1. Heard it at a swedish ADVERT! And it was supposed to be SARCASTIC! IE NOT FUNNY!!!
2. Sure its stolen from somewhere.
3. Stolen from so many places, they're uncountable - Including The Simpsons.
4. Stole from bash ('least that's where I read it)
5. Not stolen, just boring (and its you're not you'r)
6. Wtf? Didnt get it, didnt smile.
7. Same as 5.
8. Copied from another site, obviously.
9. CANT BE BOTHERED THEY ALL SUCK