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erm... actually.. monkeychow isnt really that bad a spammer now.. uhm...
coat hook to keep him company
btw, do u think it'd be okay if i submitted the beta hazzard course for the map vault? it doesnt really ruin anything and im desperate to show someone 
yay! go muzzle! go muzzle! go muzzle!
yay! go coldfeet go coldfeet go coldfeet!
yay! go craig go craig go craig!
yay! go hunta go hunta go hunta!
yay! go coldfeet go coldfeet go coldfeet!
yay! go craig go craig go craig!
yay! go hunta go hunta go hunta!
then, in a random plot change, monkeychow was thrown in to a catapult and got fired to
well... for one thing, i'm sure muzzleflash can rustle up some player models (i love overworking people)... ish... ish
and so we must get saved! gays never die!"
Ministeve sighed
Ministeve sighed
i think.. think i understand...
The button, instead of stopping the music, will just keep the music going when pressed a second time noly it will start from the start again...
I have no idea how to fix it but i shall rephrase your post into a sentance.
"I have a button that i have set to play my music, i want to set it up so that when it is pressed a second time, it switches off. How do i do this?"
The button, instead of stopping the music, will just keep the music going when pressed a second time noly it will start from the start again...
I have no idea how to fix it but i shall rephrase your post into a sentance.
"I have a button that i have set to play my music, i want to set it up so that when it is pressed a second time, it switches off. How do i do this?"
.... meanwhile, ahem ministeve and hunter were in a tight spot with no undergarments on and surrounded by hoards of slavering gays...
"I think this is it..." Ministeve sighed from behind his massive penis..
"No it aint!" Replied hunter from behind his equally lar- no... from behind a banana peel, "I remembered to bring my
"I think this is it..." Ministeve sighed from behind his massive penis..
"No it aint!" Replied hunter from behind his equally lar- no... from behind a banana peel, "I remembered to bring my
... im back folks... with good-ish news... ish...
ish...
i have just spent the past.. ooh what is it now? 5 days? learning how to make multiplayer mods... ... ... is this a possibility if we finish single player? maybe get some of the mappers here to donate maps to put in a multiplayer version?
ish...
i have just spent the past.. ooh what is it now? 5 days? learning how to make multiplayer mods... ... ... is this a possibility if we finish single player? maybe get some of the mappers here to donate maps to put in a multiplayer version?
show off
meanwhile, the southern borderfolk were advancing quickly towards Washington. Their sliced veg and bathubs gleaming in the moonlight.
Can anybody stop them???
Can anybody stop them???
may 15th??? we'll get it done by then surely
... ahem..
Their weapons included -
A comically shaped vegetable,
A bathtub,
A Book on how to make furniture
and
A copy of Learn French quick (with Douglas Adams)
(GET CREATIVE PEOPLE)
Their weapons included -
A comically shaped vegetable,
A bathtub,
A Book on how to make furniture
and
A copy of Learn French quick (with Douglas Adams)
(GET CREATIVE PEOPLE)
Saribous can type three letters right. he was simply asking
"whats for tea?"
"whats for tea?"
flying is easy, just fall and miss the ground
borderfolk were planning a mischevious robbery of the meat...
Their weapons included
Their weapons included
..when? im dying of asphictiaionatisaitus bolehmiagher- ....
umm...
yeah, politics
umm...
yeah, politics
that it was only a wet one he'd just let rip
which then fell over and knocked into a
then, the damned barbaric lemon tribe came back from the dead and stumbled blindly into
pulls shirt collar loose and mumbles something about politics
and falls into the ditch, contaminating the Scotch Whiskey.
Then along came
Then along came
Lets try and stick to a plot this time, lads...
Once upon a time, fourteen glasses of orange juice were walking to
Once upon a time, fourteen glasses of orange juice were walking to
lol
hey nice avatar ZL.. suits you, sir.
lol wtf is yours muzza??? A Skoda pretending to be a tank??? lol...
Coldfeet, if u can, run it with half-life 1.5 (non steam version) because theres something else i have to do to get it to work fully with steam...
Also, there is a hazzard course with it so play that as well.
Coldfeet, if u can, run it with half-life 1.5 (non steam version) because theres something else i have to do to get it to work fully with steam...
Also, there is a hazzard course with it so play that as well.
The only man who has seen the end of war is a dead man.
i dont know.. i was young.. i- i--... OH GOD FORGIVE ME!!! :'(
its not... chapter 4 and 6 have aliens... not just 5.. thanks unbreakable btw.
I gave up on my competition entry cos i couldnt get a simple thing to work >:( and i cant ask for help because then i reveal my idea...
I gave up on my competition entry cos i couldnt get a simple thing to work >:( and i cant ask for help because then i reveal my idea...
not that bad? hes terrible in the radio series... it just hurts
yeah... when i was searching for a 1.8 GHz P4 chip, it took me at least a month... Stupid Intel only make a 1.4, a 1.7, a 2.4 and something else higher anymore.. they dont care about us on a medium range budget.
I'll probably get strung up and killed for his but its for my buddy, Monkeychow...
