Beef Jerkey Created 19 years ago2005-05-09 06:02:54 UTC by esmajor esmajor

Created 19 years ago2005-05-09 06:02:54 UTC by esmajor esmajor

Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 06:02:54 UTC Post #108488
I think you have to have a degree in Orthodontics before you eat this stuff. I eat it while I'm mapping :)
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 06:59:26 UTC Post #108496
Eww I hate the thought of that stuff :zonked:
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 07:53:01 UTC Post #108503
Never tried it, it's not so big here in Sweden :nuts:
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 08:17:20 UTC Post #108505
Same as SariBous... It aint big in Lithuania either... thinks of dried meat with 10 different kinds of preservatives :o
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Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 09:10:22 UTC Post #108507
BEEF JERKY IS THE SHIT!
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Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 10:54:54 UTC Post #108512
Yeh when I lived over in america we used to eat it all the time!!!
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 12:37:43 UTC Post #108527
Im addicted to it. Ill eat a whole bag in 5 minutes.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 13:07:24 UTC Post #108537
I've never even seen it. Maddox loves the stuff.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 13:37:50 UTC Post #108545
I'll send you some Seventh-- I NEED to try it!~

--have you ever heard of it??
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Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 13:56:48 UTC Post #108548
I've never seen it too :o
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 14:18:20 UTC Post #108550
I guess jerky is an American thing that isnt popular anywhere else. I see it a lot here. Heres something for those who havent seen it.
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Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 15:07:34 UTC Post #108554
Its great stuff. Even though its fucking toxic!
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 16:33:21 UTC Post #108579
It looks disgusting. cheap rubbish to as i can judge from the bag.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 16:34:55 UTC Post #108580
We might not have beef jerky, but we have KINAPUFFAR!
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 16:44:08 UTC Post #108585
Jerky is good and its not toxic. Its not that cheap either.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 16:45:26 UTC Post #108586
Looks like poo in a bag to me :/
Does it taste like beef or something?
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Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 16:47:59 UTC Post #108588
Oh my God, I love beef jerky so much it would make a grown man cry. I love beef jerky. Now I MUST HAVE SOME!!!!
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 16:53:52 UTC Post #108593
It tastes like steak, just that its a bit more chewy.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 17:04:28 UTC Post #108602
MMMM i love the smoked flavor!
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 17:13:07 UTC Post #108609
Disgusting hick food...

:o
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 17:25:01 UTC Post #108612
Hey! Im not a hick! Hicks are the ones with the dried hams hanging from their ceilings.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 17:28:16 UTC Post #108617
Only americans like it cause thier all fat mumpas :P
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 17:49:11 UTC Post #108628
Here we go again with the stereotypes...

I don't stereotype you :(
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 17:50:16 UTC Post #108629
I wou]ld if i knew his country... :(
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 17:51:29 UTC Post #108630
Ha jerky is not fattening. Its actaully a good diet food (exept for the high sodium).
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 17:52:13 UTC Post #108632
IEMC: 96a2107 is British ;)
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 17:57:40 UTC Post #108638
He He, go on then monkeychow, whats the sterotype :lol:
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 18:05:36 UTC Post #108640
Lets stereotype the British. You all like tea and crumpets and you all have horrible teeth and sit in pubs all day drinking Irish beer. :lol:
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 18:17:33 UTC Post #108643
Jalepeno is the best kind!
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 18:17:58 UTC Post #108644
If they sat in pubs all day they wouldnt be eating crumpets and drinking tea...
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 18:22:49 UTC Post #108646
Damn, i got nothing but the tea bit.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-09 18:41:04 UTC Post #108649
They serve tea and crumpets at the pubs ;)
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 02:06:49 UTC Post #108677
Yay, Britain, what what? Tally ho. Jolly good.
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Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 02:56:26 UTC Post #108683
Christ I havnt had a Crumpet for yeons! You'l be lucky to get pork scratchins at our local pub!
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 03:16:22 UTC Post #108690
Hey Goat... I usually get the Original flavor in THAT EXACT BRAND.

And that stuff aint cheap! That 3.8 ounce bag, $4.75 at the grocery store! Walmart has it cheaper.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 14:24:29 UTC Post #108784
Walmart has a 1lb bag thats about $9.00US. Still expensive though.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 15:23:03 UTC Post #108798
Yah, its like 1.50 for a bag of that picture size. :/
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 16:03:03 UTC Post #108803
That bag is so cheaply designed i wouldnt even buy it no matter what the price is.

Crazy yank's
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 16:09:23 UTC Post #108806
I say, old bean, how is the weatha' out there, mmm?
Oh, its bean splendid! Absolutely marvelous, old chap!
Oh, how delightlful, shall we dicuss it ova' a hut cup of tea?
Oh yes, lets do.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 16:27:04 UTC Post #108815
Pip-pip.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 16:32:48 UTC Post #108816
Ha ha my teacher was saying how Britain has a reputation for acting all jolly ho etc...

We are not like that!
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Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 17:07:31 UTC Post #108822
Seventh is just making the stereo types stronger.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 17:19:48 UTC Post #108824
We might not have beef jerky, but we have KINAPUFFAR!
All hail the mighty Chinese Puffs!

BTW, that beef looks like the shit. Literally, shit.
We actually have smoked moose-meat in small bags here - it's shitty expensive and tastes like cork though.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 17:30:10 UTC Post #108826
I like deer jerky. :o
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 17:32:47 UTC Post #108829
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 18:08:09 UTC Post #108833
Well we may not have KINAPUFFS, but we have THE 2ND AMENDMENT.
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-10 20:43:54 UTC Post #108847
Those Kinapuffs look like little turds. :P
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-11 07:53:48 UTC Post #108877
U took that photo of the jerky urself, hrny? Because, you've just gave me an idea not to try it... :zonked:
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Posted 19 years ago2005-05-11 08:01:54 UTC Post #108878
Btw that jerky bag looks like from the 50's... It just needs somethin written in big leters like: "American flavour" or "3/4 of the recomended daily vitamine dose" or "Low fat" or "Nutritious, fun snack!" :P.
It needs some dumbass carrictor on the bag too... Howabout: Beefy, the beef jerky stick or somethin like that... Really.. The bag looks like crap :
Its like some of that Mc Donald's "I'm lovin' it" bullcrap... :zonked:
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 19 years ago2005-05-11 08:19:57 UTC Post #108880
Heh, I liked the idea, so i drew beefy the beef jerkey stick... 50's style... :P
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Hope you find it lame enough... ;)
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