Anyone good at THIS? [closed]
Created 19 years ago2005-07-04 14:55:33 UTC by
Neo-TheOne
Created 19 years ago2005-07-04 14:55:33 UTC by
Neo-TheOne
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-04 14:55:33 UTC
Post #118580
Is anyone really good at php. This has been dragging on quite a bit and its getting no where. www.broadcast-depth.com . All i need is : Get rid of the CSS server stats with a poll box, sort out the site stats(top middle) and give the forums a better theme which i downloaded but it requires some upgrades which i dont understand.
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-04 15:01:43 UTC
Post #118583
Why don't you hack it out yourself? It's not that hard.
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-04 15:12:25 UTC
Post #118591
Thats like asking a baby to do a gcse maths exam paper
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-04 15:51:49 UTC
Post #118597
Umm.. learn HTML and write your own site. It takes about as long time as writing this forum post.
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-04 19:52:03 UTC
Post #118668
Look at my website atm, does it look like simple HTML ? DONT THINK SO. And there isnt a "law" as u think ZL that if u want a site you have to make it urself.
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-04 19:52:43 UTC
Post #118669
No, but you'll be missing the fun part.
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-04 19:57:14 UTC
Post #118673
lol i dont find sitting at a comp for hours fun.... Too much other things to do. How else do you think i did that site ? Got other people to do it in their free time.
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-04 20:01:05 UTC
Post #118675
... If you don't think it's fun, then why have a friggin site?
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-04 21:36:51 UTC
Post #118682
Everyone with a sensible mind knows that templated sites, such as yours, suck immensly and will therefore boycott it to the root. My motto has always been "Rather a bad-looking homemade site than a good-looking template".
Also, you say you don't like so sit at computer for several hours? Well, just a wild guess here, when you're reading this.. you're at a computer!!1!111 !!111 11 1!!111.
My second guess is that you spend several hours on... whatever that site's about, since there's no "About" section (Well, no content, anyhow).
Also, you say you don't like so sit at computer for several hours? Well, just a wild guess here, when you're reading this.. you're at a computer!!1!111 !!111 11 1!!111.
My second guess is that you spend several hours on... whatever that site's about, since there's no "About" section (Well, no content, anyhow).
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-05 01:40:52 UTC
Post #118709
Right on. My site may not be anywere near the best but I coded it all in notepad myself 
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-05 02:19:26 UTC
Post #118713
Another thing: Notepad sucks. There are way better IDEs out there.
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-05 02:38:04 UTC
Post #118719
There's a law that people who don't pay other people extorbitant amounts of money make their sites by themselves ;]
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-05 05:03:16 UTC
Post #118744
Heck I made my site by myself and I have not used HTML in years! Theres even a HTML for Dummies book on my desk....
Neo just pay someone or don't bother....
Neo just pay someone or don't bother....
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-05 08:48:16 UTC
Post #118787
ZL i hate u , shut up.
The problem is, its already been done in php and sql and theres some file called "Tables" which is a SQL file or something. And its looking pretty leet, so how can i do anything ?
The problem is, its already been done in php and sql and theres some file called "Tables" which is a SQL file or something. And its looking pretty leet, so how can i do anything ?
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-05 08:56:16 UTC
Post #118788
RTFM.
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-05 09:22:49 UTC
Post #118795
I love you too.
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-05 10:01:28 UTC
Post #118800
Love <3
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-05 10:21:56 UTC
Post #118812
L0ve is teh shizzle! 
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-05 10:59:25 UTC
Post #118817
I bust a cap in yo as dont talk to me! 
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-05 10:59:32 UTC
Post #118818
ass* 
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-05 13:05:54 UTC
Post #118851
Neo, if you can't take useful advice from people, then don't ask for it. Don't go playing around with MySQL if you can't even use HTML. Your site IS simple HTML, it is mostly HTML tables (ewwww) and image mapping (ewwwwwww, again). Seriously, goto w3schools and learn HTML/CSS. You will not regret it (unless you are an idiot who doesn't have the patience to learn). Oh, and if you do have the intelligence to learn this stuff, please for the love of god, DO NOT use tables for layout, it is so unprofessional. Use CSS instead.
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-05 14:05:24 UTC
Post #118868
I learnt good XHTML, CSS, and high intermediate PHP in about a weekend. It's really not hard. Why do you think there're so many out-of-work web developers and designers?
m0p: on a related note, you have to use tables sometimes. Don't you?
m0p: on a related note, you have to use tables sometimes. Don't you?
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-05 14:17:19 UTC
Post #118872
Yes, but not for layout, using them for tabular data is acceptable,
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-05 16:07:42 UTC
Post #118913
Using imagemaps is acceptable if you're a nub like me too~
;P
;P
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-05 16:09:11 UTC
Post #118915
NO ITS NOT NOW GO AWAY AND DIE
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-05 16:09:22 UTC
Post #118916
unless you are an idiot who doesn't have the patience to learnAhem..
