Clever Insults Created 20 years ago2004-10-28 07:41:45 UTC by Unbreakable Unbreakable

Created 20 years ago2004-10-28 07:41:45 UTC by Unbreakable Unbreakable

Posted 20 years ago2004-10-29 17:28:10 UTC Post #70504
You got stuck in orbit around the earth....
Posted 20 years ago2004-10-29 17:33:24 UTC Post #70507
You look like missus Clinton.
Posted 20 years ago2004-10-29 18:09:06 UTC Post #70514
Posted 20 years ago2004-10-30 04:17:51 UTC Post #70561
Still playing children's games huh?
Posted 20 years ago2004-10-30 05:23:24 UTC Post #70565
wow you rated all his maps 1, really good.
You must've crushed him there, really, he's probably devastated.
Posted 20 years ago2004-10-30 05:47:03 UTC Post #70568
I'm crying on the inside
Posted 20 years ago2004-10-30 10:00:18 UTC Post #70613
ouch.... :|
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 20 years ago2004-10-30 16:00:33 UTC Post #70650
-What's the useless piece of flesh attached to the vagina?...the women.

-'Ur mum the curb caller charges a penny an hour...she is pennyless.

-Crafty Butcher: Someone who takes their meat 'round the back!.
Posted 20 years ago2004-10-30 16:51:58 UTC Post #70658
Your mother lives on a pile of BBW's
m0p m0pIllogical.
Posted 20 years ago2004-10-30 16:53:30 UTC Post #70659
Your mommas fat!
Posted 20 years ago2004-10-30 16:54:21 UTC Post #70660
-What's the useless piece of flesh attached to the vagina?...the women.
that's a pretty crappy version of the 'man' one actually.

Whats the useless bit of skin attached to the penis...
Posted 20 years ago2004-10-30 17:06:46 UTC Post #70666
o...k....

Whats the useless thing attached to your hands?

That damn pinky...
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 20 years ago2004-10-30 17:34:29 UTC Post #70671
wow you rated all his maps 1, really good.
nope, thats what he did to my maps...
You must've crushed him there, really, he's probably devastated.
na, the ratings have nothing to do with it. i just proved him to be a complete loser in there. i chose to keep the fight between us where no one would ever look (his maps :lol: ), but he kept trying to argue with me out in the forums and shoutbox etc. andy said this was disruptive to the site, so i wouldn't respond to his angry little infantile remarks... i'd just post a link to his maps comments... where i obviously tore him a new one.

see, i realize that no one cares about our fight, but peace of crap is so delusional, that he thinks anyone actually gives a f*ck about him... that's why he keeps trying to save face for what i did to him in his map comments, out here in the forums, etc. He's obviously still feeling the beating i gave him. why else would he still feel the need to try to flame me in the forums?

little boys little feelings still hurt? :lol: get lost useless...
Posted 20 years ago2004-10-30 17:38:53 UTC Post #70673
P**** a** L***'s d*ck is SOOOOOOO small...

his dad uses it as a toothpick
Posted 20 years ago2004-10-31 09:44:22 UTC Post #70760
thats funny?
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 20 years ago2004-10-31 09:59:20 UTC Post #70765
Still Anonymous, no one likes you for your arrogance, selfishness, complete lack of respect for PaLO, and horrible comment posting.

Your so immature, you keep trying to redeem yourself but with failed results. I'd like to slap your grandparents for giving birth to your parents who gave birth to you.
Posted 20 years ago2004-10-31 11:09:56 UTC Post #70778
... or slap them for not slapping his ass when he was little.

Anon, stop acting all childish. You don't want your account destroyed do you? I bet if you keep this up, Andy will take care of you. See what he did to ZL when he hacked into TWHL. Andy has powers you know, and I wouldn't be suprized if he tried to clean you out next...

I believe that TWHL needs to take out the trash, and get rid of people like you who ruin it for the rest of us.

But, you should have a change to redeem yourself before you are, well, destroyed.

Stop your imature name calling, flaming, unfair rating, and overall selfishness and maybe people here will respect you... maybe...

In your little "dispute", one of you has to be the bigger man and act responsible, otherwise you are both thrown down. An eye for an eye makes you both blind. One of you has to step up and act like the more mature person. Which will it be?

