Random Spongebob Quotes Created 12 years ago2012-03-18 01:19:57 UTC by goldsrcforever

"Firmly grasp it"

"OH GARY WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO!??
WHY!??!?!?"

"Who you callin' pinhead?"

"The inner-machinations of my mind are an enigma."

"MY LEG!"

"You had it set to M for MINI when you shoulda had it set to W for Wombo."

"My secret TV! And my secret TV channel!"

"But don't geniuses live in a lamp?"

"The sky had a baby!"

"But first we have to go through the.... PERFUME DEPARTMENT."

"WE SHOULD TAKE BIKINI BOTTOM AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!"

"Can I make a krabby patty now?"

"Go out and fetch me a... hydro-dynamic spatular with port and starboard attachments and turbo drive -- and don't come back 'til you get one!"

"Oops, I forgot.. that one's the can-opener. Try the one on the right."

"OH GARY WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO?!?!?!"

Whatch'u talkin 'bout Willis?

^ Exactly

"Fire the...rocket engine. Destroy the damn thing before it grows any larger!"

"I hate my job."