Recipe for the Valve CAKE!! Created 16 years ago2008-05-02 00:14:27 UTC by hlife_hotdog

How to make the Valve Cake!!

Ingredients:

18.25lb chocolate cake mix
1 can coconut pecan frosting
3/4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
1 large cup of semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margerine
1/2 cup of grandulated sugar
2 cups of purpose flour
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Sediment shaped sediment
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1 cup lemon juice
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1lb mince
9 Large egg yolks
12 Medium geosynthetic membrains
1 cup grandulated sugar
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2 cups sliced rhubarb
2/3 cup grandulated rhubarb
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb
3 tablespoons of rhubarb on fire
1 large rhubarb
1 cross-bore holed electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
2 tablespoons of rhubarb juice
1 Adjustable aluminum head positioner
1 'Slaughter' electric needle injector
1 Cordless needle injector
1 Injector needle driver
1 Injector needle gun
1 Cranial cap

This cake contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents and gas and odour control chemicals that will deodourise and preserve prutrid tissue

You churn the butter, churn the butter, churn the butter... = )

Shit i'm making that as soon as i get the Cordless needle injector.
I have everything else.

Oooold.

I hate calling it, but good god man.

OLD

Where is the high penetration agents?
( On facepunch , the first time we heard it , it sounded like " High penetration asians " )