Some Surreal Stuff Created 20 years ago2004-05-15 10:34:54 UTC by Jahzel Jahzel

Created 20 years ago2004-05-15 10:34:54 UTC by Jahzel Jahzel

Posted 20 years ago2004-05-15 10:34:54 UTC Post #27106
I invented these surreal quotes by made-up people
They don't make any sense (like most things I do)
?Undaunted by the current muddle over the wife of a railway worker killed by a runaway trolley says her husband had complained about safety.? ? J. Tholth
?The shadow spells out how the coming months frazzle and die like an old mattress, according to a pipe.? ? B. Litchen
?The magnificent, highfalutin, paramilitary, unstable celebrity betrothed a single omnipotent Pipe beyond Ulysses.? ? K. Hodes
?Spoons and dope and tentacles pray with endless spicy turtle soup at 32 feet per second per second.? ? T. Charles
?I?d sooner watch naked turtles obliterate Santa Claus impersonators than chase this deliberate cheese.? ? P. Chin
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-15 10:38:56 UTC Post #27107
I'm terribly sorry, but I must sing "My Way" at my gas oven. - Jahzel
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-15 11:06:16 UTC Post #27110
well i really am lost for wordz
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-15 16:09:01 UTC Post #27152
you have problems....

do you have a life? if not call 1-800-555-LIFE!! and join my new club! it feature some of the biggest people around the world without a life! I am the president and Amacachi is the co. president! Our motto is: WE HAVE NO LIFE!! WEEEEEEE!!!!
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-16 10:46:20 UTC Post #27266
I have problems? I thought it was George Dubya Bush who has problems!
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-16 18:21:59 UTC Post #27299
He seem to solved his problems now. But it's just a matter of time until he's back in trouble...
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-17 18:00:08 UTC Post #27415
Use my hotline!!!
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-18 04:57:41 UTC Post #27469
Monkeychow, I rang and they said "Sorry buddy, your totally screwed" and they hung up! What does that mean!?!??! :zonked:
AJ AJGlorious Overlord
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-18 08:12:25 UTC Post #27500
It means you are totally screwed! GAH!
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-18 10:30:40 UTC Post #27513
Dubya response! Dubya response!

Dont you ever think!?
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-19 08:33:55 UTC Post #27653
...huh?
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-19 20:54:32 UTC Post #27706
dubya is not funny! it was never funny!! i dont know what you think funny is but it is not dubya!! GAH!!!
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-19 23:34:36 UTC Post #27728
It is funny!
AJ AJGlorious Overlord
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-20 08:05:18 UTC Post #27797
freaks! :x
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-20 08:17:49 UTC Post #27816
Didnt you get my quote?
Its from "The Far Side Gallery" by gary larson.
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Posted 20 years ago2004-05-20 14:00:09 UTC Post #27879
its two far of the side! i cant get it! noooo!!! :o
Luke LukeLuke
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