Fun IRC Log... :D (pigs....) Created 19 years ago2004-10-14 16:58:11 UTC by Luke

Session Start: Thu Oct 14 16:38:44 2004
Session Ident: #twhl

• Now talking in #twhl
• Topic is 'TWHL - The Whole Half-Life :: http://cariad.co.za/twhl :: Be nice or be +b :: Now Serving: Bans. Want one? Time and length to be determined.'
• Set by Andy on Wed Oct 13 05:48:28

<ieatmonkeychow> ello
<ieatmonkeychow> want a kookie?
<Jahzel> lo chowster
<Mephs> no
<Jahzel> nah
<ieatmonkeychow> :/
<ieatmonkeychow> and they are chocalety
<ieatmonkeychow> oh well
<Jahzel> Do you..........................suck pigs?
<Mephs> ieatmonkeychow type deltree dajuppi:pigs.*

• ieatmonkeychow eats all of the cookies
• PaulKennedy has joined #twhl

<Mephs> lo PaulKennedy
<ieatmonkeychow> no mephs...
<Jahzel> lo
<ieatmonkeychow> hi

• [Loz] has quit IRC (Leaving IRC)

<Jahzel> dajuppi's nick name used to be the ass-tronaut
<ieatmonkeychow> lol

• Tycell has joined #twhl

<ieatmonkeychow> wtf?
<Tycell> ZombieLoffe
<ieatmonkeychow> lo
<Tycell> ZombieLoffe
<Tycell> ZombieLoffe
<PaulKennedy> Hey
<Tycell> lo ieatmonkeychow
<Mephs> ZombieLoffe?
<Tycell> hey PaulKennedy
<ieatmonkeychow> lo
<Tycell> ZombieLoffe!!!!
<PaulKennedy> When mIRC expires I can still use it right?
<Mephs> Zombie...?
<Mephs> ya
<ieatmonkeychow> (shhhh) (not so loud)
<PaulKennedy> Good
<Mephs> i do!
<Mephs> 12 ????????????????????????
<Mephs> 12 ????????????????????????
<Mephs> 12 ????????????????????????
<Mephs> 12 ????????????????????????
<Mephs> 12 ????????????????????????
<ieatmonkeychow> lol
<ieatmonkeychow> nice
<PaulKennedy> Why does it expire then? What's the difference?
<Jahzel> As if you'd pay to get this piece of crap
<Mephs> (in response to not so loud
<PaulKennedy> Now I see how that works!
<dajuppi> ieatmonkeychow, Jahzel & Mephs have done dajuppi pig - jokes 'bout 50mins now..
<dajuppi> nothing else
<ieatmonkeychow> mephs, whered you get that plugin?!
<Jahzel> yea, and?

• Jahzel slaps dajuppi around a bit with a large trout

<ieatmonkeychow> i just got here... o_O
<Mephs> [21:40:23] <dajuppi> ieatmonkeychow, I've been a-suckin this pig for about 50mins now...
<PaulKennedy> I want to splap someone

• PaulKennedy slaps PaulKennedy around a bit with a large trout

<Jahzel> lol!

• PaulKennedy slaps PaulKennedy around a bit with a large trout
• Mephs slaps PaulKennedy

<ieatmonkeychow> i just got here... o_O
<ieatmonkeychow> i just got here... o_O
<ieatmonkeychow> i just got here... o_O

• Jahzel slaps ieatmonkeychow around a bit with a large trout

<ieatmonkeychow> :/

• ieatmonkeychow shoots Jahzel with an arrow: - - - - - }====> o/ - NO!

<Jahzel> lol
<Jahzel> too quick for dat shit
<ieatmonkeychow> what?

