wait... again, who the fuck are you? Created 18 years ago2006-09-22 17:33:47 UTC by Archie

The same old thread, again

Copy and paste the questions, change the answers to suit you.

Full Name : James Douglas Archibald
Age: 15
Hometown : Erskine
Born in: Glasgow
Self Classification: Hardcore mosh-pit loving geek

Education: 4 ducks and a singing llama

(Interests)
Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd):
1st) Shawshank Redemption,
2nd) High Fidelity,
3rd) Blues Brothers

Favourite Meal: Sirloin Steak

Favourite Actor: John Cusack

Favourite Actress: Judi Dench

Favourite Game to Date: Half-Life

Game your looking forward to: Spore

Favourite Bands:
1) In Flames
2) Bullet For My Valentine
3) Trivium

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Tea & milk

Favourite Alcohol: vodka

Hobbies: Level Design, Drum Kit, Moshing, Headbanging, comic..ing, writing.

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: yes

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 3

Things that make you smile: Dan Akeroyd

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Simon Pegg, Bill Bailey

Things that annoy you:
Mark Matheson 38 Mains Wood, Erskine, Scotland, PA8 7JW SOMEBODY RAPE HIM!

Things that well and truely piss you off:
Wanna-be emo kids who are pathetic and say they are going to cut themselves purely for attention and never do.

And a photo...

Full Name : Reginald Douglas McThornwashing
Age: 42
Hometown : Never yee mind
Born in: Petejohntown
Self Classification: Sad lonely wanker
Credit Card No: 4929 4587 7865 9453
Expiry: 11/08
Security No: 987

Education: Seventeen degrees in Economics Politics and History

(Interests)
Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd (and 4th)):
1st) Matrix 3
2nd) Star Wars 3
3rd) X-Men 3
4th) Scary Movie 8

Favourite Meal: Cow
Favourite Actor: William Shatner
Favourite Actress: William Shatner
Favourite Game to Date: Half-Life TWO EPOISODE ONE YEAH

Game your looking forward to: EPISODE TWOOOOOOOOOooooooo YEAHHH

Favourite Bands:
1) William Shatner
2) Annihilator
3) Carole King

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Vanilla and Lilt in a fine Chardonnay
Favourite Alcohol: in a bottle

Hobbies: DOING REAL WORK LIKE A REAL PERSON

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: not compatible with current configuration
Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: data invalid
Things that make you smile: please insert disc to continue

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Goths and people too young to use the internet

Things that annoy you: people who um er..
Things that well and truely piss you off: I dont like it on the bus when, er..
Things that should be shot: people who cant make up their goddamn mind

And a photo...

Full Name : Dennis Robert McCormick
Age: 16
Hometown : Brooklyn
Born in: New York

Education: High School

(Interests)
Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd):
1st) Pulp Fiction
2nd) Seven
3rd) Garden State

Favourite Meal: FRIDAYS FTW

Favourite Game to Date: Half-Life

Game your looking forward to: God of War II, HL2 Ep2

Favourite Bands:
1) Opeth
2) RATM
3) Pink Floyd

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Snapple (Orangeade)

Favourite Alcohol: Grey Goose

Hobbies: Level Design, Photoshopping Stuff, Playing Guitar, Recording my own music, Collecting every DVD on Earth (well, about 200 right now ), Photography

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: yes

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 5

Things that make you smile: Brian Reagan

Things that make you really laugh out loud: The Daily Show, The Office

Things that annoy you:
MYSPACE.

Things that well and truely piss you off:
Wanna-be emo kids ON MYSPACE.

Sorry...no pics of me on my PC.

that made me lol, jobabob

Full Name :Toby Joachim Palm
Age: 17
Hometown : New york
Born in: Nairobi
Self Classification: Ninja

Education:last year of skool

(Interests)
soccer, reading, gaming, hammering

Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd):
no real favorites though POTC, and I robot rank pretty high

Favourite Meal: fatty burgers

Favourite Actor: Will Smith

Favourite Actress: Kate Beckinsale

Favourite Game to Date: Final Fantasy 8/Oblivion

Game your looking forward to: not up2d8

Favourite Bands:
1) Nighwish
2) Blink 182
3) Aerosmith

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Coke

Favourite Alcohol: smirnoff ice

Hobbies:same as interests?
(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: no

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 1

Things that make you smile: writing good grades

Things that make you really laugh out loud: people getting owned by non-living objects

Things that annoy you:
people who dont believe that im black

Things that well and truely piss you off:
people who act like they're the shit after scoring a goal although i built it up and they just kicked it in.

im the guy in my avvy

I'm boring, so you don't need to know about me.

