SPEED LIMIT PLEASE!!!! Created 17 years ago2006-09-14 19:01:25 UTC by Unbreakable Unbreakable

Created 17 years ago2006-09-14 19:01:25 UTC by Unbreakable Unbreakable

Posted 17 years ago2006-09-14 19:01:25 UTC Post #196528
Said in the Shoutbox we need a new topic.. so here it is Hunter:

So the average speed of the semen and sperm coming out of your winkie is 28 miles an hour...........
Mine was timed at 33, 31 and a WHOPPING 39 miles an hour....

So what does this mean...........I think I know...

I am fast.

Plus the average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

But this does concern me as I think I am up to 12.5 and if I go over.........what happens

Confused

Would I have a negative balance like the bank and PLEASE don't get me angry and say sperm bank as I really want to know.
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Posted 17 years ago2006-09-14 19:32:29 UTC Post #196529
Uh....

What?
Posted 17 years ago2006-09-14 20:14:01 UTC Post #196531
What the fuck is wrong with you?

If your timing your cumshot speed, you need a life or a girlfriend.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 17 years ago2006-09-14 20:15:25 UTC Post #196532
Well this obviously means that you are going to have to be careful because if you pass the 14 gallon mark you will start ejaculating at least twice a day at random, probably even 3 or more times a day. This can cause a problem because you will need to change your pants every few hours and you will also have to start eating wood sandwiches to get the fiber that you will lose from your little buddy's getting free trips to the moon. And speaking of the moon, keep tracking your sperm speed. If it goes above 40 miles an hour you might have SFSD(super fast sperm disorder). The speed will gradually increase untill they are powerful enough to make a full trip to the moon, bounce off, and land back on earth. this poses 2 problems: You might down a space shuttle, and you might hit someone in the face. You know when people "think" that a pigeon took a crap o their head? yeah, that's what the government wants you to think.
Posted 17 years ago2006-09-14 20:18:24 UTC Post #196534
I pray you didn't actually do this, but just in case, why the fuck would u see how fast u spooge?!?!
TawnosPrime TawnosPrimeI...AM...CANADIAN!
Posted 17 years ago2006-09-14 21:02:02 UTC Post #196537
hahahaha.. just wanted to see your guys expressions.. HiLaRiOuS!
The speed will gradually increase untill they are powerful enough to make a full trip to the moon, bounce off, and land back on earth. this poses 2 problems: You might down a space shuttle, and you might hit someone in the face.
See, Worldcraft dude gets it! :D
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Posted 17 years ago2006-09-14 21:16:42 UTC Post #196539
Get what? This is a real problem that real people are facing here! Wake up! We can't afford any more down space crafts!
Posted 17 years ago2006-09-14 21:19:38 UTC Post #196540
Lol'd.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 17 years ago2006-09-14 21:37:21 UTC Post #196544
amateurs....
Posted 17 years ago2006-09-14 21:58:56 UTC Post #196547
oh dear. not another 3kb :/ :D
Unbreakable UnbreakableWindows 7.9 Rating!
Posted 17 years ago2006-09-15 07:01:04 UTC Post #196559
39 mph??? that's like hitting the ceiling!
Posted 17 years ago2006-09-15 09:41:41 UTC Post #196571
I want a splurge target thing :( You know what I mean lads.
Habboi HabboiSticky White Love Glue
Posted 17 years ago2006-09-15 17:09:35 UTC Post #196588
Those actually exist?
Posted 17 years ago2006-09-15 17:13:37 UTC Post #196589
if someone was genius idea to come up with plush headcrabs...you never know...
Posted 17 years ago2006-09-15 17:29:50 UTC Post #196593
Sex with headcrabs?
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 17 years ago2006-09-15 17:39:18 UTC Post #196594
Well they aren't call headcrabs for nothing. Duh :|
Posted 17 years ago2006-09-15 17:40:43 UTC Post #196595
Wierd wierd thread here...
38_98 38_98Lord
Posted 17 years ago2006-09-15 18:40:21 UTC Post #196598
You come up with the stupidest threads, man.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 17 years ago2006-09-15 20:29:02 UTC Post #196602
Holy crap....
Posted 17 years ago2006-09-15 21:02:30 UTC Post #196603
Holy crap....
Rather eloquently put, in my opinion :) .
Posted 17 years ago2006-09-15 21:52:37 UTC Post #196604
7th this is one of the most fun threads we've had in a long ass time. You guys keep locking crap or beating us down because you're becoming more paranoid of spam than HIT. Let us have some pointless fun.
Posted 17 years ago2006-09-16 09:33:39 UTC Post #196633
haha.. lolz.. ya Over at hit I got a warning for using the word idiot in one of my post... Hit is awful.
Unbreakable UnbreakableWindows 7.9 Rating!
Posted 17 years ago2006-09-16 10:56:40 UTC Post #196643
what does hit stand for and is it like a mappers forum like twhl?
Posted 17 years ago2006-09-16 11:06:06 UTC Post #196649
Half Life Improvement Team. Its a team who's working on HL:Enhanced(an update for HL including detail textures, ragdolls, etc). But their forum sucks ass because its impossible to gain respect from 99% of the members there and they have -857286273 tolerance for pointless bullshittin' fun.
Posted 17 years ago2006-09-16 17:04:56 UTC Post #196686
7th this is one of the most fun threads we've had in a long ass time. You guys keep locking crap or beating us down because you're becoming more paranoid of spam than HIT. Let us have some pointless fun.
You need to get on IRC.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 17 years ago2006-09-16 17:16:18 UTC Post #196689
Every time I'm on IRC nbodoy is doing anything :tired:
Posted 17 years ago2006-09-16 17:18:04 UTC Post #196690
we don't do anything unless somebody says something to confirm their non-idleness
Posted 17 years ago2006-09-16 17:25:05 UTC Post #196692
has anybody locked this? no.

stop yer bellyaching, WCD
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 17 years ago2006-09-16 19:41:21 UTC Post #196716
Hey, don't get too off track.Remember, we're talking about sperm.
Posted 17 years ago2006-09-16 19:44:33 UTC Post #196718
Skeet.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 17 years ago2006-09-16 19:45:59 UTC Post #196720
For a bunch of guys, you sure do have an uncanny obsession with sperm.
AJ AJGlorious Overlord
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