Christopher Reeve...A Tribute...again Created 19 years ago2004-10-11 09:15:33 UTC by Mephs

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Anyone know any good superman/christopher reeve jokes? Nothing too sick, mind. Posted on 11 Oct 04 11:39
by Mephs

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Who is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken!

Ho ho!

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Posted on 11 Oct 04 11:51
by Mephs

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Poor guy...
Can't think of any at the moment though

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Posted on 11 Oct 04 11:51
by Anthony

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Tom and Clark were standing on the roof of their building drinking a few beers on their break and Clark said, "Hey Tom, did you know that if you jump off this building, after you get down so far, a draft will pull you back inside the building on the third floor?"
"Get outta here," said Clark.
"No I'm serious, watch me."

Clark hopped off the building and sure enough, he was taken in by the draft at the third floor window. He took the elevator back to the top and Tom and a security guard that arrived were standing there, Tom in awe.

"I can't believe it." Said Tom.
"I know you should try it Tom."

So Tom hopped off and plunged into the ground.
"Superman you're an asshole when you're drunk." said the security guard.

(i heard a crapper version of that one time, this is obviously the proper version)

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Posted on 11 Oct 04 11:56
by Mephs

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What is the difference between christopher reeves and O.j Simpson?

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Posted on 11 Oct 04 11:58
by [DDHLP-C]copper

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christopher reeves got the electric chair and o.j walked

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Posted on 11 Oct 04 11:59
by [DDHLP-C]copper

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Posted on 11 Oct 04 11:59
by Mephs

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Crap! This was meant to be in Stuff. Silly Me!

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Posted on 11 Oct 04 12:00
by Mephs

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whats black and loud?

stevie wonder answering the iron

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Posted on 11 Oct 04 12:04
by [DDHLP-C]copper

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to late now lol

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Posted on 11 Oct 04 12:09
by [DDHLP-C]copper

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2 women walking home pissed from the boozer dying for a piss. Whilst walking through the graveyard they decide to answer the call of nature. Alas, our intrepid ladies have no toilet paper. One of the ladies uses her knickers to wipe herself with and throws them away. The other, trying to be move resourceful, finds a ribbon from a nearby wreath that had been left on a freshly made grave and uses that.
The next day, the husbands are talking. One says to the other "We better keep an eye on our 2 birds, mine came home last night with no knickers on" The other husband replies "you think that's bad? Mine came home with a card hanging out of her arsethat said "From all the lads at the station,we'll never forget you...."

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Posted on 11 Oct 04 12:09
by [DDHLP-C]copper

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Funny, but NOT SUPERMAN JOKES. Foo!

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Posted on 11 Oct 04 12:18
by Mephs

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i know give some variety

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Posted on 11 Oct 04 12:22
by [DDHLP-C]copper

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Also, I'm coming to break your fucking spine, and then I'm going to point and laugh and spit on you, you insensitive fucking shit.
Black and Loud, haha - that's funny because there's a story of a Texan moron answering his revolver at 3am, and never waking up again..

How is this a tribute?
This is just you lot making fun of him.

there is much to be learned of by someone who can take a good kjoke on their own expense

But is he here to take the joke?
No.

I loved the Superman films, and still do. But its not a REAL tribute for gods sake. They dont HAVE to be sick jokes, just funny ones.

well one of my friends just got a superman level for hl dont know where he got it but it seems to be well themed map he got it yesterday we played on server worked pretty good