Stories! Created 12 years ago2011-11-06 21:44:17 UTC by Dimbeak Dimbeak

Created 12 years ago2011-11-06 21:44:17 UTC by Dimbeak Dimbeak

Posted 12 years ago2011-11-06 21:44:17 UTC Post #300528
This is my only way of happiness.

Fourteen glasses of orange juice were walking up to
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-06 22:05:38 UTC Post #300529
dimbark and made him walk the
Stojke StojkeUnreal
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-06 22:15:44 UTC Post #300530
plank into a pool of rabid sharks with lasers on their frickin' heads
Instant Mix Instant MixTitle commitment issues
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-06 22:45:20 UTC Post #300531
. However, as he was forced into the water, he was saved by
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-06 23:23:50 UTC Post #300532
Powdered Toast Man who then set him down and said "
Suparsonik SuparsonikI'm going off the edge to meet my maker.
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-06 23:41:17 UTC Post #300533
Listen boy, if you wanna be strong, you gotta be a waffle. If you wanna be a waffle, follow these simple steps:
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-07 01:03:54 UTC Post #300534
Step one: Murder everybody you come across. Step two:
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-07 01:14:23 UTC Post #300537
Clean up.

If you ever
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-07 01:29:02 UTC Post #300539
ignore the happy panda that follows the magical children of Never-Neverland, I will have to show you my collection.." It was at this time that poor Dimbark got so bored that he
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-07 01:36:29 UTC Post #300540
tripped on a bucket and went plunging through a 15th-floor window. Luckily,
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-07 01:49:12 UTC Post #300541
he landed on his fat mum.
Madcow MadcowSpy zappin my udder
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-07 02:15:37 UTC Post #300543
hahahah
Crollo CrolloTrollo
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-07 02:21:15 UTC Post #300544
said a Crollo whom had many visions of that moment. He was later told by a corn-shucker that
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-07 03:32:29 UTC Post #300545
if he ever catches jungle fever again he'll have to ride a scooter downtown so he can
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-07 10:03:01 UTC Post #300547
get to the bar and drink as many beer as he can before
(One thing tho, there should be a rule that says you cant post until 2 people before you did)
Stojke StojkeUnreal
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-07 11:04:43 UTC Post #300548
BUT THEN DIMBARK WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO REPLY TO HIS OWN THREAD!!!!!
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-07 11:06:06 UTC Post #300549
Penguinboy comes in here and closes up this shop, like well he should.
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-07 17:55:17 UTC Post #300555
a wild penguinboy appears
Crollo CrolloTrollo
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-07 18:23:22 UTC Post #300556
and promptly rips his own head off.
38_98 38_98Lord
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-07 19:07:54 UTC Post #300557
Dimbark then kills himself , by slitting off his head. there is no way he can ever be revived ever , period. ever.

EVER.
Instant Mix Instant MixTitle commitment issues
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-07 19:11:56 UTC Post #300558
But then the impossible happens.
Striker StrikerI forgot to check the oil pressure
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-07 19:37:40 UTC Post #300562
He dies again, breaking the world record in deaths.
Madcow MadcowSpy zappin my udder
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-07 19:47:08 UTC Post #300563
The End.
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-07 20:18:22 UTC Post #300564
Part II: The Ancient Ressurrection

Millions of years have passed, as a group of relics and dancers form around to percussion the great
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-07 21:31:37 UTC Post #300567
end.
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-07 21:58:13 UTC Post #300568
Part III: The part where DIMBARK YOU CANNOT COME BACK TO LIFE

