How many members of the... Created 20 years ago2004-11-04 14:35:38 UTC by Jahzel Jahzel

Created 20 years ago2004-11-04 14:35:38 UTC by Jahzel Jahzel

Posted 20 years ago2004-11-04 14:35:38 UTC Post #71528
How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The Answer is TEN:

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed, 2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed,

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for darkness,

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new light bulb,

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Light bulb Change Accomplished",

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark",

8. One to viciously smear #7,

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,

10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-04 14:45:07 UTC Post #71532
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-04 14:46:17 UTC Post #71534
Hahaha, very nice :D

Well, actually, more scary. Astute. Good. Whatever.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-04 14:52:58 UTC Post #71540
It's the truth...!
But, very cleverily hidden indeed...
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-04 15:08:33 UTC Post #71551
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-07 15:21:54 UTC Post #72109
Maybe they need to tell the light bulb it burned out because it "hates freedom" ;)
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-08 18:11:00 UTC Post #72248
No one likes us-I don't know why
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try
But all around, even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one and see what happens

We give them money-but are they grateful?
No, they're spiteful and they're hateful
They don't respect us-so let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them

Asia's crowded and Europe's too old
Africa is far too hot
And Canada's too cold
And South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one left to blame us

We'll save Australia
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an All American amusement park there
They got surfin', too

Boom goes London and boom Paree
More room for you and more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh, how peaceful it will be
We'll set everybody free
You'll wear a Japanese kimono
And there'll be Italian shoes for me

They all hate us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now
Let's drop the big one now
That's from the seventies sometime, to my knowledge. Funny how some things never change, eh?
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-08 18:52:09 UTC Post #72268
: depressing
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-08 20:12:50 UTC Post #72284
Is that by a women running for presidental office?
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-08 22:24:48 UTC Post #72302
Hehehe.
RabidMonkey RabidMonkeymapmapmapfapmap
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-09 03:55:29 UTC Post #72324
depressing
Nah, 'tis a great song. Very catchy.
Is that by a women running for presidental office?
No, Randy Newman actually.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-09 08:29:07 UTC Post #72337
Nice summary of the past four years Dr Jehff :P
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-09 09:59:31 UTC Post #72351
He he he that was funny.
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-09 23:59:21 UTC Post #72447
But sad.... :
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-10 00:08:17 UTC Post #72449
But funny.
RabidMonkey RabidMonkeymapmapmapfapmap
Posted 20 years ago2004-11-10 08:04:46 UTC Post #72479
..But sad..
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