Name: Jesus Christ
Age: I'm getting on a bit, 2006 soon -_-
Place of birth: Some shithole in the middle east.
Hobbies: Smoking the sacred holy herb that is Cannabis Sativa/Indica and sharing it with the almighty disciples.
Self-classification: Leet miracle worker.
Favorite music: Jesus and the 12 apostles play Metallica.
Favorite movie: Passion of the Christ.
Education: *

Full Name : Sean Gregory Goolsby
Age: 17
Hometown : Screwyoustown
Born in: Fuckyousville
Self Classification: A guy with [parted] hair

Education: Currently a high school senior

(Interests)
Favorite Films:
1st) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
2nd) Spaceballs
3rd) Dumb and Dumber

Favorite Meal: Steak/lobster

Favorite Actor: Jim Carry

Favorite Actress: Jennifer Aniston

Favorite Game to Date: Half Life

Game your looking forward to: Portal

Favorite Bands:
1) 409 (synthesized music, but music none-the-less)
2) Dream Theatre
3) ... thats about it

Favorite Drink: Bawls

Favorite Alcohol: I don't drink

Hobbies: Mapping, Source model converting, programming useless crap in Visual BASIC.

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: No, sadly

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 0, even more sad

Things that make you smile: Having a good time with friends

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Cheesy porn

Things that annoy you:
People telling me things I already know

Things that well and truely piss you off:
Know-it-alls and sassy bitches who do nothing but gossip.

And a photo:

Full Name : Classified
First Name: Dan
Age: 16
Hometown : Classified, QLD, Australia
Born in: Classified, NSW, Australia
Self Classification: Classified

Education: Final Year High School

Favourite Meal: PIE (actually, pasta)
Favourite Actor: nobody
Favourite Actress: nobody

Favourite Game to Date: Half-Life Series (although CoD is good)
Console your looking forward to: Wii
Game your looking forward to: Lots (LoZ:TP,Ep2,CoD3,Portal,Tf2,etc)

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): LL&B
Favourite Alcohol: I dont Drink
Hobbies: Attempted Level Design, Gaming, Reading

I've added a few sections.

Full Name : Brad blank
Age: 18 (well, very soon)
Hometown : Kalgoorlie
Born in: Kalgoorlie.. i practically live in a fucking desert
Self Classification: Meh..

Education: Graduated Year 12, may go to Uni at some point in time (been accepted to do a Bachelor of Science in IT)

Interests
Favourite Films (in no order):

• Kill Bill Volumes 1 and 2,
• Snatch,
• Shawshank Redemption (nice choice Hunter)
• X-Men 3
• Pirates Of The Carribean 2

Favourite TV Shows (in no order):

• Family Guy
• American Dad
• LOST
• Boston Legal
• NCIS

Favourite Meal: Tacos (now i'm hungry)

Favourite Actor: Erm... Jack Black?

Favourite Actress: So many to choose from..

Favourite Game to Date: Ninja Gaiden Black

Games you're looking forward to: Halo 3 and Episode 2

Music you're looking forward to: Scars On Broadway, Jet's new album

Favourite Bands (in some kind of order):

• System Of A Down
• Audioslave
• Muse
• Queens Of The Stone Age
• Foo Fighters

Favourite Drink: 2 parts Hydrogen, 1 part Oxygen

Favourite Alcohol: Have not sampled enough to decide

Hobbies: Level Design (no shit), Bass/Acoustic Guitar and i'd like to get into photography

Other
Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: Nope

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: Nope (and yet i'm still lacking money)

Things that make you smile: Kittens
Things that make you really laugh out loud: I'll get back to you on this

Things that annoy you:
People who refuse to accept when they've lost at something.

Things that well and truely piss you off:
People who listen to Panic! At The Disco (damn i hate that band), this list can go on and on..

