The real Black Mesa Created 19 years ago2004-10-08 23:36:25 UTC by Valak

Valve was a bit off, lol.

www.cpluhna.nau.edu/ images/black_mesa.jpg

Dancing Squirrels that sound like Gir....interesting.

it reminds me of a song...forgot the name.

the song about Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ?

oh yeah, the Spice Girls one..

Reminds me of "It's my United States of Whatever".
Scary none the less.

Funniest.... flash.... ever....

One of them anyhow.

This one is probably my favourite:
http://uploads.ungrounded.net/content.php?id=158116&name=158116_MatrixRev.swf&title=The%20Sticktrix%20Resolutions&date=1097294400&quality=b&uj=0&w=550&h=400

The Sticktrix Resolutions by Rob DenBleyker, who is the coolest guy ever. I recommend you watch his "Joe Zombie" series.

GIR WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP!?

I MADE IT MYSELF!!

Aw, only To Be Continued?

't song is Gonads and Strife by Threebrain. Slow down the sample rate to 33000hZ and you'll get the actual recording before it was sped up to get the odd voices.

(On a similar note, slow most any song to 20000hZ or lower and you can make Ork voices)

speed up the sounds of the tentacles and youll hear kids screaming...

You know what I just think I figured out? Other than the fact that they are annoying, I think that those popups that are all the way in the corner are there because they download virus's in the time it takes for you to close them.

davideo, popups and insta-viruses are only a problem if you're too lazy to switch browser to Opera or Firefox.

Will the real Black mesa please stand up?
Urrr.....no more even thinking of rap.
Did you know rap actually has a silent c?

lol

The Black Mesa base as depicted by VALVe is an actual representation of a particular underground base at Dulce in New Mexico. What's interesting is the fact that there is an underground rail system connecting the many subterranean bases. The region of Dulce is very similar to the surroundings at Black Mesa, and there are certain many entrances located at various Mesas, canyons, and mountainsides. Also interesting is the fact that Dulce base was said to have been the setting of a war involving extraterrestrials and military personnel. This became known as 'The Dulce Wars'. The human personnel were outraged by the atrocities being committed by the ET involvement against humans, such as the many genetic experiments that took place. One particular guy, Phil Schneider worked on the construction of the base and was said to have been hit by a laser weapon, which had scared an area on his chest. Phil Schneider was murdered in what was supposed to look like a suicide when he told of the base. A major base is located beneath Denver Airport, Colorado, and it is also said that many major structures in different regions have entrances to the underground networks, such as hospitals, military bases, freemasonic lodges, Mormon temples, churches, museums, government offices, etc.

For more information on underground bases visit these sites:

http://www.geocities.com/hyperdigm/tunnels.html

http://www.angelfire.com/ut/branton/

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Denver_Airport.html

http://www.pastpresentfuture.info/alien-ufo-secret-dulce-base.html

Well, that's interesting.

indeed

you can just turn anything into a conspiracy cant you? like all counter strike maps are a conspiracy - they all are reliatively the same shape as a figure of 8!

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