man wants them to make the bomb to wipe out the 'mistake'
however, it will wipe out half of ... ahem whereever it's set and so u must stop the bomb in the space of a minute, then escape while being chased by either of these
a) gargantua
b) loads of grunts
c) loads of alien slaves/grunts
d) random assasins
quite alright my good man... And don't worry ;), i cant think of any mods that would sound good with RichT in the title so your saf from revenge 
buaha! Btw, your mod sounds good, good luck.
my name is meme fish
lol k
anyhoo, monty python
resulted in this thread quickly changing subject cos they all go down this road...
meanwhile, jesus was
meanwhile, jesus was
which turned out to be a virus-infected internet cookie... so, IEMC, minsteve, seventh and hunter shrunk themselves and went into hunter's computer to find
and hunter ate the cookie
because i dont want to upload the new one.. i was just giving a taster
pffft. your a beta tester.. and that was 4 versions old.. get with the program!