Favourite Actor: William Shatner
Favourite Actress: William Shatner
Favourite Game to Date: Half-Life TWO EPOISODE ONE YEAH
Game your looking forward to: EPISODE TWOOOOOOOOOooooooo YEAHHH
Favourite Bands:
1) William Shatner
2) Annihilator
3) Carole King

Hahahahahaha

I do actually like Shatners latest album, but X-Men 3 was beyond a joke as 'favourite film' anyone who rates that above the first 2 (especially the second) is an SFX whore

"anyone who rates that above the first 2 (especially the second) is an SFX whore" ... who probably enjoyed the prequel Star Wars films

Full Name : Will (Not Telling) Nicholls
Age: 17
Hometown : Cuffley
Born in: Some hospital...
Self Classification: A rather insightful young man with ideas and motivation to succeed in life.

Education: Oh some random subjects...English, Graphics and ICT...
(Interests)
Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd):
1st) Fearless...My God...So brilliant.
2nd) I don't really have any other favourite films...I suppose Saving Private Ryan was good.
3rd) Nothing. ? X-men 3 wasn't that good...

Favourite Meal: Chicken! I love chicken so much...In Tacos or at KFC...

Favourite Actor: None really...The guy from Fearless was good.

Favourite Actress: None.

Favourite Game to Date: It has to be Half-Life since it brought me here and changed my life.

Game you?re looking forward to: Episode 2 looks grand, I recently saw a Metal Gear Solid 4 game play trailer and you all know me so you'll know that the soundtrack sucked me into the fan base...

Favourite Bands:

1) I'm not much of a music lover but I like rock based bands and slightly heavy metal...Not too much because it's depressing. Mostly game soundtracks get to me...Sound is the key to a lot of successful things.

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Tea, coffee, milk, fizzy etc.

Favourite Alcohol: Lemon Bacardi

Hobbies: Level Design - (It's the only hobby for me)

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: Non

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 2

Things that make you smile: Someone having a rather comical accident and laughing because it wasn't me looking the fool.

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Silly things like funny faces or funny adverts.

Things that annoy you:

Idiots...I read incidents in the newspaper that sicken me...mugs, thugs etc doing the wrong thing...They deserve to die.

Things that well and truly piss you off:

People who harm animals (Mainly cats) - Burn in Hell you Muppets.

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Favourite Meal: Cow

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Full Name : -------
Age: 14
Hometown : ------
Born in: Sweden
Self Classification: ?

Education: Standard base-school so far, but I was offered advanced physics education yesterday by my science teacher.

(Interests)
Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd):
1st) Lord of the rings (perhaps, I'm not sure)
2nd) A wonderfull mind
3rd) ?

Favourite Meal: Los tacos

Favourite Actor: Los tacos

Favourite Actress: Los tacos

Favourite Game to Date: Splinter Cell: Chaos theory and Battlefield 2

Game your looking forward to: Splinter Cell: Double Agent

Favourite Bands:
1) Pink Floyd
2) Beatles
3) Led Zeppelin (perhaps, I'm not sure)

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Coke

Favourite Alcohol: None

Hobbies: Physics, blowing stuff upp, music, karate, philosophy and more..
(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: No

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 4

Things that make you smile: Jim Carrey

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Tommy cooper and Burntfaceman

Things that annoy you:
That bastard who starred in baywatch and sings "I've been looking for freedom" and whos name shouldn't be spoken

Things that well and truely piss you off:
Rap music and it's influence on people.

if you know me then you should already know the answers to all the personal questions.

self classification: person who plays far too much world of warcraft
favourite game: half-life
favourite movie: i have watched far too little movies and don't want to embarrass myself by naming something dumb
favourite band: pink floyd
favourite meal: kebab
favourite drink: pepsi max

Full Name : Jonas Moilanen
Age: 19
Hometown : G?vle
Born in: G?vle
Self Classification: Metal loving WoW and HL geek

Education: 1+1 = ?

(Interests)
Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd):
1st) Nightmare Before Christmas
2nd) Saw
3rd) Corpse Bride

Favourite Meal: Tacos

Favourite Actor: Johnny Depp

Favourite Actress: Kate Beckinsale

Favourite Game to Date: Half-Life + WoW

Game your looking forward to: Spore!

Favourite Bands:
1) Cryptopsy
2) The Berzerker
3) Troll

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Ice Tea (lemon)

Favourite Alcohol: Absinth or vodka mixed with red bull.