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-05 22:30:20 UTC
Post #118977
Another thing: Notepad sucks. There are way better IDEs out there.Whadya mean notepad sucks?!? Notepad is l33t. You have to type everything out yourself - with no help or error corrections - the tool of a true pro. If you cant code on notepad, then youre not a true programmer. (Not that Im a programmer, I just think using some program to help you - unless its a massive program like a 3D game - is just being lazy.)
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Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 04:52:12 UTC
Post #118998
No point in making stuff harder for yourself. The point is generally to produce something useful (and efficent), not do make it as difficult to make as possible ;).
I like Notepad++ meself.
I like Notepad++ meself.
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 16:05:43 UTC
Post #119179
the site isnt fucking simple html u fucking fuck face. Its fucking mysql and php cause the guy fuckign showed me what he was doing u fucking gimp, gay asshole fuck head.
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 16:35:15 UTC
Post #119186
I know that. I'm not a retard, no matter what you think. But if you want to make your own site, you should learn HTML and CSS first, otherwise you'll get nowhere. The PHP underneath your site may be complex, but it's output is simple HTML. I am perfectly aware it is powered by PHP and MySQL. Calling people "fucking gimp, gay asshole fuck head" isn't very intelligent. So I am not even sure you have the mental capacity to learn. My advice (after you learn remedial English so solve your grammar/spelling difficulties, and attend an anger management class to combat your severely unstable temper), is to learn HTML. Followed by CSS. Then, learn PHP, followed by MySQL. If you cannot do that, I am afraid you are on your own.
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 16:44:51 UTC
Post #119188
Editplus for the win. I only use it for the padded edits and the colour system really.
As for Neo-TheOne, I'm amazed he even has the mental capacity to spell "MySQL" properly. And one more thing: THE MATRIX IS DONE! Only the first movie was worth seeing, and the games that've followed it are all shite - just give it up already, you rabid cultist.
As for Neo-TheOne, I'm amazed he even has the mental capacity to spell "MySQL" properly. And one more thing: THE MATRIX IS DONE! Only the first movie was worth seeing, and the games that've followed it are all shite - just give it up already, you rabid cultist.
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 16:46:46 UTC
Post #119191
I use Xemacs for editing. It's not bloated, I prefer to call it "feature rich".
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 16:52:13 UTC
Post #119195
MASTER OF PUPPETS GAY BOY KEEPS SPAMMING ME ON MSN TO GO TO SITES WITH ZIRUSES, PISS OFF FUCKING HOMO RETARD GIMP RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 16:55:49 UTC
Post #119196
HAHA OWNED U MOGP (master of GAY puppets) HAHAHAHA
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 16:55:56 UTC
Post #119197
1. Behave
2. Don't expect people to do the shit-work for you
2. Don't expect people to do the shit-work for you
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 16:57:37 UTC
Post #119199
Oh God, We need A-Team to solve this lil' problem we got!
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 16:58:20 UTC
Post #119200
Damn, this kid is hilarious xD
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 17:03:26 UTC
Post #119204
hHHAHAHA OWNED AND HE CANT ADMIT ME, go on MO"G"P show them the msn convo I OWNED U J0000000!!!! 111111111111 L33333tttttttttttttttttt YO MUMMAAAA
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 17:06:22 UTC
Post #119205
hehe, yeah, he's a good entertainer
I think he's got some kind of disorder though - seems like ADHD to me - which makes the whole thing quite sad... No seriously, I don't give a shit. Get your disturbed ass off our forums, pigdog.
I think he's got some kind of disorder though - seems like ADHD to me - which makes the whole thing quite sad... No seriously, I don't give a shit. Get your disturbed ass off our forums, pigdog.
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 17:08:28 UTC
Post #119206
Neo-TheOne, I hope you like seeing naked men! You've got mail.
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 17:10:27 UTC
Post #119208
i hope u like seeing a bomb through the post and ur house BLOWS UP HAHAHAHAHAH
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 17:12:20 UTC
Post #119212
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I signed you up to some gay porn newsletters. I hope you don't mind - you struck me like that kind of person.
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 17:14:34 UTC
Post #119216
ill report u to hotmail then and i have all ur details cause i is cia agent mother fucker
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 17:16:40 UTC
Post #119217
Man, you're kidding right? Is it really possible to be this retarded?
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 17:18:30 UTC
Post #119218
OH NO WHAT HAVE WE DONE HES A CIA AGENT AND HE WILL REPORT US TO HOTMALE!!!1111
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 17:18:48 UTC
Post #119219
Let's ignore him, he's a sad Matrix fanatic with no life.
There is no spoon
NOES!!
There is no spoon
NOES!!
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 17:20:54 UTC
Post #119220
lol yes no life, thats why i bum some forums EVERY DAY, OH YEAH TWHL lets map and get no money!!!! LETS MAKE MAPS FOR A GAME ITS GONA MAKE US RICH AND GET US SO FAR IN LIFE, W))))))00000ttt !!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 17:21:06 UTC
Post #119221
i is cia agent mother fuckerAlso, I think you should be careful about fucking the CIA agents' mothers, they may become angry at you!
Posted 19 years ago2005-07-06 17:51:17 UTC
Post #119241
Dude, you're, like, the same age as me. It's scary.
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