Takes a deep breath
OBEH TEH CHEESE
Takes a deep breath
OBEH TEH CHEESE
nononno.. i had this problem.. it was really silly, its a game option.
press = and - to re-align it.. that was on cs mind u but thru steam still.
press = and - to re-align it.. that was on cs mind u but thru steam still.
omfg! i actually forgot about marvin! stabs self repeatedly
7. Most hated character - Zem (The Matress)
7. Most hated character - Zem (The Matress)
The Killers - Somebody told me
Well, its been a long trek, but i have finally finished ALL of douglas Adams's material.. I first heard The Hitchhiker's guide on the radio and fell in love with him ever since...
Dirk gently was also brilliant.. genious in fact..
The tershary phase of the hitchhokers was as good as the books....
The PC game, written by adams was extremely funny.
Anyway, i have created this thread to comerorate Douglas Adams.. Share what you think are his:
1. Best book - So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish
2. Best radio series - The Restaraunt at the end of the universe.
3. Best Character - Zaphod
4. Funniest Book - Mostly Harmless
5. Funniest character - Arthur Dent
6. Best line - "Sorry about the dressing gown but the universe has been playing silly buggers with me for the past five years" - Arthur Dent
Dirk gently was also brilliant.. genious in fact..
The tershary phase of the hitchhokers was as good as the books....
The PC game, written by adams was extremely funny.
Anyway, i have created this thread to comerorate Douglas Adams.. Share what you think are his:
1. Best book - So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish
2. Best radio series - The Restaraunt at the end of the universe.
3. Best Character - Zaphod
4. Funniest Book - Mostly Harmless
5. Funniest character - Arthur Dent
6. Best line - "Sorry about the dressing gown but the universe has been playing silly buggers with me for the past five years" - Arthur Dent
yeah but that is just a g-man outfit... not really out of ice cream but out of 100% cotton
i have a simpler explanation.. one that IEMC might have a chance of understanding -
HUGE SPOILER
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G-man is made of ice cream...
There, i said it...
HUGE SPOILER
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G-man is made of ice cream...
There, i said it...
thanks man.. you da bomb
i had this problem on my concert map.. i had the first and last light coloured red and blue and had htem on fast strobe,
then the two middle lights were green and yellow, slow strobe.
I managed to keep the colours but they all have to be the same lighting appearance..
then the two middle lights were green and yellow, slow strobe.
I managed to keep the colours but they all have to be the same lighting appearance..
anyone else wanna song? im bored
hey monkeychow, your famous ^_^
"I mean its absolutely outrageous! Here's this big man hauling a coca-cola vending machine into your house while singing some song in a different language... I swear i would've killed him... I of course walked over to help him up the stairs with it, but appart from that I WOULD HAVE KILLED HIM."
"I mean its absolutely outrageous! Here's this big man hauling a coca-cola vending machine into your house while singing some song in a different language... I swear i would've killed him... I of course walked over to help him up the stairs with it, but appart from that I WOULD HAVE KILLED HIM."
- Neil (from the Dirk Gently Book 'The mystic teatime of the soul' by Douglas Adams)
lol, all is explained in chapter 6.. The G-man (taking on his more shadowy role as the 'bad guy') had released them into this world on purpose... okay thats rubbish... basically because i love that gargantua pit idea from sven co-op and i wanted it in a hl map.. so i made it... as for the second one, its gone.. it was just plain annoying.
In my second map, i wanted it to look like the grunts had been overpowered by the aliens and this is later explained by the fact that g-man is behind a locked door, just waiting for the entrance cinematic of chapter 6... did that make sense?
So coldfeet and muzz, how far did you get on the current version whic his on our site? remember that one of the crates inside the garg pit breaks to reveal a secret passage.
<<AS FOR CHAPTER 2>>
i dont think we're gonna get anybody this late in the game, so muzz, could you do it?
In my second map, i wanted it to look like the grunts had been overpowered by the aliens and this is later explained by the fact that g-man is behind a locked door, just waiting for the entrance cinematic of chapter 6... did that make sense?
So coldfeet and muzz, how far did you get on the current version whic his on our site? remember that one of the crates inside the garg pit breaks to reveal a secret passage.
<<AS FOR CHAPTER 2>>
i dont think we're gonna get anybody this late in the game, so muzz, could you do it?
it wasnt like this before hostage situation me and coldfeet started this mod craze! ill sue! you better have a damn good lawyer.... oh forget it... i'd only fall off a cliff
me and coldfeet started this mod craze! ill sue! you better have a damn good lawyer.... oh forget it... i'd only fall off a cliff<<< MY PART IS ON HIATUS >>>
dont worry, just till i finish my compo entry
dont worry, just till i finish my compo entry
50 cent - some fifty cent song..
It was on the radio...
i burned my radio...
Foo Fighters - Come Back (acoustic remix)
It was on the radio...
i burned my radio...
Foo Fighters - Come Back (acoustic remix)
I think that along with the mod name, the title, the rating and the screenshot, the thumnnailed version of a map should have a difficulty rating, like in the tuturial vault.. it would work best with example maps but it would also help people who r lookin for a challenge
i started yesterday.. i got a good idea but it needs something else... something to really make it my own... hmmm
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