Hobbies: Playing in two bands, making music (Fruityloops 6.0), playing games, collecting games, getting wasted. Also, headbanging while wasted.

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: Yes

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 7

Things that make you smile: People falling and Habboi's av

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Japanese game shows

Things that annoy you: People not guarding the nodes in Arathi Basin in WoW, and general stupidity.

Things that well and truely piss you off:
People with inflated Ego's.

No need for a pic, you all know

Full Name: Michiel David Werner Breddels
Age: 23
Hometown: Culemborg
Born in: Geleen
Self Classification: Helpfull HL1 mapping dude.

Education: ICT

(Interests)
Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd):
1st) V: The Original Miniseries/V: The Final Battle/V: The Second Generation (In Production),
2nd) Back To The Future Trology (GREAT SCOTT!)
3rd) Lethal Weapon Trilogy (Im to old for this shit)

Favourite Meal: Anything with rice

Favourite Actor: Marc Singer (Main character of V)

Favourite Actress: None

Favourite Game to Date: Half-Life

Game you're looking forward to: Command & Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars

Favourite Singer: (No favorite bands for me)
Aliz?e (French Singer)

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Choclate milk and Fruit juices

Favourite Alcohol: none

Hobbies: Mapping for HL, Aliz?e, Music, VB.NET programming, Space Exploration

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: no

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 0

Things that make you smile: Aliz?e, Mythbusters

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Najib Amhali (Dutch comedian)

Things that annoy you:
When things don't work the way i want them to work.

Things that well and truely piss you off:
C++

There's no pic of me on my comp atm.

Full Name : JM Ameyugo
Age: 22
Hometown : Madrid
Born in: San Fernando
Self Classification: human being

Education: finishing 3rd year of architecture
(Interests)
Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd):
1st) Spirited Away
2nd) Star Trek: First Contact,
3rd) The Shawshank Redemption

Favourite Meal: I have many.

Favourite Actor: Brent Spiner

Favourite Actress: Rachel Weisz

Favourite Game to Date: I'll pick one of each generation: "Sonic & Knuckles", "Tomb Raider I" and "Half-life 2"

Game your looking forward to: BioShock ftw!

Favourite Bands:
I don't really like bands. But my favourite composers are
John Williams, Joe Hisaishi, Hans Zimmer, Koichi Sugiyama etc.

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): water!

Favourite Alcohol: no thanks, I need my braincells!

Hobbies: Level Design, table tennis, roller hockey, writing, playing the guitar etc

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: not yet

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: ---

Things that make you smile: a good joke

Things that make you really laugh out loud: some of Homer Simpson's or Peter Griffin's actions.

Things that annoy you:
the new world order and politics of today.

Things that well and truely piss you off:
Popular killboxes. You've got to hate the lack of thought put into their design, grrrr...

A picture of me? My avatar has the outline of my face.

Full Name : L. Young
Age: 34
Hometown: California
Born in: Taiwan
Self Classification: Gaming Pediatrician

Education: all the way to M.D. (eleven years after high school)

(Interests)
Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd):
1st) Moulin Rouge
2nd) The Pianist
3rd) The Incredibles

Favourite Meal: cold noodles

Favourite Actor: Mark Ruffalo

Favourite Actress: Maggie Gyllenhaal

Favourite Game to Date: Half-Life/Half-Life 2

Game your looking forward to: Team Fortress 2

Favourite Bands:
1) Matchbox 20
2) Diana Krall et al
3) Train

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): hot chocolate & beer

Favourite Alcohol: Samuel Adams

Hobbies: Running my online community, gaming (shooters only), mapping, movies, jazz, bodybuilding, running, sex

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: married

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 2

Things that make you smile: my wife

Things that make you really laugh out loud: my patients

Things that annoy you: Jack Thompson

Things that well and truely piss you off: bad parents

And a photo...

Full Name : N/A (I prefer to keep my online anonymity)
Age: 20
Location: Nova Scotia, Canada

Interests: Gaming

Favourite Game to Date: A tie b/w all games I own

Games your looking forward to: UT 2007, Spore. HL2: E2, Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Crysis, CellFactor, Command & Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars, TimeShift

Favourite Bands: Evolving over time

Hobbies: Level Design

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: No

Things that annoy you: N00bs

Things that well and truely piss you off: Stupid People

haha muzzleflash is a gay

wow satchmo, you look built.

