FUN & FUNNY Created 20 years ago2004-11-02 12:34:11 UTC by Unbreakable

Microsoft vs. GM

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal."

Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement, "Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"

And...

1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.

2. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.

3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail and you would have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you would accept this too.

4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But, then you would have to buy more seats.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.

6. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their cars, which would make their cars run much slower.

7. The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

9. The airbag system would say, "Are you sure?" before going off.

10. Linux cars would fly.

That was me, I was signed out.
Thanks P&L.

Funny but, old.

OLD! INTERNET 1 YOU 0

I never heard it, its funny though =D

Ya same here dav, I just seen it... You others must have seen everything.... lol.

People who have actually seen it before have too much time on their hands....

Preety funny.

That was me, I was signed out.
Thanks P&L.

Huh?
Did my post get deleted, did I post?

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Hahaha, ya I'd say--(trapt)

P&L, you said I could go do something rather explicit to a sheep.
Yes your post was deleted, yes you did post.

I was signed out, therefore it said anonymous, then you said about me doing something to a sheep.

MMMMmmmm. I love Sheep.. BABABAAAA..eh em. Anyways. :

Did I?!
When teh Hell did I do that?

Haha, well, that was odd, don't quite remember that, perhaps I was st0ned.

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Peace and LOve

Why are you linking that?

Oh and Im Cool. ?????

Pick it
Pack It
Fire it up
Come along,
And Take a hit from the bong,
Put the blunt down just for a second,
Don't get me wrong it's not a new method!!
Inhale,
Exhale...
Just gotta ounce in the mail...

.. now flail dem arms, no harms be comin' while this beat is runnin'
a charm on the nigga that be 'bout to pull the trigger on the other nigga that figured he could grow his own shit, but one hit, from that potent cocktail, sent a grown man runnin' with his legs around his tail, imagining he be hearing the 5 - 0 sound wail Bloop Blooo

Kickin' Beat

• Peace and LOve

hehe

hoho

come on ma nigga, keep up the flow!

I'm a chicken hawk, huntin' for a chicken
get paranoid when you hear the glock clikin'.
Speakin' to the punk that's tweakin'
with your bitch hair style
I'll hit ya like Deacon-Jones
house call for DR Bones
I'll roll you up, and smoke you like cones,
split the seed and grow you like clones
don't start me up cuz I'm not the Rolling Stones.
But I get stoned with a lil help from my friends
with the good blend,
then I pass it round back to you again.
I could make you famous like Amos
same as the last punk
when I stuck the gat up his anus.
Hear me growl, uhh, howl
I got the night vision like the wise old owl.
I'm comin' to fetch ya, yea homes I'll wet ya
and burry them bones under my home.
and I.

"Cock the hammer...... cock the hammer it's time for action
Cock the hammer...... cock the hammer it's time for action".

Blam Blam

Take you down without flinchin'
watch ya woman clinchin' you as you be lying
on the floor dying, she crying
her eyes out but I got that shit on lock down
You a dead nigga now
An' the sound of the po-lice
gets teh streets empty like a bottle of JD
when ma homies get the weed
we be tokin' like it's free
and there ain't no bitch ass punk mother fucker gonna say shit.. a'ight?!

Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
I'd like to tell you just where I'm from
In the hills where the trees grow wild with weed fields
The fucking pigs with shields holding the blue steels
Greenhouse effect with the weed connect
(Doctor) DEA can't keep Greenthumb in check (Doctor!)
HPS, God Bless the whole crop
Please God, don't let me see no cops
Trunkload, ready to hit the highway
Don't let the eye in the sky fly my way
or we gonna have big trouble, that's no shit
Can't be growin without no permit
but fuck that, I study the 215 trip
That way when they come they can suck my dick
Weed can't grow without attention
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb

uummm.. I hate it when you guys do that..(jk) because I never know what you guys are TALKING ABOUT..EERR.

n00b...

Well, actually I was making mine up, guess you faggots ain't no freestyling bitches, and Unbreakable: either keep up teh rap or shut yo' bitchin' trap!
hahah jk mah nigga

You shlda said:

I hate it when you guys do that
Pop a cap, Blap in the master the blaster the puppet controller
flattenin' our free style liek a steam roller
he got styles colder than a fridge freezer from Ikea
Yeah mother fucker taht's mah nigga from the west side of here
on mah right I got PaLO, that guy's rounder than a Cheerio with a flow to show ya niggaz the way to go, wo-oh! wo-oh! (rofl)
Ya girl blew me while I blew ya stereo* like a jazzy combination of imagination and frustration she ain't gettin' what she wantin', so she gonna give the doctor a call:

passes the mic to Jahzzy

I be tossin, enforcin, my style is awesome
I'm causin more Family Feud's than Richard Dawson
And the survey said -- ya dead!
Fatal Flying Guillotine chops off your f*ckin head
MZA who was that? Aiyyo, Jah is back
Makin niggaz go BO BO!, like on Super Cat
Me fear no-one, oh no, here come
The Jahzelian shogun, killer to the eardrum!

