Then ZombieLoffe stoped and said, "Hang on... Haggishunter is already dead!"
And then he was banner from the TWHL community for his stupididty and failure to read the forums.
And so
Story 4 [closed]
Created 19 years ago2005-03-18 11:55:03 UTC by
Archie
Created 19 years ago2005-03-18 11:55:03 UTC by
Archie
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 17:45:19 UTC
Post #102369
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 17:50:33 UTC
Post #102371
freeman finally caught the squirrel he had been chasing and bashed it into tiny little bits with his crowbar, saving the world. or so he thought...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 18:00:12 UTC
Post #102376
What he didnt know was that the squirrel was a nuclear bomb and destroying it with a crowbar would not detonate it, but would cover the world in cheese. The squirrel later became a ghost and
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 19:39:38 UTC
Post #102397
crawled up gmans leg where it...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 19:46:51 UTC
Post #102398
it bit off.... wait.... the squirrel found out he had no nuts. And that haggis stole them to suck on them later.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 19:49:47 UTC
Post #102399
GMan then made love to the squirrel. But this made Tony Blair very, very, very jealous. So he
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 21:53:34 UTC
Post #102407
grabbed a chipmunk, and just plain old screwed it in the ass.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 22:39:51 UTC
Post #102414
but then they made up and had a big tea party and they invited bush and putin to join them. after drinking 30 gallons of tea they...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-08 01:12:40 UTC
Post #102424
started orgies with all kinds of animals and freeman shoved his crowbar up his arse in disgust. 
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-08 05:35:51 UTC
Post #102447
Then IEMC, halfway through masturbating, remembered that haggishunter was dead, and so he launched a nuke at his balls. After collision.....
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-08 05:38:59 UTC
Post #102449
he had a sex change
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-08 05:42:10 UTC
Post #102451
Yeah!!! that sounds about right..
And so...
And so...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-08 05:46:55 UTC
Post #102453
the squirrels made an evil plot to take over the world.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-08 05:52:47 UTC
Post #102457
They would create a brainwashing laser, which would
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-08 05:54:44 UTC
Post #102458
well what do u think? brainwash people... Then hhaggis was re-born cos he hated being dead
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-08 05:55:16 UTC
Post #102459
make everyone retarded.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-08 05:56:12 UTC
Post #102461
mine or urs j3r3my?
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-08 05:58:02 UTC
Post #102463
But haggis got killed by the nuke sent to his balls by iemc again and became spacedust which was sucked into a black hole, hit by a meteorite and flown into another dimension where it existed no more.
Anywho the squirrels made the laser and wee ready to fire it but suddenly...
Anywho the squirrels made the laser and wee ready to fire it but suddenly...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-08 05:58:06 UTC
Post #102464
ok their mind control lazer made everyone retarded and they raised haggis from the dead.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-08 05:58:44 UTC
Post #102466
oops.. wrote were wrong...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-08 05:58:47 UTC
Post #102467
lol were posting too fast... :
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-08 06:00:43 UTC
Post #102468
Ok, from were do we continue? 
I'm confused...
I'm confused...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-08 06:00:50 UTC
Post #102469
ok lets start from... The lazer beam made everyone retarded and raised haggis from the dead
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-08 06:02:44 UTC
Post #102472
ok, then he died again 
, just like i wrote, so lets continue from there...
, just like i wrote, so lets continue from there...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-08 06:05:27 UTC
Post #102475
the squirrels then took over the world.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-08 06:11:55 UTC
Post #102481
Everything was squirrelified... Humans were fored to eat squirrel-poo and collect nuts for them. The human race was almost extinct untill..
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-08 06:30:02 UTC
Post #102493
haggishunter was raised by the squirrels
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-08 06:49:13 UTC
Post #102508
Uhh anyway everyone realised how stupid they were so they appologised to Habboi and said England Ruled but still agreed that Tony Blair Sucked Gman's Smooth Balls...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-08 07:30:58 UTC
Post #102513
yeah
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-08 07:40:52 UTC
Post #102515
To have his balls sucked, gman had to turn his protection shield, then gordon finally came up and BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. Gman finally died!!!!!! cheers
Blair was very mad, because he had lost his pal, so he
Blair was very mad, because he had lost his pal, so he
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-08 16:40:55 UTC
Post #102577
died. Barney and Alyx wept for twenty days and twenty nights, consoled each other in their grief, fell in love and were married and lived happily ever after.
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