So, I'm deciding to hold a competition that will proabably never been held again, considering it has to do with my species.

Coding Compo: Children
Your mission is to take the children model and sounds (model provided by Jesse V-92) and code it into a map. The sounds are by me: voice acting and dying sounds. You can download the folders here.

Rules
1: You must choose 3 sounds files not to use, and post them when posting your entry.
2: You must use them in one of two games: Half-Life 2 or Portal 1.
3: The child model must be used only in scripted sequence. Think of this as "Alex got a gender change and is twelve years younger!"
4: Make it funnily scary.
5: Do not make the player killable.

So, may the compo begin! Good luck to all people willing to enter!

No.

Oh my fucking god.

Indeed. You should stop posting, Dimbark.

My nose is cold. XD

My nose is cold. XD

And this is exactly why no one likes to do anything with you. (Or for you.)

Fine then. This is just a mere offer dare.

Pssh, dare.
You could do all that with a monster_generic and some logic_choreographed_scene entities.
Also, you spelled Alyx wrong.

I think I'll stick to Alyx, thanks all the same.

Instead of challenging us to do this, why don't YOU do it?

I would have considered for a few seconds if this were goldsource, but it isn't.

Dimbark, I see you have alot of FREE TIME. Wanna gimme some of that, then I could crank out a singleplayer mission more frequently than one per year. I really want to make more maps.

Well he's certainly not using it.

Well he's certainly not using it.
le accidental double post

Dimbark, I see you have alot of FREE TIME

Free Time = 1000
Inspiraion (Must be equal to Free Time to compose map) = 0

You know, with all that free time, you could be playing games or playing with friends or best of all, getting the hell out of dodge.

playing with friends or best of all

Since I don't go to the school in my town, I can't really go anywhere and meet up with friends. The people at my school are one or two towns away.

Arrange a meet up during the weekends. And play games during the week instead of wasting time with this.

Bah, i've played my share of games.
Literally, I've memorized Half-Life.

[EDIT]PROOF: In the chapter surface access, you start outside the complex. First, you walk over to the dam and watch the helicopter from afar. Shoot it down with the laza gun and use it to destroy the missile-firing bunker. Then, jump into the water and use the ladder to go to the tall tower. Click the button, restore your health, and jump into the water to battle an icthyosuarous. Open the gates and go to the other side of the dam. Then swim over to the tunnels at the end of the water, climb up a few ladders, and make it through a mine field. Take out the hidden military base and manage to sneak down the drain hatch that opens. Go through the tunnels and sneak up on one end to take out all the soldiers, then destroy the tank. Open the door with the button and run through, take out the other tank, and go through the doors and kill some aliens. Then run through as buildings start to fall apart, jump over lazers, and take out the snipers. Yadayadayada I know the rest by my hands hurt.

Yeah? There are plenty of other great games that I bet you've never heard of or played.

Try:
Deus Ex
Blood (video-game)
Duke Nukem 3D
DOOM
Quake I & II
SimCity 2000 - 4

I could name off plenty more. Go ahead and torrent them, I don't care. Just find something to waste time more usefully.

Most of those games have to be purchased and my mom doesn't like buying me games frequently. I usually get 1 game per month. Team Fortress Classic was the first game I ever got and it was what inspired me to be a mapper.

Dimbark: bottle up some of your energy and PM it to me, will ya?

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You can get them for free off of an adandonware site. Most of them anyhow.

Bah, fine. I'll see if Civilization II works on my computer.

The first Babylonian city is Dimbarkville and the Egyptians made the great wall.

OOH GOLDEN AXE! That was an odd game I got to play in my uncle's 286 computer in the early '90s. I think I've never understood it. Also OUT RUN, TITUS THE FOX, and other even more obscure games.

Check out STRIFE, it's an RPG mod on the DOOM engine. It's pretty good.

Literally, I've memorized Half-Life.

You can't hope to beat me with that shoddy performance. Lemme one up ya:

PROOF: In the chapter surface access, you start staring at a huge rectangular wooden door. First, you walk into a small barrel yard; there is a gasmask grunt to the right and a shotgun grunt to the left. Across the yard are two grunts in a cave, one squadleader and a cigar smoking grunt. Past that is a ramp down to the hydroelectric dam, with some boxes to the right, and a grunt guarding the turbine control station. As you approach, the grunt runs out and a slave follows him, only to be blown up by an apache that appeared from the left. Across the dam is a func tankmortar piled into sandbags. In the sewage-coloured water is an ichyosaur. there is a ladder up the tower where there is a turbine control button and a wall medkit to the right behind you. The turbine is actually weirdly crafted as behind the fan is a black func_illusionary brush and the other side has some dead scientist on rocks with a battery. At the end of the swim is a closed grate tunnel, and a ladder up into two redlighted tunnels that both join to the left into the next mapchange. End of map c2a5.

This is the level of detail expected of you, dimbark. You haven't nearly played enough videogames.

2muchvideogames, I think you've played 2muchvideogames

Oh, I saw this thread and was going to write "No.", but Joebama beat me to it.

No.

lol i thought it would be a programming competition ("coding...") =_=

Dimbark, stop making stupid threads.