The MV lexicon Created 20 years ago2004-09-06 16:38:49 UTC by ZombieLoffe ZombieLoffe

Created 20 years ago2004-09-06 16:38:49 UTC by ZombieLoffe ZombieLoffe

Posted 20 years ago2004-09-06 16:38:49 UTC Post #57045
I thought I'd help translate all those easily mis understood comments in the mapvault.

"Well, your map has potential..." : Your map sucks, and you suck at mapping.

"You've improved alot since your last map." : You still suck ass, but its alittle better than the last piece of shit.

"You can do better..." : This is shit, and you're shit. Go learn mapping, noob.

"Certain issues appear to be unresolved..." = Everything in this map is crap.

"This is ok if it's one of your first maps" = LOL you're a noob, go kill yourself along with this lousy thing you call map.

Well, that's all I can think of / find right now. Feel free to add your own.
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-06 16:46:51 UTC Post #57051
n00b=n00b

The textures are a little bland=what the hell happened to your textures.

Lacking in plot=What the hell is this!?, is this supposed to be a dm with monsters?

Please give a screenshot and description=I hate you with all my soul!
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-06 16:52:47 UTC Post #57055
Some people tend to forget they were n00bs once...

Some people tend to forget their quality lacks at some points too...

Some people... need I say more? Don't flame the n00bs in this way. You've been helped too, would you like your maps to be critisized to shredders?

Some comments are really meant to be constructive. Would be good for all of us if that happened more...
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-06 16:54:34 UTC Post #57056
It's the truth. Superior Jam knows it.
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-06 16:58:37 UTC Post #57059
I am a n00b.
I have no quality, no maps.
Hehe :P
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-06 17:00:11 UTC Post #57060
We all are at heart.
I like mops comments, they're the only one that is straight and true.
I quote:
"Hey noob-ass. Stop rating your own maps, learn to map and fuck off."

Instant classic.
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-06 17:04:26 UTC Post #57061
And again a person that could've become a great mapper stopped...

Is being kind and helpfull really so difficult?
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-06 17:10:55 UTC Post #57065
Wow, i really like this map! Submit it to the HL team! :D = WTF is this shit? you dont know how to map for shit! You suxxorz. Go suck a (bleeeeeep...).

'nuf said.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-06 18:07:25 UTC Post #57092
that was just wrong.
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-07 03:11:53 UTC Post #57151
Okay, some people are just really lazy, but some are just new. Laughing at the lazy ones who've submitted pointless maps with no screenshots, and rated it 5* themselves is different.

I must confess the first post made me laugh though, and Captain P, the sort of people to whom (gramar) ZL is referring are unlikely to frequent this section of the forums - or any other section.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-07 05:53:57 UTC Post #57173
Some people tend to forget they were n00bs once...
Thats why I followed the golden rule: NEVER EVER EVER release your first maps EVER

Some people tend to forget their quality lacks at some points too...
Mine doesn't, ever

Some people... need I say more? Don't flame the n00bs in this way. You've been helped too, would you like your maps to be critisized to shredders?
There are people on these forums who don't actually use the forums or the sites content before asking stupid questions that have already been answered FFS

Some comments are really meant to be constructive. Would be good for all of us if that happened more...
Even constructive critisism can be taken to heart by someone who has worked long and hard on a map
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-07 06:28:47 UTC Post #57176
the sort of people to whom (gramar) ZL is referring are unlikely to frequent this section of the forums - or any other section.
That's not a reason to flame them.
Thats why I followed the golden rule: NEVER EVER EVER release your first maps EVER
True. Most first maps are just test maps, like 95 % if not 99 % of your maps.
There are people on these forums who don't actually use the forums or the sites content before asking stupid questions that have already been answered FFS
True, but why treat them harsh? Just post a link to tutorials and leave them on their own. They should understand the message... or leave...
Even constructive critisism can be taken to heart by someone who has worked long and hard on a map
That's exactly what constructive critisizm is for...

I understand some people are just lazy and expect us to solve their problems, but that's not a reason to flame them. It's not that hard to stay polite. Just give them a link to the tutorials page, no further worries. They'll either read the tutorials or think they don't get helped and leave. After all, it's not always obvious who's lazy and who's not...
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-07 07:51:21 UTC Post #57187
Which again proves that mature members are rare, but not missing.

Still I think, or maybe even hope, that ZL is not serious about what he wrote. It was supposed to cheer us up with some nice satire and didn't you at least smile as you read it?
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-07 07:53:43 UTC Post #57188
ok... i take that last little bit out.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-07 09:48:46 UTC Post #57204
Still I think, or maybe even hope, that ZL is not serious about what he wrote. It was supposed to cheer us up with some nice satire and didn't you at least smile as you read it?
Yeah... perhaps he was just entertaining us... :)
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-07 10:51:34 UTC Post #57223
No i'm dead serious. Wtf is this sarcasm everyone is going on about?
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-07 12:37:25 UTC Post #57231
constructive critisism is supposed to hurt peoples feelings? que?
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-07 13:11:33 UTC Post #57234
I must have understood you wrong. Taken to heart looks like the Dutch 'ter harte nemen', wich means use it, take it seriously and do something with it (e.g. improve your map). That's what it is for.

And some people feel attacked by constructive critisizm? So what? The person that gave his feedback has done so with best intentions. It's up to the mapper what to do with it.
Sure, I could sit down and cry: "They don't like my map!" I could also decide to improve and deliver a better piece of work next time. That's totally my choice and my responsability.
I think it always hurts a bit when people critisize you. You need to learn not to take it personal and put it to good use instead of feeling hurt.
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-07 13:19:25 UTC Post #57239
Wise words were spoken.
Let's stop here.
We don't another spam thread, do we?
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-07 14:21:33 UTC Post #57249
Yes we do!
Superior Jam with pwncakes for everyone!
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-07 14:23:00 UTC Post #57250
true. i mean look at my sabotage map. i didnt moan and bitch about everyone hating it, even though i felt i put alot into it. i just went out and mapped. more.
Posted 20 years ago2004-09-07 15:39:38 UTC Post #57274
GIMME GIME! I WANT ME TO GO B000m!
Luke LukeLuke
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