aliens with weird muslamic ray guns burn dimbark's corpse so badly that not even the great technolocial minds could even think of ressurecting his
Instant Mix Instant MixTitle commitment issues
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-07 22:35:05 UTC Post #300572
scorching hot body as it was eternally as hot as the
Suparsonik SuparsonikI'm going off the edge to meet my maker.
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-07 22:59:21 UTC Post #300573
sun. So they decided to nuke it instead, once every year, just to make sure. Dimbarks mum
Madcow MadcowSpy zappin my udder
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-07 23:04:11 UTC Post #300574
cried and later revealed her feet to those of the
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-07 23:08:06 UTC Post #300575
local foot fetish club who immediately started to
Madcow MadcowSpy zappin my udder
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-07 23:14:14 UTC Post #300577
gnaw against the glass they found in their pockets. They cut their gums into little individual pieces, and decided to bleed on
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-08 02:15:50 UTC Post #300584
the shag pile carpet, becasue, lets face it, it went out of fasion when Joe Bloggs down the road said:
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-08 02:22:55 UTC Post #300585
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-08 11:52:46 UTC Post #300592
Suddenly, the frogs turned into demons which were then cut down by a young girl with a spear. Eating an apple, she
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-08 20:40:12 UTC Post #300605
imaged a beautiful, yet large man whom wore a green shirt and had amazing glasses. She then shouted out the overused phrase her imaginary friend would say to her. "Nope, Chuck Testa!"
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-09 01:56:19 UTC Post #300617
Suddenly, a different Chuck appeared, and said "Hey, I'm 71!" he then proceeded to gain a large fan following, all of whom
Notewell NotewellGIASFELFEBREHBER
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-09 09:50:08 UTC Post #300631
knew the ancient art of pie farming. some grew potato pies, some grew cream pies and some grew
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-14 21:50:30 UTC Post #300764
tumors. Those poor people died, the tumors being caused by exposure to
Alabastor_Twob Alabastor_Twobformerly TJB
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-14 23:22:20 UTC Post #300769
this thread. It was subsequently closed.
Jessie JessieTrans Rights <3
Posted 12 years ago2011-11-14 23:42:39 UTC Post #300771
PART 4: THE SHIT REVEALED

Extemporaneous
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 12 years ago2011-12-01 04:47:02 UTC Post #301206
Thought id put together all stories together to see how it turned out. dunno why. because im bored like that. you can thank me later.

Fourteen glasses of orange juice were walking up to dimbark and made him walk the plank into a pool of rabid sharks with lasers on their frickin' heads. However, as he was forced into the water, he was saved by Powdered Toast Man who then set him down and said:
"Listen boy, if you wanna be strong, you gotta be a waffle. If you wanna be a waffle, follow these simple steps:
Step one: Murder everybody you come across. Step two: Clean up.
If you ever ignore the happy panda that follows the magical children of Never-Neverland, I will have to show you my collection.."
It was at this time that poor Dimbark got so bored that he tripped on a bucket and went plunging through a 15th-floor window. Luckily, he landed on his fat mum.
“Hahahah” said a Crollo whom had many visions of that moment. He was later told by a corn-shucker that if he ever catches jungle fever again he'll have to ride a scooter downtown so he can get to the bar and drink as many beer as he can before Penguinboy comes in here and closes up this shop, like well he should.
A wild penguinboy appears and promptly rips his own head off. Dimbark then kills himself , by slitting off his head. there is no way he can ever be revived ever , period. ever. But then the impossible happens; he dies again, breaking the world record in deaths. The End.

Part II: The Ancient Ressurrection

Millions of years have passed, as a group of relics and dancers form around to percussion the great end.

Part III: The part where DIMBARK YOU CANNOT COME BACK TO LIFE

aliens with weird muslamic ray guns burn dimbark's corpse so badly that not even the great technolocial minds could even think of ressurecting his scorching hot body as it was eternally as hot as the sun. So they decided to nuke it instead, once every year, just to make sure. Dimbarks mum cried and later revealed her feet to those of the local foot fetish club who immediately started to gnaw against the glass they found in their pockets. They cut their gums into little individual pieces, and decided to bleed on the shag pile carpet, because, lets face it, it went out of fasion when Joe Bloggs down the road said: “ Check out mah frogs!”.
Suddenly, the frogs turned into demons which were then cut down by a young girl with a spear. Eating an apple, she imaged a beautiful, yet large man whom wore a green shirt and had amazing glasses. She then shouted out the overused phrase her imaginary friend would say to her: "Nope, Chuck Testa!" Suddenly, a different Chuck appeared, and said "Hey, I'm 71!" he then proceeded to gain a large fan following, all of whom knew the ancient art of pie farming. some grew potato pies, some grew cream pies and some grew tumors. Those poor people died, the tumors being caused by exposure to this thread. It was subsequently closed.

PART 4: THE SHIT REVEALED

Extemporaneous
Posted 12 years ago2011-12-01 08:36:31 UTC Post #301207
Not to be an ungrateful bastard, but do I have to thank you at all?
Posted 12 years ago2011-12-01 10:24:35 UTC Post #301208
nah shes good mate.
Posted 12 years ago2011-12-01 10:28:47 UTC Post #301209
edit. woopsy double post. couldnt seem to discover a delete post button.
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