How many members of the... Created 20 years ago2004-11-04 14:35:38 UTC by Jahzel

How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The Answer is TEN:

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed, 2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed,

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for darkness,

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new light bulb,

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Light bulb Change Accomplished",

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark",

8. One to viciously smear #7,

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,

10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

Hahaha, very nice

Well, actually, more scary. Astute. Good. Whatever.

It's the truth...!
But, very cleverily hidden indeed...

Maybe they need to tell the light bulb it burned out because it "hates freedom"

No one likes us-I don't know why
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try
But all around, even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one and see what happens

We give them money-but are they grateful?
No, they're spiteful and they're hateful
They don't respect us-so let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them

Asia's crowded and Europe's too old
Africa is far too hot
And Canada's too cold
And South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one left to blame us

We'll save Australia
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an All American amusement park there
They got surfin', too

Boom goes London and boom Paree
More room for you and more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh, how peaceful it will be
We'll set everybody free
You'll wear a Japanese kimono
And there'll be Italian shoes for me

They all hate us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now
Let's drop the big one now

That's from the seventies sometime, to my knowledge. Funny how some things never change, eh?

: depressing

Is that by a women running for presidental office?

Hehehe.

depressing

Nah, 'tis a great song. Very catchy.

Is that by a women running for presidental office?

No, Randy Newman actually.

Nice summary of the past four years Dr Jehff

He he he that was funny.

But sad.... :

But funny.

..But sad..