I miss the blue demon, btw.

haha muzzleflash is a gay

:/ Why the hell are you calling me gay. Wtf is this. :S

I've said it before and I'll say it again...Satchmo...You look like the Medic :S

Muzzle gay? Who would have thought...

swoot muzzleflash

ALIZEE FTW!! :D:D:D:D

is hunter a girl?

Muzzle gay? Who would have thought...

Goddamn it, im not! Geezz, whats wrong with you people.

It's ok MuzzleFlash, gays are people too.

:/

Geez, what have i done to you guys... Tell me.

Full Name : Lucas Polito
Age: 15
Hometown : Southfield, MI
Born in: Southfeild
Self Classification: Your neighborhood fuck up.

Education: Sophmore in high school

(Interests)
Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd):
1st) Fight Club
2nd) Reservior Dogs
3rd) Snatch

Favourite Meal: I like a good bowl of soup or chili. Chili... fuck ya...

Favourite Actor: Brad Pitt (Fuck you, im not gay.)

Favourite Actress: Who knows who their favorite actress is? PSSH

Favourite Game to Date: I couldnt decide.

Game your looking forward to: TEAM FUCKING FORTRESS FUCKING 2 and Spore.

Favourite Bands:
1) Beastie Boys
2) Gorillaz
3) I dont usually follow a band, just songs i like.

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Hot chocolate and Iced Tea (sugar please).

Favourite Alcohol: LOLIMADRUNK

Hobbies: Computers, video games of all sorts, technology shits (not vice versa).

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: No

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 3

Things that make you smile: Certain girls.

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Mitch Hedberg or old SNL skits. (new ones suck cawk)

Things that annoy you: Things that dont work properly.

Things that well and truely piss you off: People who use AIM talk (die damnit), Scientology, and these kind of threads.

Uhh...This may have started before I was here, but, what's the deal with harshin' on MF? I don't see anything in his 'bio' yo warrent it.

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: no

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 0

Too honest, you should've said you'd had tons and tons of girlfriends like me, who all call me Ace because I am.

is hunter a girl?

Only on Sundays

Geez, what have i done to you guys... Tell me.

Heh it's just the way you react...We're just teasing you and by acting like "ahhhh come onnnnn" it doesn't help

muzz isn't gay, are you, babe?

what are girls and will it run on my playstation 2

To use the program "Girls" you need to download a "Life."

"Life" is a program that once you get it, it sucks. When you run the program "Girls" it procedes to remove money from your banking account and gives you a false sense of security.

Some "Girls" downloads come with nasty viruses, such as Syphillis, which once gotten, cannot be gotten rid of.

While some "Girls" versions are free, many require a starter fee known as "The first date." This proceeds to "The third date." If you still have money in your account, "Girls" will "upgrade" into "Fiancee."

Be forewarned, if you get "Girls" via a sharing service, they may lose bits of information en-route. Some refer to these missing bits as "Teeth" or "Intellegence points."

Once the "Fiancee" programs is updated, it becomes "Wife.exe." Wife.exe will usually do your laundry, make your food and clean your house. Assuming you treat it as any other program, it will sense your dismay and uninstall itself from you in a process called "Divorce." In the uninstallation, you will lose your house, car and children for reasons unknown. This leaves you back to square 1. Reinstall "Girls" and complete the process again.

__
NOTE: This is meant in the context of a joke and is not meant to offend any certain "programs" out there.

Name: Jackson
Age: 16
Hometown: Sydney, Australia
Education: Currently attending High School, Grade 10

Fave Movie: The Matrix
Fave Food: Grandma's German Schnitzel
Fave Artist: Usher/Justin/Chili Peppers
Fave Actor: Ricky Gervais/Ben Stiller/Keanu Reeves/Will Ferrell
Fave Game: CS/Mario Kart/Sonic on Sega Mega Drive
Fave Drink/Grog: Water/Jim Beam

Things that make you smile: My Dream Girl.
Things that annoy you: Emo's that say they aren't Emo.
Things that make you lol: The Office/Scrubs
Things that you are looking forward to: Wii
Latest Greatest achievement: Getting rid of WoW, it gives me so much more time.

PHOTO!

@Harrier: lozl.

lolz if it wasnt a cut n paste of the oldest email joke ever

if it wasnt a cut n paste of the oldest email joke ever...

