Freaking gross! Created 15 years ago2009-09-10 22:48:14 UTC by zeeba-G

So a few recent mornings i've waken up with some red itchy bites on me. Today I washed my sheets and blanket. My bro and I flipped my matress and looked under it for bed bugs or anything but didn't see anything. Than we searched all the cracks and everything until we spotted a weevil. I put it into a container and started looking stuff up on them. I wasn't sure it it was what had bitten me so we did a little test. we placed the wevil back onto my matress and it slowly strutted across it to its crack/ area inbetween the top cusion and the rest of my matress. I than had my brother turn off the light and I laid on the bair matress. Within five seconds my brother said it was coming for me. I suddenly noticed the little figure making its way towards my hand. My bro turned on the light and it began to panic. Than wings popped out and it tried to fly away but was probably to heavy from its previous feasts. Well that was freakishly gross and the poor weevil is now sitting in an air tight container until he dies.. I couldn't dare let it get into someone elses house, this one has a taste for blood!

Also forgot to mention, i've been having some very realistic and scary nightmares lately. Maybe had something to do with the evil weevil.

Make a hole for air, feed it and save it for someone you really hate.

sucks.
I have a gatorade cap on my desk. I call it the Cap of Justice.
Anytime a mosquito or moth or fly lands in my area, i throw the cap on it and leave it for a week.

Justice.

Your lucky. I recently moved into a new apartment, and after a few nights, noticed tons of red spots appearing on my feet and lower legs. Turns out every carpet in the place is infested with fleas. Despite all of our measures to eradicate them, they haven't gone away, and we're still getting bites. Right now, we're having to replace the carpets to make sure those fuckers are gone for good.

Oh come on, I need to see a photo of it, please take a picture of it and post it here!

On a related note on all things creepy, about the middle of last March, while playing with my dog and walking bare footed on my back yard, I accidentally stepped on one of these little, nasty bastards and got bitten pretty good:Puerto Rico being the place where I currently live, is home to the world's largest spices of centipede. The infamous Puerto Rican Giant Centipede (Scolopendra sp.) can grow from 9 to 12 inches or more! Trust me, if you get bitten by this guy, you will be in a world of pain!

More info on the Puerto Rican Giant Centipede: http://www.petbugs.com/caresheets/Scolopendra-sp2.html

Heh, this is now a thread for discussing nasty insects.

I killed a massive Huntsman last night. Rolled over in bed and saw the big bugger on the wall staring at me. I don't care if they aren't poisonous, their eyes are just frickin' creepy.

I didn't jump out of bed and squeal before attacking it from a safe distance with insect spray, I swear. I wrestled it with my bare hands. In fact I used to kill 10... 20 a day, just using my fists.

Alright lol I was about too but I was too lazy. gmme a sec

Years ago, I got bitten several times by a rare kind of wasp - in my eyelid. I went to school with an inflamated eyelid without knowing what was going on, until we figured out it was an insect bite. This lasted a couple of days until my father and I found it on the wall of my bedroom. We managed to get it in a jar and since we didn't know what the hell it was, we sent it to a disease research facility. We never heard from them.

haha lol strider im sure you did'nt.

I didn't jump out of bed and squeal before attacking it from a safe distance with insect spray, I swear. I wrestled it with my bare hands. In fact I used to kill 10... 20 a day, just using my fists.

Oh ho, I see what you did there.

Eww hunstman spiders are freaking disgusting looking!

Alright you asked for it.Thar beith the beast.

huntsmans are fucking scary as shit. when i was like 8 i went to put on my bike helmet and there was a HUEG motherfucker in there, scared the absolute shit out of me.

Yea I didn't know there were things that hideous on this planet. Well when I was trying to get the pic of the weevil he flew onto my fan but I caught him and put him back in my air tight case.

Yeah, they're damn creepy. I also just read that Huntsmans "...are also notorious for entering cars, and being found hiding behind sun visors or running across the dashboard."