• PaulKennedy slaps PaulKennedy around a bit with a large trout
• ieatmonkeychow shoots Jahzel in the head with a very large assault rifle
• ieatmonkeychow hits Jahzel with a hammer

<PaulKennedy> How do you do those?
<ieatmonkeychow> its /me
<ieatmonkeychow> ass

• Mephs hits dajuppi with a pig

<ieatmonkeychow> ssssssssssss
<Jahzel> (/ME)
<ieatmonkeychow> GWA!
<Jahzel> lol mephs
<PaulKennedy> How do you do struff other than slap with a trout?
<Mephs> like /me sucks pigs (in the case of dajuppi)
<ieatmonkeychow> i codd mine though...
<Jahzel> haha
<Jahzel> press 'Slap' on user's name
<Nimbus|OnOff> man ya guys are weird
<ieatmonkeychow> shhhh

• Jahzel slaps Nimbus|OnOff around a bit with a large trout

<Mephs> yeah
<ieatmonkeychow> i code, which is better
<ieatmonkeychow> not just /me
<Tycell> there is a way to chage your slap
<Jahzel> I drink, its better
<PaulKennedy> No I mean how do you do stuff other than slap with a trout>

• Nimbus|OnOff cuts off jahzels dick.... with a hearing!

<ieatmonkeychow> ITS /me!
<Jahzel> Aaah!
<ieatmonkeychow> lol
<ieatmonkeychow> o....k....
<Jahzel> o/ nooooOOOO!
<ieatmonkeychow> O__________o
<Rimrook> lol
<Mephs> * dajuppi sucks his pig
<ieatmonkeychow> stfu already
<ieatmonkeychow> i get it
<Mephs> Jahzel: 1 solid hour now!
<Tycell> No I mean there IS a way to change your slap
<ieatmonkeychow> ()____________o
<Jahzel> yay!
<ieatmonkeychow> yes, paul, yes
<Jahzel> keep up the good work!
<PaulKennedy> Me?
<ieatmonkeychow> i mean, tyc
<ieatmonkeychow> oops
<PaulKennedy> oh
<Mephs> [20:43:39] <Mephs> [21:45:51] <Jahzel> FACT: I molest children
<Mephs> [20:43:45] <Jahzel> !
<Mephs> [20:43:55] <Jahzel> No! Thats dajuppi! not I
<Mephs> being the first insult
<Jahzel> "I NEED PIGS, GIMME MORE PIGS MAA!" - dajuppi
<Mephs> lol!
<ieatmonkeychow> )===(________><

• PaulKennedy slaps PaulKennedy around a bit with a large trout

<ieatmonkeychow> >_<

• ieatmonkeychow shits

<Jahzel> ! lol

• Mephs is now known as Pig

<Pig> no
<Pig> get off dajuppi!
<PaulKennedy> * PaulKenedy kicks Pig in the balls
<ieatmonkeychow> your his pig?
<PaulKennedy> Crap

• Tycell slaps ZombieLoffe around a bit with a large trout
• Pig gets sucked by dajuppi

<Jahzel> No, dont change your name Mephs, you'll get sucked by dajuppi
<Tycell> wake up aloffe
<ieatmonkeychow> oh noes, he already has
<Jahzel> ohnoes

• PaulKennedy slaps ieatmonkeychow around a bit with a large trout
• ieatmonkeychow shoots PaulKennedy in the head with a very large assault rifle

<ieatmonkeychow> BAM!
<PaulKennedy> Oops

• Pig squeals as dajuppi sucks the life out of him mercilessly

<Jahzel> Paul, its not rocket science, is it really?

• ieatmonkeychow is now known as Emarald|Live

<Emarald|Live> lol
<PaulKennedy> How do you change what it says?
<Tycell> eays

• Emarald|Live ass

<Emarald|Live> its /me
<Jahzel> Ya
<Tycell> type "/me slapps X* around with *y

• Emarald|Live is now known as Emerald|Live

<Emerald|Live> yah
<Emerald|Live> BAM!
<Jahzel> Margera!
<Jahzel> Is a pig sucker!
<Emerald|Live> LETS KICK IT UP A NOTCH!
<Emerald|Live> BAM!
<Jahzel> Margera!
<Jahzel> Is a pig sucker!
<jaardsi> Shut up.
<Emerald|Live> SHHHH
<Emerald|Live> not so loud
<Emerald|Live> BAM!
<Jahzel> Margera!
<Jahzel> Is a pig sucker!
<Emerald|Live> BAM!
<Jahzel> Margera!
<Pig> dajuppi: dont suck me!
<jaardsi> I just watched a ep of Viva la Bam and I'm full of hate now >:|

• Emerald|Live shoots Jahzel with an arrow: - - - - - }====> o/ - NO!

