SPEED LIMIT PLEASE!!!! Created 18 years ago2006-09-14 19:01:25 UTC by Unbreakable

Said in the Shoutbox we need a new topic.. so here it is Hunter:

So the average speed of the semen and sperm coming out of your winkie is 28 miles an hour...........
Mine was timed at 33, 31 and a WHOPPING 39 miles an hour....

So what does this mean...........I think I know...

I am fast.

Plus the average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

But this does concern me as I think I am up to 12.5 and if I go over.........what happens

Confused

Would I have a negative balance like the bank and PLEASE don't get me angry and say sperm bank as I really want to know.

Uh....

What?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

If your timing your cumshot speed, you need a life or a girlfriend.

Well this obviously means that you are going to have to be careful because if you pass the 14 gallon mark you will start ejaculating at least twice a day at random, probably even 3 or more times a day. This can cause a problem because you will need to change your pants every few hours and you will also have to start eating wood sandwiches to get the fiber that you will lose from your little buddy's getting free trips to the moon. And speaking of the moon, keep tracking your sperm speed. If it goes above 40 miles an hour you might have SFSD(super fast sperm disorder). The speed will gradually increase untill they are powerful enough to make a full trip to the moon, bounce off, and land back on earth. this poses 2 problems: You might down a space shuttle, and you might hit someone in the face. You know when people "think" that a pigeon took a crap o their head? yeah, that's what the government wants you to think.

I pray you didn't actually do this, but just in case, why the fuck would u see how fast u spooge?!?!

hahahaha.. just wanted to see your guys expressions.. HiLaRiOuS!

The speed will gradually increase untill they are powerful enough to make a full trip to the moon, bounce off, and land back on earth. this poses 2 problems: You might down a space shuttle, and you might hit someone in the face.

See, Worldcraft dude gets it!

Get what? This is a real problem that real people are facing here! Wake up! We can't afford any more down space crafts!

Lol'd.

amateurs....

oh dear. not another 3kb :/

39 mph??? that's like hitting the ceiling!

I want a splurge target thing You know what I mean lads.

Those actually exist?

if someone was genius idea to come up with plush headcrabs...you never know...

Sex with headcrabs?

Well they aren't call headcrabs for nothing. Duh

Wierd wierd thread here...

You come up with the stupidest threads, man.

Holy crap....

Holy crap....

Rather eloquently put, in my opinion .

7th this is one of the most fun threads we've had in a long ass time. You guys keep locking crap or beating us down because you're becoming more paranoid of spam than HIT. Let us have some pointless fun.

haha.. lolz.. ya Over at hit I got a warning for using the word idiot in one of my post... Hit is awful.

what does hit stand for and is it like a mappers forum like twhl?

Half Life Improvement Team. Its a team who's working on HL:Enhanced(an update for HL including detail textures, ragdolls, etc). But their forum sucks ass because its impossible to gain respect from 99% of the members there and they have -857286273 tolerance for pointless bullshittin' fun.

7th this is one of the most fun threads we've had in a long ass time. You guys keep locking crap or beating us down because you're becoming more paranoid of spam than HIT. Let us have some pointless fun.

You need to get on IRC.

Every time I'm on IRC nbodoy is doing anything

we don't do anything unless somebody says something to confirm their non-idleness

has anybody locked this? no.

stop yer bellyaching, WCD

Hey, don't get too off track.Remember, we're talking about sperm.

Skeet.

For a bunch of guys, you sure do have an uncanny obsession with sperm.