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The Third Chapter Created 12 years ago2011-05-23 02:10:46 UTC by Dimbeak Dimbeak

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Created 12 years ago2011-05-23 02:10:46 UTC by Dimbeak Dimbeak

Dimbeak
Dimbeak
Posted 12 years ago2011-05-23 02:10:46 UTC Post #294897
Brought back by a troll. :walter:
Story Time: The Third Chapter, featuring unimaginable characters in an exciting story! You know the rules. (I like to look back at the old story times and laugh at every forum post.)

For the world had become silent. Only few people managed to roam the Earth, and they had discovered only few
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
2muchvideogames
2muchvideogames
Posted 12 years ago2011-05-23 03:02:50 UTC Post #294901
resources distributed across the land. Their leader, an enthusiastic boy of 11-12 years, led the way. But he when he turned around, the people under him have all turned into
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Dimbeak
Dimbeak
Posted 12 years ago2011-05-23 20:21:47 UTC Post #294921
thieves and liars, who attempted to take over his position as leader. Quickly, this child drew out a
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Striker
Striker
Posted 12 years ago2011-05-23 20:32:30 UTC Post #294922
massive cock. It represented his protector with who he shall struck with fury all of those thieves and liars.
Striker StrikerI forgot to check the oil pressure
Oskar Potatis
Oskar Potatis
Posted 12 years ago2011-05-23 20:37:35 UTC Post #294923
Preparing to fight evil, he prayed to the mighty sea god Poseidon. Poseidon heard his call for strength and sent a
Oskar Potatis Oskar Potatis🦔
Captain Terror
Captain Terror
Posted 12 years ago2011-05-23 20:40:18 UTC Post #294925
net nanny for the 11-12 yr-old boy, to filter out words that his mother might permaban him for if she saw what he was reading online.
Captain Terror Captain Terrorwhen a man loves a woman
Crollo
Crollo
Posted 12 years ago2011-05-23 21:10:37 UTC Post #294926
Seriously, it was funny the first time. Second time was rehashing. Now you're just flooding the frontpage with useless shit and blocking out legitimate mapping questions\problems.
Crollo CrolloTrollo
Dimbeak
Dimbeak
Posted 12 years ago2011-05-23 21:11:30 UTC Post #294927
Little did anybody know, the nanny was a bashing Crollo! Realizing this, Dimbark shouted "You're
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Captain Terror
Captain Terror
Posted 12 years ago2011-05-23 22:18:20 UTC Post #294928
... and before he could get the words out, a 2-ton crate of nyan fell on his balls, crushing them instantly to dust. Dimbark's mother decided to tell the doctors to go ahead and
Captain Terror Captain Terrorwhen a man loves a woman
Dimbeak
Dimbeak
Posted 12 years ago2011-05-23 22:48:45 UTC Post #294929
sit down and talk with him. "Walk it off," he said. "You probably weren't going to have kids anyways." Suddenly, the doctor heard a small ding. "The toast is ready" said the doctor as he
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Suparsonik
Suparsonik
Posted 12 years ago2011-05-23 23:57:38 UTC Post #294930
pulled away from IngSoc to 1m away from his face. "Rude motherfucker.." said IngSoc as the doctor stood away from his face, little did we know, IngSoc had
Suparsonik SuparsonikI'm going off the edge to meet my maker.
IngSoc
IngSoc
Posted 12 years ago2011-05-24 00:11:18 UTC Post #294931
a beam-machine that transformed people into blood-thirsty beavers from the outer space. The doctor was hit by a beam, and progressively started transforming into a blood-thirsty beaver with extreme killer instincts, he ran over to the town and started
IngSoc IngSoc
Suparsonik
Suparsonik
Posted 12 years ago2011-05-24 00:14:55 UTC Post #294932
painting it red along with Caleb. Caleb then proceeded to get the eye key from the hotel and blew a hole in the wall next-door. The doctor then hopped onto Caleb's throat and tried to
Suparsonik SuparsonikI'm going off the edge to meet my maker.
Dimbeak
Dimbeak
Posted 12 years ago2011-05-24 00:32:34 UTC Post #294933
pull out his heart. You see, the doctor had a rare disease known only as "
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
2muchvideogames
2muchvideogames
Posted 12 years ago2011-05-24 03:07:41 UTC Post #294935
cardiac theft", which causes the afflicted to have an irresistible urge to take possession of other people's hearts. Ironically, he is also in charge of the heart donation division of the local hospital, so you'd think that
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Skals
Skals
Posted 12 years ago2011-05-24 04:54:27 UTC Post #294939
... Dimbark would finally have something better to do but he doesn't. Therefore Strider will have to
Skals SkalsLevel Designer
Jessie
Jessie
Posted 12 years ago2011-05-24 05:00:59 UTC Post #294940
point out that Link and any Belmont of your choice had the disease. Also possibly whip out a
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Notewell
Notewell
Posted 12 years ago2011-05-24 09:40:04 UTC Post #294941
Shotgun and shoot this thread.
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
Suparsonik
Suparsonik
Posted 12 years ago2011-05-24 18:28:56 UTC Post #294944
"Yeah, this thread sucks..." said Caleb. So, he went back to his home game, Blood: Spill Some while we sat here and
Suparsonik SuparsonikI'm going off the edge to meet my maker.
Skals
Skals
Posted 12 years ago2011-05-24 18:35:16 UTC Post #294945
said: listen Jack...you are just jealous admit it. I am the greatest and I have super powers...I can see your nakedness. REMATCH! I will smoke you like sausage.
Skals SkalsLevel Designer
Striker
Striker
Posted 12 years ago2011-05-24 19:13:23 UTC Post #294946
Where is Rimrook to say "Get that shit off my TWHL" .... :^_^:
Striker StrikerI forgot to check the oil pressure
Skals
Skals
Posted 12 years ago2011-05-25 05:01:46 UTC Post #294976
High.
Skals SkalsLevel Designer
Crollo
Crollo
Posted 12 years ago2011-05-25 05:46:24 UTC Post #294978
Low.
Crollo CrolloTrollo
Suparsonik
Suparsonik
Posted 12 years ago2011-05-25 09:21:04 UTC Post #294979
Wang.
Suparsonik SuparsonikI'm going off the edge to meet my maker.
Skals
Skals
Posted 12 years ago2011-05-25 09:29:32 UTC Post #294980
ba dum chh.
Skals SkalsLevel Designer
Strider
Strider
Posted 12 years ago2011-05-25 12:41:16 UTC Post #294983
Slow clap.
Strider StriderTuned to a dead channel.
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