Man Challenges Created 13 years ago2011-04-04 09:46:32 UTC by hlife_hotdog hlife_hotdog

Created 13 years ago2011-04-04 09:46:32 UTC by hlife_hotdog hlife_hotdog

Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 09:46:32 UTC Post #292967
My local radio station hosts did this kinda thing, where the male host (accused of being too girly by his female co-host because of certain comments he occasionaly made) had to perform challenges to prove his manliness. his challenges were:

1. Swim in a tank full of (harmless) octipi.
2. Chop down a tree with an axe.
3. Endure 3 1-minute boxing rounds with actual boxers.
4. Change a truck tire.
5. Eat a plate of various animal organs (liver, kidney, heart, ect)
6. (I forgot because I didn't listen to the radio that day)

Anyway, I enjoyed this concept, so I'd start the same thing here. You can state your greatest or weirdest acheivement. It can be game based or not, but my contribution is:

Punch the head off a (live) Deathclaw with a powerfist in Fallout: NV (yes I'm still playing this because my computer died while I was playing and I only just got it reinstalled).

And............Go!
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 09:51:16 UTC Post #292968
Complete the Far Cry 2 campaign.

Oh hell.
Crollo CrolloTrollo
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 09:52:40 UTC Post #292969
Wear shorts and Tshirt in the snow! (I have been known to)

I also completed original Half-Life on hard with no autoaim and no crosshair
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 10:03:16 UTC Post #292970
Save a hostage's life using only a knife. (Aimed from the hip, of course. Real men know where their shots will go and don't need ironsights)
Note: "From the hip" can also mean from the shoulder.
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 10:09:39 UTC Post #292971
Be Bear Grylls.
Striker StrikerI forgot to check the oil pressure
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 10:57:28 UTC Post #292972
Got asked to shave my pubes by an ex. Now I do it regularly, as well as shaving my areola because it feels odd to have hair there.
It's quite empowering in an odd way.
Don't knock it til' you try it.

Dimbark, don't Google any of the terms used in this post.
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 11:01:49 UTC Post #292973
Tried shaving, endured a solid week of unimaginable itching. Never doing it again. Well, except on my face. Well, the sides of my face.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 11:01:58 UTC Post #292974
You amaze me with the complete openness you share this kind of info with us :
Striker StrikerI forgot to check the oil pressure
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 11:05:20 UTC Post #292975
He's Scottish. His country went to war in skirts with no underwear. :P
5. Eat a plate of various animal organs (liver, kidney, heart, ect)
Done it. Haggis is a wonderful thing. :P
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 11:07:46 UTC Post #292976
I ate chicken, lamb and pig brains.
Striker StrikerI forgot to check the oil pressure
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 11:21:49 UTC Post #292977
I watched Twilight: New Moon. Yes, the entire film.
Oskar Potatis Oskar Potatis🦔
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 11:25:24 UTC Post #292978
I hope she was worth it, potatis.
Archie ArchieGoodbye Moonmen
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 11:33:58 UTC Post #292979
Whoever said there was another individual involved?

I listened to an entire Justin Bieber song. Yes, from start to end.
Crollo CrolloTrollo
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 11:38:54 UTC Post #292980
That's not good for you, Crollo
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 11:41:56 UTC Post #292981
Lets see...

You need to have gotten completely airborne riding some type of motor vehicle.

You have to weld something usable from scrap.

You have to drive a large farm or construction vehicle, at least as large as a standard tractor.

You need to have had a woman who is at a minimum twice your age or twenty years older, whichever comes first, hit on you.

You need to play your Starcraft 2 placement matches, get placed in a league, and then win your way to at least your initial league rank in the next league up.
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 12:32:19 UTC Post #292982
I listened to an entire Justin Bieber song. Yes, from start to end.
I trump you Rebecca Black's 'Friday' song. shudders and forget the whole thing ever happened
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 13:08:35 UTC Post #292983
You need to have gotten completely airborne riding some type of motor vehicle.
Done it. In my Citreon Saxo over a humpback bridge in the country. Did it a few times before the exhaust fell off. Then did it a few more times before I did this to it:
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You need to have had a woman who is at a minimum twice your age or twenty years older, whichever comes first, hit on you.
Happened. Several times. Apparently my look and mannerism is appealing to older women... much much older women. shudders
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 13:10:28 UTC Post #292984
You have to drive a large farm or construction vehicle, at least as large as a standard tractor.
Did that.
@Urby: Ughh. That accident looks nasty. What happened?
Striker StrikerI forgot to check the oil pressure
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 13:12:35 UTC Post #292985
Urby I'm in the same boat, and I work at a grocery store. Mom central.
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 13:20:04 UTC Post #292986
@The_(c)Striker: Was running late for work and had to get the girlfriend home first. Bit of a mad dash on a Sunday morning and when I came over the top of a small bank I went straight into the back of an estate at 50mph. :|
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 13:54:56 UTC Post #292987
"Complete the Far Cry 2 campaign." Oh dear god, someone actually completed it. I couldn't be bothered to continue playing with 20% progress.
Skals SkalsLevel Designer
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 14:26:19 UTC Post #292988
Cleaning the house while playing poker in a major casino with hot ladies on your side of the table, rooting for you.