<Emerald|Live> HATE!
<Emerald|Live> BAM!

• jaardsi is now known as jaardsi-Conan

<Jahzel> too quick for dat shit

• Pig is here to avenge his fathers death.....since dajuppi sucked his father

<jaardsi-Conan> ANTI-HATE!
<Emerald|Live> lol
<Jahzel> lol!
<jaardsi-Conan> COUNTER HATE
<Emerald|Live> SHHHH!

• Emerald|Live shoots jaardsi-Conan in the head with a very large assault rifle

<jaardsi-Conan> COUNTER SHHHH!

• Emerald|Live runs and hides in the corner away from jaardsi-Conan

<Jahzel> NO! I'll SHOUT!
<Jahzel> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
<Emerald|Live> BAMMMMMMMM@!!!
<jaardsi-Conan> ANTI SHOUT!
<jaardsi-Conan> COUNTER BAN
<Tycell> U guys r frikin loonies
<Jahzel> MAAAaaaargera!
<jaardsi-Conan> *BAM
<jaardsi-Conan> BAN BAM
<Jahzel> Margera!
<Jahzel> Margera!
<Emerald|Live> BBBBBBB8888888AA44$A$4a4a$A$444mMm////////!!111!!1
<Emerald|Live> 2
<jaardsi-Conan> HAX!
<jaardsi-Conan> 3
<Tycell> LOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYY TTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOONNNNS TEH LOT OFS YA!
<jaardsi-Conan> BOIZ GONE WIL!!!
<jaardsi-Conan> *D
<Jahzel> You dingo-head
<jaardsi-Conan> WIL*D
<Emerald|Live> OMFG!!!111221!!!!21twoone
<jaardsi-Conan> eleventneen
<Emerald|Live> lol
<Emerald|Live> w000000
<Jahzel> Anyway
<Emerald|Live> THIS IS A GREAT LOG! NOW SHHHHHHH!!! BAM!

• Emerald|Live is now known as Dingos-For-Ever

<Dingos-For-Ever> DINGO HEADZ!
<Jahzel> Yay!
<Pig> dajuppi just fookin PMed me
<Tycell> Any1 ever play that game "heads?
<Dingos-For-Ever> W()()()()()()((()(()()()!!!!!1111!one
<Pig> [21:40:26] <dajuppi> Come here baby, I'll suck you good!
<Dingos-For-Ever> wtf?
<Dingos-For-Ever> NO!
<Jahzel> Dingo, Diiiiingo, Dingo is the replacement of our heads
<Dingos-For-Ever> BAM! i mean, woof?
<jaardsi-Conan> COUNTER DINGO ANTI BAM
<Dingos-For-Ever> SQUEEEEK!

• Nimbus|OnOff is now known as Nimbsu1951

<Dingos-For-Ever> No SoUp fOr YoU!
<jaardsi-Conan> Nimbsu!

• Nimbsu1951 is now known as Nimbus1951
• Jahzel is now known as Dingo-you

<Dingos-For-Ever> NO!
<jaardsi-Conan> Nipsu is that dingo from Moomins
<Dingos-For-Ever> ME THE DING! oh!
<Dingo-you> ahhh!

• Pig is now known as Chow

<Chow> duh
<Dingos-For-Ever> NO!
<Chow>

• Dingo-you is now known as Jahzel

<Dingos-For-Ever> lol
<Dingos-For-Ever> chow is kool
<Dingos-For-Ever> isnt he
<Dingos-For-Ever>
<Jahzel> He is?