Worst incident I had was have a White-Tailed Spider crawl out of an old jacket I was wearing and promptly walk across my face! i waited for it to get on my hat which I then hastily threw away. Was shit scared as those buggers are poisonous.

I have a bathroom connected to my bedroom, but a colony of bats used to live in a cavity above the ceiling of the bathroom. Because of the weight of their droppings, the ceiling sags and has split where it meets the wall. Now a bees nest is inside the wall, and a very loud buzzing can be heard. I wouldn't mind normally, if it weren't for the fact that the ceiling is split. No bees have come through yet, but I'm not taking any chances.

I was waiting for the part where you said crocodiles nested under your wooden floor.

Yikes, I'm glad we don't have any of those here in Sweden, especially that huntsman spider.

Heh, I have incidents like these too. My mother has some flours that she put in my room and those attract insects ... there are nasty spider, and one especially extremely nasty insect that if you threat it, it emits a powerful smell that makes you go wild ( headache+throw up).

But I have my weapon. This is my weapon :And this is the nasty smelling victim of it :Sorry for the blurry image but the phone was trying to focus on the carpet instead of the insect.
The victim was completely sprayed in poison substance ... I always use this tactic. But if they are lots, I consume half of this spray in my room ( can you imagine the dense cloud of toxic spray ? +)) )

Yikes, I'm glad we don't have any of those here in Sweden, especially that huntsman spider.

+1!
The one thing I like about the nordic climate - not a lot of bugs survive

Huntsman Spider? Jesus. I would shit all over my house if I ever came across one of those. I'm still freaked out by the common British house spider. They're currently in season and my house is 120 years old so I find at least 1 every day. Fucking creepy.Luckily, they mostly come out of drains and get stuck in sinks and the bath. The other night my missus found one floating in a glass of orange juice.

The only thing that creeps me out more are Silverfish which unfortunately my old house is also renowned for.The worst part is they are fucking hard to kill. Small, fast and you know all those bug killers you can get? They eat them! Bleach too! Fucking bleach!!! D:

Thanks for destroying the atmosphere, asshole.

Thanks for destroying the atmosphere, asshole.

Your judgment was affected with 0.0000000000000000000....(about 500.000.000.000 of zeroes).....0000.1 % because of me. Sorry for the oxygen I consumed. But let me tell you something else, have you planted trees ? Because I did.

About the spiders... a human swallows an average number of 4 spiders in one year.

. They're currently in season and my house is 120 years old so I find at least 1 every day

So maybe you swallow at least 1 a week.

About the spiders... a human swallows an average number of 4 spiders in one year.

I've heard the average human swallows 2 spiders in a lifetime.
They're just myths.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006042413875

Worst thing that happened to me was sucking a moth up my nose while I was sleeping. All of the sudden, I wake up and something is writhing in my nose. Totally freaked me out. I thought it was something much worse. Stupid moths...

Lol, a friend of mine once got a fly up his nose while we were skateboarding. He tried to get it out but was unsuccessful, so eventually he gave up. Don't know what happened to the fly

I hate those kamikaze Gnats that go straight for your eye. I had one fly into my eye on the 3rd hole while i was golfing the other day. thought i got it out only to discover it while i looked in the car mirror on the way home. Lodged in the inside of my eye. Bastard.

0.0000000000000000000....(about 500.000.000.000 of zeroes).....0000.1

You have 2 decimals in there. Just saying...

You guys have some bizarre bug stories.

Found a beetle in my ear one morning. That's my worst bug experience.

man, spiders, I would literally kill myself If I had to run into one of thous things everyday!

OMG!! http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/863766/snake-born-with-hand-shocks-scientists

That is totally messed up!!

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Thats some Sheaky Frit!

They're evolving!!!
nasteh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCO56iyBXtU

O-0 Damn Strider. That some scary shit.

Huntsman spiders are cool.

Hah, Habboi. That's a pretty good idea of how sneaky those bastards are. Host in that video is a total knob, though.