...THEN WOT WUZ IT?!?! LOLZ

Full Name : Jacques Emile Berliner
Age: Someplace between 11.2 and 20 gigayears
Hometown : Cicely, Alaska (Canada)
Born in: Your mom.
Self Classification: Your mom's 1st love

Education: The Sorbonne, and then off to Starfleet. (hopefully)

(Interests)
Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd):
Tough to answer, but with a gun to my head I'd blurt out The Time Machine (2002) for 1st place.

Favourite Meal: Hmmmm Dunno. Today I had Chargrilled sea bass, and it tasted mighty fine.

Favourite Actor: Guy Pearce, Christan Bale, the evil guy from Die Hard I... (can't choose just one sorry).

Favourite Actress: Charlize Theron.

Favourite Game to Date: StarCraft or DoD. (can't choose one, lol)

Game your looking forward to: None. It probably won't work with my shitty gfx card.

Favourite Bands: Way too many to choose... with a gun to my head I'd say: "shoot."

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Diet Pepsi, 24oz bottle.

Favourite Alcohol: It all tastes like piss.

Hobbies: Doodling, Self-gratification.

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: Your mom.

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: na

Things that make you smile: Schadenfreude.

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Schadenfreude.

Things that annoy you: Your mom.

Things that well and truely piss you off: Your mom.

Me.

I agree. Harrier's befinition rockzorz. Unfortunutly for me, I have yet to find a version of "Girls" the doesn't totally reject my system, as well as complete and virus-free.

Full Name : "DEATH"
Age: Old as hell
Hometown : Earth and beyond
Born in: A small village near Paris
Self Classification: Soul rehabilitator

Education: certificate 4 in 101 ways to die

(Interests)
Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd):
1st) The exorcist,
2nd) Blood bath 1 & 2,
3rd) The devil made me do it.

Favourite Meal: Flame grilled flesh burgers

Favourite Actor: God (what a comedian)
Favourite Actress: Julie Andrews
Favourite Game to Date: Hitman
Game your looking forward to: World war three

Favourite Bands:
1) ABBA
2) Prodigy
3) Ramstien

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Blood
Favourite Alcohol: Virgin Whiskey

Hobbies: Soul taking/tiddly winks/more soul taking and quilt making.

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: Yes

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: 1,000,000,000,000,000

Things that make you smile: Slow death

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Multiple slow deaths, Emo slashers and grieving families

Things that annoy you: Christians and people who survive death

Things that well and truly piss you off: Warm beer, long funeral services.

Sorry no picture. Camera died.

...THEN WOT WUZ IT?!?! LOLZ

it WAS a cut and paste job, learn grammar better you man silly

Full Name : Gunter Vonbourgenhausen XXV
Age: 14
Hometown : Your not finding out and you never will
Born in: Ohio
Self Classification: Nerdy homeschooler

Education: Homeschooled sence the age of five

(Interests)
Favourite Films (1st 2nd and 3rd):
1st) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
2nd) Young frankenstein
3rd) Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back

Favourite Meal: Grilled sausage and goat cheese on a bun with home made fries and a salad.

Favourite Actor: Harrison Ford

Favourite Actress: That woman who played Mcgonnigal in the harry potter movies (not her greatest rolls, but I can't remember her name)

Favourite Game to Date: Okami

Game your looking forward to: Assassin's Creed

Favourite Bands:
1) AC/DC
2) The Jimi Hendrix Experience
3) Flogging molly

Favourite Drink (hot and/or cold): Hot cocoa (Even then I don't drink much of it) & Goat milk

Favourite Alcohol: The rubbing kind

Hobbies: Level Design, Drumming, Tae Kwon Do (2nd degree black belt), Cartooning, writing.

(Other)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Yes/No?: Nein

Past Girlfriends/Boyfriends: none

Things that make you smile: Goat cheese

Things that make you really laugh out loud: Bloom County

Things that annoy you:
Idiots, its all I anyone needs to be annoyed by.

Things that well and truely piss you off: Huge idiots

Me: http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/9150/11dl9.jpg

Homeschooled sence the age of five

That makes two of us.

No WONDER both of you cant spell!

Its since* not sence.

Umm... I didn't retype that, I copied it. It wouldn't be a quote if it wasn't what he originally typed. And I'm pretty obsessed with correcting any of my spelling errors.