• Chow i smell

<Jahzel> Really?
<Dingos-For-Ever> :/ oh....
<Jahzel> When?
<Chow> pfft

• Dingos-For-Ever crys
• Chow smells
• Chow loves Mephs
• Tycell is now known as I_OWN_ALL_YOU_MOTHER_LOVING_FU

<Jahzel> Dingoes dont cry, they make weird noises instead

• Dingos-For-Ever is now known as Mephs
• Disconnected

Session Close: Thu Oct 14 16:54:01 2004

Session Start: Thu Oct 14 16:54:33 2004
Session Ident: #twhl

• Now talking in #twhl
• Topic is 'TWHL - The Whole Half-Life :: http://cariad.co.za/twhl :: Be nice or be +b :: Now Serving: Bans. Want one? Time and length to be determined.'
• Set by Andy on Wed Oct 13 05:48:28
• YOU_MOTHER_LOVING_FUZZ_BUNNIES is now known as Tycell
• Mephs has left #twhl (DONT SUCK PIGS)

<chowsers> wtf?
<chowsers> DAMN!
<Jahzel> Bye!

• chowsers is now known as ieatmonkeychow

<Jahzel> Pig Suckers!
<Jahzel> cya
<ieatmonkeychow> MY LOG!
<ieatmonkeychow> NOOOO!

• Jahzel has quit IRC (Leaving IRC)

Session Close: Thu Oct 14 16:55:11 2004

They did that like 1h 30min..

it was a fun pig sukking time, eh, dajuppi?

http://www.vaihe.org/users/dajuppi/piglog.txt
Full Shit

it was a fun pig sukking time, eh, dajuppi?

I was just annoyed 'cos they didnt do anyting but those "pig-jokes"

Tiring...

[22:10:48] <ZombieLoffe> noobie!
[22:11:00] <dajuppi> ZombieLoffe, yeah but ive got girlfriend
[22:11:10] <ZombieLoffe> <- pwned

lol

COUNTER FUNNY!

Since the old "Funniest IRC quote ever" thread seems to have gone missing (looks at mods), here is a collection of the ones in that thread.

http://members.chello.se/zombieloffe/pwned.text

why oh why did I just waste 10 minutes of my life reading teh trivia, when i can go to IRC at any time and see it live?

Leave teh IRC out of teh forums, or we'll all start talking about sucking pigs arrghh no!

I feel that dajuppis pig sucking misadventures cannot be stressed enough in IRC. But yes, leave IRC logs out of the forums, one or two quotes are funnier.

Pity the mIRC thread disappeared..

The part with kicking pig's in the nuts, wouldnt that spark a 30 min orgasm? thats why they squeal damn pigs

[23:04:41] <Gman> anyhoo, ZL... can u test a tex 4 me? (like I said - old comp... tex makes game crash; new comp = can't, reason - dad=working there (he translates))
[23:05:04] <ZombieL-Chinajesus> gman, i want a free bj if I go to bulgaria
[23:05:07] <Gman> Jaardsi?

what?

chow, you always post something like 'what?' or 'huh?' after a post. I'm not going to explain it to you. You also strangly complain if someone's post is "too long". When in doubt, say nowt.

That's a deal then.

ok, i guess i should stop that.

iemc: you'll understand when you get older. Right now, I just want a bj from bulgaria.

older? your 1 year older than me...

And Im older than you!

You dont know that. (Im really a 30 year old man. Shhhh. )

1 hour and 30 minutes of pig-sucking mayhem!

What is a bj? I can get you one if you come here. If you tell me what it is...

<ministeve> well i cant get ns working on steam
<jaardsi> If you have problems getting mods to work, it's likely that the problem is between the seat and the keyboard
<ministeve> true
<ministeve> wait
<ministeve> fuck you!

ministeve <-- pwned

IT CANT BE PIMPED ENOUGH;

http://members.chello.se/zombieloffe/pwned.text

i am sick of that cum... shit...