Halflife Ending? Created 20 years ago2004-01-23 21:36:24 UTC by Neo-TheOne Neo-TheOne

Created 20 years ago2004-01-23 21:36:24 UTC by Neo-TheOne Neo-TheOne

Posted 20 years ago2004-01-23 21:36:24 UTC Post #13502
Whats the nding to half life cause ive never seen it and ive only played the game like 3 times but i dont really like it. What happens to that gordan freeman guy?
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-23 22:16:45 UTC Post #13513
well as i recall, gordon meets an evil santabot from venus and they go on a killin spree in argentina then they fly back to venus and live happily ever after , if i remember correctly :P
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-24 02:49:29 UTC Post #13520
Close,
I thought that Gordon stepped through a portal and you computer started dialing a toll free number that connected you to Valve.

I don't remember the Venus bit....
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-24 04:18:59 UTC Post #13525
lol (i have a feeling this thread will stretch on and on...)
AJ AJGlorious Overlord
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-24 06:08:40 UTC Post #13527
Uh. Toll-free? Premium rate!
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-24 06:35:39 UTC Post #13535
I hate to give away such good endings, buuut... well... : OK! Just this once, I'll give it away. I really shouldn't, but i suppose just once can't hurt... You know, it's not half as good me just putting it here, you really should see it for yourself, ok? Anyway the ending goes like this:

"Valve is:

Ted Backman
TK Backman
Kelly Bailey
Yahn Bernier
Ken Birdwell
Steve Bond
Dario Casali
John Cook
Greg Coomer
Wes Cumberland

John Guthrie
Mona Lisa Guthrie
Mike Harrington
Monica Harrington
Brett Johnson
Chuck Jones
Marc Laidlaw
Karen Laur
Randy Lundeen
Yatsze Mark

Lisa Mennet
Gabe Newell
Dave Riller
Aaron Stackpole
Jay Stelly
Harry Teasley
Steve Theodore
Bill Van Buren
Robin Walker
Douglas R. Wood"

Oh, and nobody knows what actually happens to Freeman yet, that's hopefully going to be explained in HL2. With such a great production team, I can't wait to read THAT ending! :D :nuts: :cool:
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-24 07:19:30 UTC Post #13541
He kills Nihilanth, and gets teleported to Nepal, where he decides to live as a goat.
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-24 07:31:17 UTC Post #13548
:lol:
if you take all of those you can work it out
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-24 11:15:49 UTC Post #13606
you're all stupid. He magically transforms into adrian sheperd.
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-24 12:32:42 UTC Post #13622
yeah... i agree
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-24 14:00:44 UTC Post #13630
ok thx for like the 7 diff endings which are all not right i presume. THE GOAT ONE IS GOOD THOUGH :D
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-24 19:19:23 UTC Post #13692
just play redemption
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-24 19:20:10 UTC Post #13694
you'll find out then
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-24 19:21:48 UTC Post #13695
actually he gets a face lift n a new name n moves 2 china 2 become a scrotumologist.
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-25 00:50:19 UTC Post #13745
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-25 10:02:51 UTC Post #13795
heres how to beat HL, type sv_cheats 1 intp the console. then save your game, and load it. then type god into the console, then type noclip into the console. Then type impulse 101 into the console. Have funnn. I forgot the one for level change in the middle though :( so you can just fly right to each level change.

(BTW, I didn't use these to beat HL, I did all by myself at midnight, I was addicted)
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-25 10:27:48 UTC Post #13803
also use map ampname 2 go 2 all the maps. u need the name of em though. heres a starter. map c2a3
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-25 12:15:43 UTC Post #13823
cheating is fun, you can torture the scientists in the start by blowing them up, or using snarks. :badass:
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-25 14:40:42 UTC Post #13839
Cheating is boring after, say, 2 mins.
No no no, heres what happens:
Gordon meets his mother at the end who tells him to buy milk, but then gets killed by a man in a black suit that speaks weird.
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-25 15:17:24 UTC Post #13853
nooo, I'll just ruin it.

