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i dont wanna repeat myself, so here's the link to the map:
http://twhl.co.za/mapvault_map.php?id=2907

i got just one blonde joke: a blonde puts a dollar into a change machine. she picks up the change and does the same again. she keeps doing that for a while when a man walks up to her and asks: why are you doing this? she replies: "I KEEP WINNING!"
and.... although not jokes, but still funny. here's my favorite 20 oxymorons (www.dictionary.com definition of oxymorons: A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in a deafening silence and a mournful optimist.)
20. Government Organization
19. Alone Together
18. Personal Computer
17. Silent Scream
16. Living Dead
15. Same Difference
14. Taped Live
13. Plastic Glasses
12. Tight Slacks
11. Peace Force
10. Pretty Ugly
9. Head Butt
8. Working Vacation
7. Tax Return
6. Virtual Reality
5. Dodge Ram
4. Work Party
3. Jumbo Shrimp
2. Healthy Tan
1. Microsoft Works

• hope you found this funny

sorry if i'm asking in the wrong place, but is my comp 2 l@m3 for this AWESOME game? here are the specs: athlon(tm) XP 2600 XP (1,92ghz), geforce 5200 fx ultra 128 mb and 512 MB ram. could i play this game on 800x600 without hiccups?

so there's is no way for me to have a xen_tree in a map i guess. or perhaps i CAN recreate it somehow, like it said on verc forums, dunno...

yup, everything works except for the xen_ models. there are 6 of them. the coolest one is xen_tree, of course. you might remember them from half-life. they like to attack gordon freeman and cs players too. maybe i need an older fgd? tommy's fgd with env_snow, and 1.6 weapons might be incopatible i guess.

the xen_tree (or any of the xen entitis) don't seem to work. i tried as a cycler and a cycler_sprite but it didn't show up on my map. i found some info on verc forums, but too much: http://www.chatbear.com/board.plm?a=viewthread&b=9&t=7,1091388706,19439&s=0&id=689769#3
does anyone know if this entity works at all or does it only not work in CS?

this is THE best mapping websit ever. omg, why WHY did i find out about it only today? after i learned everything the hard way. the tuts here are very helpful, written in a way i can understand, without too many spelling mistakes. I'm speechless!!