Incredible dream (more long writing) Created 20 years ago2004-11-10 19:52:29 UTC by Soup Miner

Last night I had the most incredible dream ever. I dreamt that I died via shotgun to the head(not the incredible part) and went to heaven and here's what it was like:

I died and I waited at the site of my death until God came up and picked me up(yes, in a car). He drove on the wrong side of the road and stuff because it was fun to drive through stuff and the living didn't even see you or notice. There I guess he just drives around picking up souls for a while. I asked him a ton of questions like "Will I meet Jesus?" and "Am I getting into heaven?". He never answered me. After a while I asked "You must be pretty used to people asking you a lot of questions, huh?" He turned around and said "Yeah" and flashed a friendly smile. After a while of waiting in God's car picking up souls I was the gate of heaven. Which was a giant resort, a GIANT resort. I guess there would be more than just that but thats the only place I was in myy dream. There God counted up the good things you did in life and the bad things you did. If you averaged out to be a good person or at least decent, you got into Heaven. I was an ok person so I got in (w00t). Then I went into the entrance room, which was very similar to a registration room of a hotel, where I met up with several other people. Then a man walked in wearing a T-shirt and long pants from a hallway. It was Jesus!(w00t again). He said welcome to heaven and gave us a general outline of the area in the resort and the area around it. Then we we're free to do whatever. I went out back where there was a giant marble pool with pillars and statues. Then I found where the main dining area was. Every day your breakfast, lunch, and dinner was prepared by angelic chefs. The food was put on a gargantuan buffet table. Then I thought, for no reason, if pain still existed. I punched myself in the face, and I felt myself get i but it didn't hurt. (w00t thrice times) There was no pain in heaven! After enjoying myself for a while someone walked up to me, faced a window, closed their eyes, opened their mouth and suddenely I was in California. Apparently it was possible to go back to Earth after being dead and vice versa, if you got into Heaven at least. So I figured that I could get back by doing the closing eye thing. I closed my eyes, openned my mouth as if I were about to sign and pictured Heaven. I opened my eyes a second later and I was back. Well thats a neat trick now isn't it? When I got back someone asked my if wanted to go eat lunch with them, I told them I had already eaten. Looking around the resort some more I found that near the entrance was a huge room. It had every game and book and anything else that had to do with modern entertainment ever made. (No porn, this is Heaven, it is sin free). Well I saw Jesus walking around in the room but I didn't say anything to him. At that moment I woke up and realized that for the most part, that is actually semi realistic Heaven! who knows what the real heaven is like... anyway so theres my incredible dream.

WorldCraft Dude = a pawn in the game of religion.

WorldCraft Dude, are you sure you werent out sleepwalking one night and that you might have been met by the Watchtower society where they took you back to their HQ to fill your head with lies?

haha no.

Wait! yes i am sure tha didnt happen, I was saying no that didnt happen.

or maybe he met a secret tribe of goldfish that implanted beetroot and cabbage into his brain, causing him to hallucinate.

It is quite normal to dream of heaven. His dream was probably his own interpretation of it, although to my knoledge, I have no Idea what heaven is like in the least bit. The Bible never says anything about that, it just tells lessons of how to act here on earth.

Here's what I think and know about dreams:

Dreams are your sub-concious mind at work. You dream billions of dreams a night, but you can only remember them if you wake up in the middle. What the purpose of dreams are is to solve your many problems. That is why your dreams will probably resemble things in your daily life, or play back memories. This is also why if you do not sleep, you will go insane. People who sleep outside under a full moon are considered lunatics. It is said that they go crazy. This is probably because they don't get much sleep with moonlight for some reason.

I have more to say, but I gotta catch a movie, seeya...

(To be continued)

Heaven (if there is such a thing) = Free 5.0Ghz pwrd PCs and 100mbit connection... and 250 gb pr0n.

Dreams occur in REM (Rapid Eye Movement) sleep. Dreams usually last 10 minutes and sometimes less. You do not have dreams in deep sleep. REM sleep is normally the final 2 stages of sleep. Whatever is on your mind before you goto sleep will usually play a part in your dream and will stick in your mind until you dream. WC Dude was most likely thinking about religion before he became unconcious. Nothing in your dream is real. It's all in your mind. In the final stage, you will probably percieve things that are really happening as a part of your dream. This is what people commonly call "half-asleep".

Sometimes is possible (and I do it all the time) to dream that you just woke up and are about to go about your normal daily routine, but then suddenly realise you were just dreaming. How many y'all ever think your just about to eat a dinner, drink a drink or smoke in a dream and it seems real, but for some reason you never accomplish it, its always impossible to do anything rational...

You see that big button over there, it's called enter and it makes your text readable without having a terrible headache.

crap, that was me...

I never dream about anything that I was thinking about before I go to bed, fyi

Freudian theories abound here...

"Heaven"

If you die before the rapture and you are a christian, your soul will be taken to heaven. When Rapture occurrs, all christians will dissapear, their clothes will fall to the ground, fake teeth metel plates and anything that wasn't originilly in your body will remain. All the christians who died before the rapture, and the caught up in the rapture, will be re-united with their bodies, but evry aspect of the body is perfect in every aspect.

Part of heaven being heaven will be Enhacned senses, Colors will look more vibrant, thing will smell better, Some think that you will be able to see and hear the entire electro-magnetic spectrum (Just a theory).

The tribulation

What about the people left on earth? After the rapture people will get a second chance to repent. Those "Second Chance" christians will get a reward if they survive the 7-year tribulation.

The tribulation will last seven years and will consist of world unity under the anti-christ (Bad, bad person). The anti-christ will be incredibly charming and charismatic and he will have ties to romania. A call to countrys to give up all of their weapons to the new world goverment. There will be several disasters that will take thousands of lifes. There will be "Soul Harvest" in which over 200,000 people will saved.

Gods 1,000 year rule.

After the tribulation God will set up a 1,000 year kingdom on earth.
I don't know much a bout his reign besides the fact that "Second Chance" christians who survived the tribulation will rule under him.

The human body isn't perfect, just look at the human eye, it has a blind spot.

just a point of interest MoP, he would be semi consious, not unconsious.... i would hope.

The human body isn't perfect

Yup - or we wouldn't die, eh?

Seventh, dieing is a part of life. It makes perfection to have a begining, middle, and end, where the middle is the largest.

Rileymo, I see someones been reading their Revelations

G_KID, Lol

WC dude, You don't dream about what you think about before you go to bed. When you sleep, you think a heck of a lot, and all those thoughts generate your dreams. People with high imagionations will have odder dreams that those without high imagionations. Those without high imagionations dream in black and white. Others dream in color. Everyone has dreams though, but will only remember the ones you wake up during. They last about 4 seconds for each one, so you can imagon how may you could have while you are alseep...

Seventh, dieing is a part of life. It makes perfection to have a begining, middle, and end, where the middle is the largest.

Christian nonsense.
The human isn't perfect, quite far from it, in my humble opinion.

Ugh, I hate it when we get dragged into arguing about religion.

Seventh, end this thread!

it seems to be ZL that always brings up conflict...

Either way, kill this thread so that I am not tempted to go nutz.

DON'T END THIS THREAD! I didn't mean for it to be dragged into religion I just wanted to share the dream I had.

Thats fine.

No more arguing Ok?

i actualy was able to manipulate the thing i dreamed about, quite funny to try but hard!. think of the thing you want to dream about before you fall in sleep. might work, probably not all the time.

nekkid gurlz?