Mine:
Me:
Yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Bring me a tea please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. You want only one?
Me:
Yes, one tea will be fine.
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity. One what?
Me:
A tea, please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. I don't know what that means.
Me:
Give me a tea, please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. You want only one?
Me:
Yes, one tea
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity. One what?
Me:
A Cup of tea
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like your anus
God:
A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my anus.
Me:
Is it hairy?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Is jesus there? tell him I said hello
God:
It depends on whether you have faith. I will pass along your message. It may take a while.
Me:
Alright then.
God:
OK.
Me:
Are you getting my tea?
God:
That was my original intention.