Gordan finally meets the G-man, where he tells him that he would like him to work for him. Then, they get into a fight and the train falls down into the darkness. After a while it shows G-man, buried under some rubble, all bloody, look at you and say "Goooordan... I am your father, I'm sorry...."

thats the real ending.
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-25 15:34:03 UTC Post #13856
lol, no the g-man warps gordon back to the begining and sas he shouldnt do the experiment, gordon does do the the experiment again and the g-man get pissed, ask gordon to leave the game but he doesnt, then the g-man goes to bush wich send in a grunt squad wihc got killed by freeman and then they sew him because he destroyed black mesa and gordon and gabe newell go to jail and dont get passed start and dont get 500 euro's and then the g-man gets on free parking and takes it all, and then he start's a buissnes called us food service and then the company lyes about it's money and then they got a lot of problems, and then the storie end's. now we are all waiting for part hl2, how g-man lives on.
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-25 15:41:56 UTC Post #13861
lol, no the g-man warps gordon back to the begining and sas he shouldnt do the experiment, gordon does do the the experiment again and the g-man get pissed, ask gordon to leave the game but he doesnt, then the g-man goes to bush wich send in a grunt squad wihc got killed by freeman and then they sew him because he destroyed black mesa and gordon and gabe newell go to jail and dont get passed start and dont get 500 euro's and then the g-man gets on free parking and takes it all, and then he start's a buissnes called us food service and then the company lyes about it's money and then they got a lot of problems, and then the storie end's.
New record for only one sentence. :lol:
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-25 20:19:15 UTC Post #13894
you know, some people might try and beat that nice little fun record by posting useless stuff that has nothing to do with the price of rice in China, therefore ruining the whole purpose of having a record for the longest sentance because if someone is givin one topic, they can go off on it for some time by useing adjectives like crazy, but then there sentance would make almost no darn sense, which gives no reason to continue with a record becausesome people might try...

etc
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-25 20:19:56 UTC Post #13895
LONGEST SENTENCE!!!!!!!!! WHOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!1
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-25 21:25:04 UTC Post #13909
I actually read that sentence... :confused:
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-26 07:33:43 UTC Post #13944
Won't count. You said the same thing more than once. :P
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-26 17:08:30 UTC Post #14012
somebody kindly delete that post...

leaving only the first ~ 10 lines...
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-26 20:21:52 UTC Post #14037
I hereby appoint myself to unofficial judge of the record of longest sentence here on twhl. :zonked: :nuts:
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-26 20:26:23 UTC Post #14038
cool, I would reasearch and look at all the long sentances, will you be judging on words, or characters?
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-28 13:47:50 UTC Post #14209
He will be judging pigs.
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-28 16:58:38 UTC Post #14240
iuma srry i forgot to put and dots in the post. lol but how did you like my ending??,

i think there can be only one answer to this post:
THE QESTION OF HUMANITY
THE QESTION WiCH GoES FUTHER THEN ALL QESTION
THE QESTION OF ALL QESTION

biertje??(you want a beer) :P
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-28 23:09:11 UTC Post #14277
G-Man takes gordon aside and say's. You may have been searching for me, the past few weeks, but I have been searching fo you all my life..... Nobody can be told what the matrix is...You have to see it for yourself... Now its time to chose... the red pill or the blue pill.

Well, not reallly, but you do get to chose the end. It would seem valve went with the good end for HL2 wich is a shame because I would have liked to have seen Gordon get out of the bad ending...
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-29 12:40:53 UTC Post #14344
QUESTION QUESTION!!!!!! aAAAAAARGH!
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-30 17:46:48 UTC Post #14496
uhhh?? what is wrong with you?? and do i have the record ore not?? :nuts:
Posted 20 years ago2004-01-30 20:02:07 UTC Post #14516
So far...
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