Who would win in a fight? Created 16 years ago2007-07-28 14:12:09 UTC by Archie Archie

Created 16 years ago2007-07-28 14:12:09 UTC by Archie Archie

Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 17:28:41 UTC Post #230668
Superman is dead too (as far as comics).
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 17:31:15 UTC Post #230669
Well so is Neo, but who cares?
Edit: Whoops. Skipped Penguin's post.

Back on track. The age-old question:
Batman vs. Superman
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 17:35:44 UTC Post #230675
Superman is dead. Batman... =D

Altec Lansing vs. Logitec
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 17:36:16 UTC Post #230677
Neo can dodge bullets. Bullets just tickle Superman.
Neo can go through walls. Superman just destroys them, leaving dust and bunch of rocks.
Neo wears badass coats and sunglasses. Superman wears...tights.

Neo wins for just being cool.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 17:38:11 UTC Post #230678
Sajo vs. current thread

Current thread wins, because Sajo is answering to a fight several posts old.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 17:42:33 UTC Post #230680
oops, didn't see the second page.
You didn't have to be a dick, though.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 17:42:56 UTC Post #230682
Gandalf vs. Dumbledore

Hmm...tough one.

I think Dumbledore will win, because he has more magical gadgets than Gandalf (who just has his staff).
satchmo satchmo“Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better. -- Samuel Beckett”
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 17:50:27 UTC Post #230683
Hmmm.. Being a fan of both, i really cant choose, but lets see some pros and cons here.

Gandalf came back to life stronger,
Whereas Dumbledore Didnt
Dumbledore has the elder wand, whereas gandalf has a stick
Dumledore is equally as badass as gandalf..

cant choose >.<
Tetsu0 Tetsu0Positive Chaos
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 18:28:32 UTC Post #230688
Dumbledore never really killed anyone, Gandalf did. =D

Dumbledore got his grave robbed, Gandalf was too cool for a grave, and came back to life!

Gandalf is mysterious, Dumbledore is exploited! We know everything about him (now)!

Gandalf ftw.

Rock vs. Rap (this is an easy one [btw ill beat the shit out of anyone who says rap])
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 18:34:08 UTC Post #230689
Tie, because I've heard some really good rap and some really shitty rock in my time.

Me vs. You (as in, whoever replies to this.)
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 18:36:21 UTC Post #230690
Rock wins.

as for the me vs you:

I win because my member is larger.
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 18:37:51 UTC Post #230691
I'm not sure I'd trust you to know...
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 18:45:49 UTC Post #230692
Srry vs. me: Me, because I've trained in the art of Tae Kwon Do for six or seven years.

Terrorists vs. Communists
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 18:51:57 UTC Post #230693
Communists because i think communists are better then terrorists.

Machinima vs mods
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 18:54:30 UTC Post #230694
Come on, you can think of a better reason than that. :
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 19:03:35 UTC Post #230695
Communists, because their excuse for killing people for the greater good is slightly more believable, if just as flawed.

Dr House vs Dr Cox
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 19:03:48 UTC Post #230696
Communists win because at least communism work on paper.

Can't answer Nine's since I'm not exactly sure what he's stating.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 19:12:55 UTC Post #230697
Machinima: Movies made with game engines (you know? Red vs Blue series?)
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 19:15:38 UTC Post #230698
mods... so you can actually play it

don't know either doctor.

sooo....

Smg vs Auto Rifle
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 19:24:13 UTC Post #230701
Smg vs Autorifle: I don't claim to know much about guns, but I think automatic rifles are more accurate as well as more powerful than SMGs. So, yeah, I vote auto rifles.

Dr. House Vs. Dr. Cox: Cox all the way, House might be a better doctor, but at Cox doesn't have a limp. Cox would kick his ass.

Bush Junior vs. Bush Senior, but with a twist. It shall be a battle of WITS.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 19:25:02 UTC Post #230703
SMG because they're far more versatile and smaller.

House wins because of his sarcasm.

Bush junior because he knows how to A: get all the rednecks to like him and B: cheat in the elections.

