"OH GARY WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO!??
WHY!??!?!?"
"Who you callin' pinhead?"
"The inner-machinations of my mind are an enigma."
"MY LEG!"
"You had it set to M for MINI when you shoulda had it set to W for Wombo."
"My secret TV! And my secret TV channel!"
"But don't geniuses live in a lamp?"
"The sky had a baby!"
"But first we have to go through the.... PERFUME DEPARTMENT."
"WE SHOULD TAKE BIKINI BOTTOM AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!"
"Can I make a krabby patty now?"
"Go out and fetch me a... hydro-dynamic spatular with port and starboard attachments and turbo drive -- and don't come back 'til you get one!"
"Oops, I forgot.. that one's the can-opener. Try the one on the right."