I know that this is not a clever insult, but, I see they have taken their dispute here and ruined this thread as well.
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-01 02:31:17 UTC Post #70871
jahzel=crazy paranoid... who cares.
bl=religious fanatic trying to redeem himself... who cares.

but incase anyone who doesn't know these guys and thinks about taking what they say seriously:
bl please try for once to think before you speak. you accused me of doing exactly what peace o crap has been doing... tool. he voted my maps to one star, he continued the flame war AFTER andy told us to stop and AFTER i stopped, he ALWAYS talks sh*t about me 1st before i respond, etc, etc, etc... if you have the mental capacity to read an entire thread (including this one) you will see that you are full of sh*t for accusing me of all the stupid crap you farted out of your mouth.

this thread and every other one i said anything to/about peace o crap stand as indisputable evidence that i'm not the one STARTing talking crap. and i actually respond to quite few of his remarks... so if you want to try to be popular and threaten and attack the guy that some of the "super cool dudes" try to fight with... then keep up what you're doing. but if you actually give a crap about this site, and aren't just talking out your arse, maybe you should have a look a little deeper than what a couple "super cool dudes" here have said about me and this situation, and read for yourself what peace of crap and myself have actually said and see who's the cancer at this site.

so next time, instead of just coming across as a lamer and making stupid accusations because you think it will make you look cool, try to actually know what you're talking about. kthanks
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-01 03:07:25 UTC Post #70873
jahzel=crazy paranoid... who cares.
bl=religious fanatic trying to redeem himself... who cares.
Anonymous=fag... who cares? I'm sure the Gay community cares. In fact, they are probably disgraced that you are gay. You are a disgrace to the homosexual community!
Trapt Traptlegend
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-01 06:01:15 UTC Post #70888
trapt, 2 questions:

1. why do you keep following me around trolling for a response?

2. if this site is so full of flaming that poor little you needs to run away, then why are you flaming too?

kinda wierd... :
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-01 06:55:55 UTC Post #70893
Answer to the 1st question is: Following you around? Now I'm not allowed to browse the forums? Jesus Christ....

Answer to the 2nd question is: Because I'm allowed to defend whoever I consider a friend as much as I want.
Trapt Traptlegend
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-01 07:01:12 UTC Post #70894
"1. why do you keep following me around trolling for a response?"

Because you started a flame war against him in his map threads.. only difference between You and Him, and You and Me, is that I made so much noise about it that people took notice. Look what happened, they're bored of it, tired of listening to this pathetic flaming, when we're not here to flame, or war with one another, but to talk about:

Mapping Help
Site Suggestions
Stuff..
Maps and Mods

The actions of teh last few months have been rather far from those four simple guidelines. I, like I said, will never apologise, and I will never forgive you. But that doesn't mean we can't just ignore each other.

Stop insulting everyone, and maybe TWHL would be a nice place to live again.

My final comment on teh subject: The reason (I think) more people seem to be against you than they are against me, is because I only flamed you, I didn't attack anyone else.

Please let this end. I got bored of it 2 days after it started. I will admit everything you lied, uhm, sorry I mean said about me, I take full responsibility; yes I flame noobs, and I flame fy maps without giving any constructive criticism, sometimes I don't even download the map.
I think my maps are great and I always pick out little things about other people's maps to make my pathetic excuses for mapping seem worthwhile.
I also hate gays, facists, arabs and north american indians (for destroying their heritage through casinos).
I started everything by replying to your first post in Funessen's map and I am the only one to blame for everything.. ever.

You've got alot to quote up tehre to keep your arguement alive, I suggest we leave it at that though.
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-01 07:09:35 UTC Post #70896
1. I was browsing, and that seemed to be the topic of this thread. I'm not allowed to post now? Strange.

2. I myself do? I only do it myself, when I feel that a friend of mine actually needs someone to help defend them.

Threaten to run away? I wasn't fucking threatening. I'm fucking serious. If this shit doesn't stop, Rabid, I, and possibly others will leave.