CJ vs. Tommy Vercetti
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 19:28:39 UTC Post #230704
Oh THAT house. House ftw.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 19:30:36 UTC Post #230705
Oh, and house could easily whack Cox over the head with his cane, and ride away on his skateboard.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 19:30:54 UTC Post #230706
House wins because of his sarcasm.
So he could be sarcastic about Cox punching him in the face?
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 19:32:11 UTC Post #230707
nah, auto would be better: Longer range, higher caliber bullets.

but you cant hide an m16 in your jacket when robbing a super market, so its a win win situation
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 19:32:15 UTC Post #230708
He'd spout a sarcastic remark right before he whacked Cox over the head. And then ride away on his skateboard.

Now please, CJ vs. Tommy Vercetti.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 20:10:32 UTC Post #230719
No, fools. House would win because he'd find some way to get Cuddy to get Cox fired, thus unable to afford food, thus making him starve to death.

That and the sarcasm. House = funnier than scrubs.
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 20:11:35 UTC Post #230720
Ant'll have your head for that.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 20:25:16 UTC Post #230721
Tommy.

He's been around longer than CJ.
He's got nice clothes (I guess??)
He doesn't get fat or hungry.
His cars dont get dirty.
etc...

DM vs. Teamplay
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 20:28:01 UTC Post #230722
Teamplay, because it's not as frantic and you have to think more about what you're doing.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 20:34:45 UTC Post #230723
I know i'm a 'tad' slow, but everyone who chose House over Cox can GTFO.
Strider StriderTuned to a dead channel.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 20:42:45 UTC Post #230724
Damn, I keep forgetting to put up a new challenge on mine.

Tea vs. Coffee.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 21:11:28 UTC Post #230727
Cox wins, because at least he's not addicted to narcotics.
satchmo satchmo“Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better. -- Samuel Beckett”
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 21:42:03 UTC Post #230731
+1 point for satchmo

@srry's: Tea wins, Coffee tastes worse and actually does very little to keep me awake.

Science vs. Religion

OH SHI-
What have I done?
Strider StriderTuned to a dead channel.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 21:58:12 UTC Post #230733
Tie, science and religion co-exist just fine for me. So, yeah, moving on...

Steam vs. WON
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-30 04:14:53 UTC Post #230756
Steam.

it may screw things up superbly more often than religous debate, but when it works, it works well - and finding a game to suit you is easier.

Goldeneye 64 vs Ocarina of Time
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-30 04:37:52 UTC Post #230758
Shit thats a hard one.

Id have to say Ocarina of Time as a game (because of its timeless qualities and overall ownage.) and Link as a character. (Because he is so errr... sexy). Wait, Bond is sexy as well, argh!

Combine VS Grunts
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-30 07:34:59 UTC Post #230762
Ocarina of Time is the best game ever, I'm right and everyone in the world is wrong unless they agree with me.

Grunts would win because they have tactics. Combine have a very bad tactic of staring at you with a gun and waiting to be shot at, I mean, they don't even have grenades...

I won't start one because I can't think of anything.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-30 07:35:51 UTC Post #230763
Combine. They hurt more. :combine:

Mr. T VS Chuck Norris :D
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-30 07:38:03 UTC Post #230764
Mr. T VS Chuck Norris
THE FINAL BATTLE
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-30 08:54:20 UTC Post #230767
Tie, would end with the world being destroyed, and both combatants going to Mars to continue the fight.

Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-30 10:47:28 UTC Post #230771
Simpson easily.
At least the simpsons have plots.

Simon Pegg vs Nick Frost
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-30 22:46:06 UTC Post #230818
Pegg, because he's faster.

Longcat vs. Tacgnol
Strider StriderTuned to a dead channel.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-31 02:59:26 UTC Post #230847
User posted image
I don't know if I can choose!
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-31 03:48:21 UTC Post #230848
If someone can't choose, does that mean I win the game?!

I love that pic, btw.
Strider StriderTuned to a dead channel.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-31 05:28:02 UTC Post #230851
coke, because pepsi tastes like urine.

lemons vs limes
Penguinboy PenguinboyHaha, I died again!
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-31 06:47:32 UTC Post #230852
How does Penguinboy know what urine tastes like? :
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-31 06:59:47 UTC Post #230856
because i've tasted pepsi! circular argument ftw.
Penguinboy PenguinboyHaha, I died again!
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-31 08:20:44 UTC Post #230858
Encyclopedia Dramatica vs. 4chan

Battle of comic value, which one's funnier?
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-31 08:25:45 UTC Post #230859
What about Uncyclopedia? That's good too. You just need to know what to look for.

I found it through this:
Weapons that don't exist, but should
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