Never happened to me, but it's on my list :P
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 14:32:53 UTC Post #292989
Have consensual sex with a girl. That's manly.

Edit: ...and got pancakes.
Rimrook RimrookSince 2003
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 14:44:15 UTC Post #292990
Sleep in nothing but my boxers in a tent outdoors in a forrest with a surrounding temperature of -20 degreeds Celsius.

Ironically, this made my manlyness shrink. Luckily it was only temporarily.

Edit:
Oh and last week we dissected a pig. I expanded the pigs lung by blowing air into it by mouth through a hose, but it backfired and all the shittyness from within the lung came flying into my mouth. What do I win?
Madcow MadcowSpy zappin my udder
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 14:44:41 UTC Post #292991
Dumbass of the year? :P
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 14:47:22 UTC Post #292992
Happened. Several times. Apparently my look and mannerism is appealing to older women... much much older women. shudders
You're a man of genuine class!
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 14:56:59 UTC Post #292993
I pride myself on being a bit of gentleman. Holding a door open for a woman, offering to help with a job, even just smiling and saying good morning. Maturer women seem to appreciate that a lot more than say "being a daredevil" or some shit. :)

doffs top hat and adjusts monocle
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 15:14:29 UTC Post #292995
@Urby: I think this is appropriate.

Rimrook is so good at sex, the girls pay him in pancakes.
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 15:26:53 UTC Post #292996
I'll have to check that link tonight when I get home.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 15:39:01 UTC Post #292997
Grow a cool beard because:
User posted image
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 16:30:16 UTC Post #292998
I wouldn't want to live anywhere near Urby :|
Oskar Potatis Oskar Potatis🦔
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 16:50:41 UTC Post #292999
I shave with motor oil.
Rimrook RimrookSince 2003
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 17:21:21 UTC Post #293000
I wish to have beard like this one:
User posted image
but, but... RED
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 17:32:58 UTC Post #293001
Red? Beard?
User posted image
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 17:41:17 UTC Post #293002
Beard in your picture is too big. I want smaller and red.
BTW. I have reached 200kmh last weak for a first time with my old school audi.
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 18:32:06 UTC Post #293003
Win the Little Man to Mars award in HL2E2.
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 18:52:58 UTC Post #293004
Be a man and do something besides post in this thread today, like enter the compo.
Rimrook RimrookSince 2003
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 20:13:30 UTC Post #293006
I'm blond, and apparently beards look terrible on us blonds :[
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 20:42:17 UTC Post #293007
True story.
But you can always change color, into red for example.
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 20:43:03 UTC Post #293008
My hair is brown(with blond parts in the front), but my beard would be blond. Currently I don't have one, but when I leave it to grow to like, 1-2 mm, it's all yellow hairs...
Striker StrikerI forgot to check the oil pressure
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 22:35:41 UTC Post #293009
Now why would you want to be a ginger?

You do know that your soul is lost if you become one, right?
Suparsonik SuparsonikI'm going off the edge to meet my maker.
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 22:54:48 UTC Post #293010
Probably one of my greatest acheivments was ride non-stop half-way up this fucking mountain:
User posted image
I got tired and it took me all day, but it was fun going back down. Took me a whole 20 minutes to get down, :biggrin:
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-04 23:17:09 UTC Post #293013
50mph on a bicycle (road)
30-33mph offroad (dry chalky mud and loose stones)
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-05 00:21:28 UTC Post #293017
In complete opposition to the topic, take this simple test.
Rimrook RimrookSince 2003
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-05 00:53:28 UTC Post #293018
30.62731% - Total Geek

Awesome.
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-05 01:44:11 UTC Post #293020
This is really, really dumb:
I REGULARLY WATCH(ED)...
foreign films
You're more of a geek if you don't watch foreign films than if you do.

Also, what's "the SCA"?
23.24723% - Geek
Oskar Potatis Oskar Potatis🦔
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-05 04:30:34 UTC Post #293027
Hmmm.... Silly Corny Adventures? Society of Cartography Adepts? Structural Cantilever Adaptation?

21.something%.
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-05 05:09:35 UTC Post #293031
4.something%
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-05 06:43:27 UTC Post #293034
I grab life by the balls everyday and eat baby hamsters for breakfast!
Posted 13 years ago2011-04-05 09:45:26 UTC Post #293036
34.50185%
Awesome test there, Rim. :D
Daubster DaubsterVault Dweller
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