Like I said: Take a long hard look at what you contribute to here. I really think people need to.
Trapt Traptlegend
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-01 07:24:47 UTC Post #70900
"1. why do you keep following me around trolling for a response?"
Because you started a flame war against him in his map threads..
another blatent lie... please show everyone where i started flaming him in his maps.
Stop insulting everyone, and maybe TWHL would be a nice place to live again.
uhhh... ok, i only insult some of those who insult me...
Please let this end. I got bored of it 2 days after it started. I will admit everything you lied
hmm...well, i thought we did let this end:
Anonymous: if not, i'll keep defending myself against the false accusations that I'M the one instigating and trolling...
01 Nov 04 04:37
Hugh: Ah, PaLO, good timing. To the both of you: Drop this crap, the only people who cares about whether who's right or wrong is you two, while this whole thing effects/pisses off most everybody else.
01 Nov 04 04:37
Anonymous: i agree
01 Nov 04 04:38
Anonymous: i'll stop if you do
01 Nov 04 04:38
Hugh: Anyway, I'm going to bed, being a pseudo-mediator for this sucks. I'm going to say be civil to each other but naturally that couldn't happen, now could it... anyway, yeah.
01 Nov 04 04:40
Peace and LOve: Omg, I go away for TWO days, and all Hell breaks outm, this is why I am here, to take out trash like you man, please, give it a break
01 Nov 04 04:42
Peace and LOve: I stopped last week, if you notice my journal, my apologies to the mods (which are the only people, apart from the regs, I need to apologise to) - don't start writing shizzle in your journal that ..
01 Nov 04 04:42
Hugh: Argh. Congratulations, PaLO, for extending this bullshit. You both need to give it a break and stop whining about how the other person needs to give it a break explodes and really goes to bed
01 Nov 04 04:43
Anonymous: again... i'll stop if you do
01 Nov 04 04:43
Peace and LOve: just isn't true, because you're pissed off taht your 'war' isn't going how you wanted. I'll never apologise to you, you have done too much damage. I stopped flaming in teh shoutbox, and teh foru
01 Nov 04 04:43
Peace and LOve: Hey hugh, I;m not arguing
01 Nov 04 04:44
Anonymous: again... i'll stop if you do
01 Nov 04 04:44
Peace and LOve: Like I said, I stopped last week, bit of a shock to coem back and see this is still going..
01 Nov 04 04:44
Peace and LOve: Seeign as I couldn't have instigated anything by not being here..
01 Nov 04 04:44
Peace and LOve: FIN
01 Nov 04 04:45
Anonymous: well if you stopped, i will too
01 Nov 04 04:45
Anonymous: i dont think your maps are so bad... later
01 Nov 04 04:53
trapt: So now you admit to letting you disliking PaLO get in the way of commenting on his maps? As I said all along? Wow.....
01 Nov 04 04:54
Hugh: I don't think bastardizing either side's a really good idea at this point, Trapt.
01 Nov 04 05:01
trapt: That's bastardizing? All I was doing was stating that I was correct all along...
01 Nov 04 05:01
Peace and LOve: http://cariad.co.za/twhl/
forums.php?pg=1&action=vie
wthread&id=5439
his post above that i'm now responding to was made after we both said it was over. now there can be no doubt in anyone's mind who is the one keeping this going. he lied and said i flamed trapt in his maps, accused me of insulting "everyone", and then called me a liar... all after he supposedly "let it end"

well, even though he posted more stuff about me after "it was over" i'll let it end here... will he?
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-01 07:45:05 UTC Post #70905
Lol, who was that?
Trapt Traptlegend
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-01 08:13:26 UTC Post #70910
and this is how "clever insults" landed in the gutter lowering to the level of common sayings: "piece of shit" e.t.c. :|
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-01 08:22:53 UTC Post #70915
Hmm, I was thinking that when I posted my final comment, it seems that lately everythign just goes off topic, perhaps more moderators are needed, because no-one has any self control.
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-01 09:05:09 UTC Post #70919
It was inevitable. Yet again Anonymous (too shit scared to real his true identity) has ruined another thread for everyone. It seems your whole life resolves around disliking others. If you have a problem with any of the TWHL members, go some place else, because we aint prepared to leave, it's up to you to get your fat arse and do so.

What I find insulting is your blatant arrogance when it comes to other peoples views and oppinions. What the hell you seem to get out of this, I'm not too sure, but if this pesists, I'm phoning the TWHL cops. I've had enough of your 'gooberality', and so has everyone else. If you think your cool, god only knows what your definition of that word may be, but it certainly isnt an internationally accepted definition I can assure you.

I mean it really is pathetic. When will you stop making an ass of yourself? Is that a rhetorical question? I dont know. Your like the George Bush of the Half-Life world, completely insane, ignorant, arrogant, politically incorrect, horrorfying, and unacceptable.
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-01 09:35:45 UTC Post #70927
I mean it really is pathetic
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-01 09:41:45 UTC Post #70928
I'd say, first page of this threads ok...
second page.....

What the Hell Happen?