Oh my oh my that shit's hot
like cauterising the wound with a laser gun
I burn ya heels when ya come test the best and that ain't no fun bwoy ya can't run we got the m3 pumped
it's a deadly game ya playin'
and you on the wrong side, chump

we'll bring a 1-8-7 with a nine mother fucker
roll up your door, knock it down with lead
"What time is it?!"
It's time to get jazzy upside ya head
"What time is it?!"
[double time]
It's time for the awesome stylin' whiley rhymin' dope nigga killa illa than da thriller in manilla ya get KO'ed in a second when this crew get wreckin' with da bomb we be droppin' choppin' down MC's like a field of corn, rows! we the mother fuckin' pro's don't put this shizzle down on paper it's all the head, like the nine ya took when came knockin' with lead, ya dead ass negro..

Phat Beats

(Don't delete this btw)

That shit is golden! ;]

dat be some phat shit yo?

Hell niggaz, don't just drop by, fly in some lyrical sabotage, I drop large! bombs on ya area! mass hysteria spreads like wildfire, I get higher than ma nizzle jizzle on the shizzle we cizzle wizzle an' if you don't understand ya get Blapped to the land of higher learnin' we be turnin' heads like your rhyme turns the dead, ya fuckin' nooby we got styles meanwhiles you ain't shit, but ya try and that ain't no lie, but by the sound of ya flow ya better pack your bags and go I ain't got teh time to hear yo punk ass whine...

Here hows this guys:

Manhem on the fields of war
I blow your heads off as i'm keepin' it real
so I'll let you in on a secret, here's the deal
I'm about to eat gmans words, easily, with no hesitation
As if he just counter attacked me
When you fire, make sure you're safties off.
you better shoot a few rounds
before it's too late and the game is won
I put more holes in you than a cheese grater
Technique's flow as I destroy you grunts
'Coz Unbreakable filled you up with hot lead
I ain't encrypted or a blood sucking crab
but my favourite colour is red
Im shooting these rhymes outta the air
Forming them into weapons of mass destruction
I'm coming to an end so i better cut,
To the next person, I wish them good luck

Hows that for lyrical sabotage PaLO?

I smoke on the mic like smokin' Joe Frazier
The hell raiser, raisin' hell with the flavor
Terrorise the jam like troops in Pakistan
Swingin through your town like your neighborhood Spiderman
So uhh, tic toc and keep tickin'
While I get ya flippin' off the sh*t I'm kickin'
The Lone Ranger, code red, danger!
Deep in the dark with the art to rip charts apart
The vandal, too hot to handle
Ya battle, you're sayin Goodbye like Tevin Campbell
Roughneck, Jahzzy Jheff on the set
The rebel, I make more noise than heavy metal...

Here check this,
You wanna battle?
Tell your mom to pull out her saddle,
Think of how mad,
Your gonna be when you gotta call me dad,
This ain't just a ryhme: it's the truth,
Don't believe me I'll punch out your front tooth,
Your all talk,
Wheres your tomahawk?
I keep my heat,
Under the drivers seat,
Your @$$ smells like toxic waste,
This was just a taste,
You wanna jump on my plate,
We can make a date.

Keep it goin'.

NERDS
NERDS
NERDS
NERDS
DIE

eehh your a natural.

Make a date?
what the fuck this ain't no prom,
I'll make you witness this fitness like the VC's in vietnam
ya get naplamed to the brain burnin' off ya skin and flesh
and leaving you dressed, in a less than birthday suit
I'll slap that homo-erotic shit right out of your mouth
spit it out , right now, mother fucker, we got bitches and broads
straight outta the devil's lair the live and die for the 'sword'
That's a short time goal for most of 'em
Cuz most of 'em
Would rather expand their wings and hover over greater things
That's what we call inspired flight
By the bitches that gotta eat pizza crust every night
And "Let there be light" was understood
When a mic-stand descended from up-and-above into the hood
And I pass that shit on to the J to the A and the double zee F
I know that don't spell but what the hell I got left
It's all on it's way out, but I won't sell out hell no
I got styles to make ya lick ya lips and ya girl suck my dick
but that ain't shit till ya see it in ya livin' room
and see the bitch ridin' her hand
It's almost as bad as rippin' off the Wu Tang Clan

hehe

We done here?

Yes.

Which reminds me, I should e-mail atom about thread-closing ASAP.

Haha, don't close this before I get a chance to copy some of this material, it's gold!

lol..This forum Is OFFICIALLY DONE ..LOL

phewz :

[b]lol.. This THREAD* Is OFFICIALLY DONE ..LOL

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There are other types?

Hey, I'm not trying to start a debate about HEX

And I'm not a big enough geek to sit here and work taht out, now if there was a terrorist threat, and my country depended on it... I still probably wouldn't do it.