Here Guys check these out

For PaLO---> http://www.strangereports.com/tpthiefv.php

For Anonymouse---> http://www.strangereports.com/jockstrapsmalev.php

:D
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Posted 20 years ago2004-11-01 09:42:17 UTC Post #70930
For more visit www.strangreports.com ;)
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Posted 20 years ago2004-11-01 09:43:51 UTC Post #70932
Shoot.. sorry the first links never worked that good... It left out the names and stuff of the victims...eeerrr.

Just go to the link above and try it...

Sorry the links are invalid. :P
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Posted 20 years ago2004-11-01 17:48:35 UTC Post #71019
Anonymous is a pathetic cunt of a person and he was born from a fat old whores ass. I would like him to go back up that hole and fuck off! ;)
m0p m0pIllogical.
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-01 19:20:44 UTC Post #71035
Anonymous,

stop now, or we will report you. That won't land good for you. This is not a democratic site, it is a tribunal of Andy, Atom, and Seventh. They control the site, and what they want, goes. You will be deleted, all your posts, all your maps, all your identities. If you don't stop, it will be over for you, so listen to me,

say right now you are going to stop, and follow through with it, or its good riddens to you.
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-02 05:20:36 UTC Post #71083
Er, BL, he hardly needs reporting.

I think I'll ask atom to make me a teeny little script... hm... bulk eraser...
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-02 08:12:56 UTC Post #71106
Somehow I think Anonymous might stop coming to this site soon...

If Atom makes the decision best for the community. :)
Trapt Traptlegend
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-02 08:29:52 UTC Post #71108
I'm sure Atom has heard about this from email's from numerous users.... Or he will hear about it from emails in the future.
Trapt Traptlegend
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-02 09:28:51 UTC Post #71115
HEY MEMBERS, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS....THIS THREAD WAS SUPPOST TO BE FUN, BUT INSTEAD ITS BEGINNING TO ALL BE BULLSHIT>>NOW TAKE YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASS'S AND HAVE FUN. GOT IT, GET IT, GOOD!
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Posted 20 years ago2004-11-02 09:29:43 UTC Post #71116
*Unbreakable Is Calming Down.
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Posted 20 years ago2004-11-02 09:40:40 UTC Post #71117
Here guys check these out--->

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Are your parents siblings?

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.

Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!

If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

;) ;)
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Posted 20 years ago2004-11-02 11:05:37 UTC Post #71123
Pretty funny, where did you get them from?
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-02 11:14:00 UTC Post #71126
Most likely from this site:

http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/insult.html

...Some of them are actually quite good, you van actually get away with using them! :D
Anyway, I think it would be incredibly foolish of Anonymous to stick around, although I have to say there is that slight possibility that Anonymous returns as enother user as Trapt pointed out unless his IP is banned. As they say, "You have to be cruel to be kind." :lol:
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-02 11:30:23 UTC Post #71129
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Posted 20 years ago2004-11-02 11:37:38 UTC Post #71132
(Same bloody insults)
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-02 11:48:43 UTC Post #71133
hmmmm-- I think the question here is Who copied who...lol ;)
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Posted 20 years ago2004-11-02 12:30:29 UTC Post #71141
Its hard to say. I guess its the same as the old dilema; which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-02 12:30:32 UTC Post #71142
They both copied someone else probably. A book more than likely.

And if he does re-join, he either has to behave like a normal human being, or he'll get rumbled. And I'll rape his arse.
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-03 02:25:34 UTC Post #71225
Lol.... Preety good.

I just got a "TWHL will be back shortly" message. I think he must've installed the new system he was telling me about.

I think I know what happened since I got this email from Atom.
Hi,

Thanks for your email. I understand your concern (and you're not alone,
judging by the other emails I've just received). I've set up a system that
will let me ban him, so you can expect that to happen pretty soon.

If the system works well it can be applied to other trouble-makers as well
in the future, keeping TWHL a happy place.

Cheers,
Thomas
I think we say bye bye to Anonymous now!

PS: Cool insults :)

Now that that's sorted let's get back on topic.

My favourite insult:
"Go eat a shoe, Mr. Bean"
A bunch of random shit, rolled into one to confuse even the smartest of stupid people. ;)
Trapt Traptlegend
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-03 03:50:20 UTC Post #71231
Ah wow, nice :)

Great game trapt. Have a toffee.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-03 04:09:40 UTC Post #71235
* Trapt has a toffee.
Trapt Traptlegend
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