Snygga skor - ska vi knulla? (let saribous translate)
About blondes: I'm swedish, it's all we got. Except goths.
Chat up lines :)
Created 19 years ago2005-03-02 19:25:11 UTC by
96a2107
Created 19 years ago2005-03-02 19:25:11 UTC by
96a2107
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 18:47:07 UTC
Post #94877
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 18:47:49 UTC
Post #94879
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 19:12:24 UTC
Post #94882
Well guess ya pretty bored of blondes, women who are over here get blond highlights no matter what hair theyve got, what do the women do there? get brown highlights i suppose... no no no. wait im having visions of the adams family you poor guy 
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 19:59:30 UTC
Post #94892
Snygga skor - ska vi knulla?Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 20:18:16 UTC
Post #94893
I got a good line...
BEND OVER WOMAN! I ain't finished with you...
BEND OVER WOMAN! I ain't finished with you...
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 20:19:31 UTC
Post #94894
Three that I've used that I've used:
1) "Want to come under my coat then?" - to a lady at a business set up thingy held in an ice hockey stadium (they put carpet down, but she complained of the cold) - UNSUCCESSFUL
2) "That cigarette machine looked like a person" - to a girl in a bar. SUCCESSFUL, but she proceeded to suck my mouth rather than proper kissing, so I told her to piss off.
3) "ggahwarrah?" - in response to my mate setting me up with my current lady friend. I was extremely spaced out at the time. SUCCESSFUL!
1) "Want to come under my coat then?" - to a lady at a business set up thingy held in an ice hockey stadium (they put carpet down, but she complained of the cold) - UNSUCCESSFUL
2) "That cigarette machine looked like a person" - to a girl in a bar. SUCCESSFUL, but she proceeded to suck my mouth rather than proper kissing, so I told her to piss off.
3) "ggahwarrah?" - in response to my mate setting me up with my current lady friend. I was extremely spaced out at the time. SUCCESSFUL!
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 22:03:49 UTC
Post #94918
Is that the sound of choking? WTF is that?
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 22:31:02 UTC
Post #94922
It was just some wierd moronic sound I made, something like a retard would make.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 23:36:32 UTC
Post #94928
S?ra p? benen, kvinna, vi ska umg?s (heh)
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 23:57:01 UTC
Post #94930
speak english or die
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 01:40:22 UTC
Post #94936
Todesdrohungen auf dem Diagramm der Foren nicht wirklich kommen her?ber, wie terrifying, LittleTortilla. Aber es ist immer der Spa? zum gerade Einsetzen des someonesnamens in eine andere Sprache, also m?ssen sie darstellen aus, was sie gesagt haben!
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 02:38:01 UTC
Post #94940
Aijai, nyt tais tulla busted kaikille.. Noh puhutaan v?h? paskaa ku kaikki muutkin puhuu vieraita kieli? :/
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 02:52:58 UTC
Post #94942
puhuuTeehee...poohoo!
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 04:37:01 UTC
Post #94944
?Quisiera joder todo de ustedes!
I like ZL's.
I like ZL's.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 05:14:09 UTC
Post #94953
Thank god these are (poor) jokes.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 07:45:01 UTC
Post #94968
My chatups are 100% real, ant. I don't use lines, and my mind goes blank when I talk to girls. Unless I'm better looking than them. Or unless my mind is blank beforehand anyway.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 10:37:17 UTC
Post #94993
Blondes = Yuppy Bimboes
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 19:00:09 UTC
Post #95072
Too true.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 19:09:56 UTC
Post #95075
I see your bush needs a trim 
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 19:34:03 UTC
Post #95079
Now where talking about poly's,
I was looking down my leg, and though. Wow that would make a great low poly leg.
It was weird, im telling you.
I was looking down my leg, and though. Wow that would make a great low poly leg.
It was weird, im telling you.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 20:05:12 UTC
Post #95081
My blond to brunete ratio is 1/5
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 21:37:18 UTC
Post #95095
S?ra p? benen, kvinna, vi ska umg?s translates into something like:
Spread your legs, women, we're gonna interact (or spend time, meh).
Spread your legs, women, we're gonna interact (or spend time, meh).
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 22:12:27 UTC
Post #95100
Unless I'm better looking than them.Dear God Mephs, I don't wanna lay eyes on them foul beasts.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 22:51:39 UTC
Post #95102
Cunny funt, aren't ya trapt?
But yeah....I've had some badgers in my time....
But yeah....I've had some badgers in my time....
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 04:10:09 UTC
Post #95120
badgerbadger
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 06:32:24 UTC
Post #95141
Great one seventh. I'll try that.
Me: "Badgerbadger"
Woman: "What....the....f**k?"
Me: "Badgerbadger"
Woman: "What....the....f**k?"
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 06:47:14 UTC
Post #95142
Or she might be like "wow, an Internet geek!" and take you home for milk and cookies.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 10:16:26 UTC
Post #95153
S?ra p? benen, kvinna, vi ska umg?sSpread your legs, woman, we are going to "hang out" (best word i could find for it)
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 10:43:19 UTC
Post #95163
"Hey babe....Whaddaya say we go to my place....have a drink........and finish off the rest of Poke 646 ?" - UNSUCCESSFUL
?" - UNSUCCESSFUL
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 11:18:23 UTC
Post #95175
This one sucks:
I lost my number, can i have yours?
I lost my number, can i have yours?
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 12:13:22 UTC
Post #95220
Hehe. I like that one.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 08:16:54 UTC
Post #95615
Yeah, that's a classic. But I still prefer 'hi, I'm .....'
Anyway:
Anyway:
Blondes are hideously ugleh.Lies.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 12:31:22 UTC
Post #95637
"Hi. I'm Ed Winchester ..."
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 13:03:54 UTC
Post #95654
Man, that gets a smile and that's a start
As for blondes. Damn. Fuck you.
As for blondes. Damn. Fuck you.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 13:44:22 UTC
Post #95667
No way!!! your gay if you wouldnt with a blond, but brunettes are WAYYY!! better!!
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 13:48:51 UTC
Post #95669
To conclude:
Blondes >
Brunettes =! Redheads
Redheads =! Blondes
So you see it really is a quite simple equation:
Women > Men
Blondes >
Brunettes =! Redheads
Redheads =! Blondes
So you see it really is a quite simple equation:
Women > Men
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 13:50:41 UTC
Post #95671
Whadduya call 3 naked blondes doing a headstand?
- 3 brunettes ..... :
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 13:53:05 UTC
Post #95673
Damn.
That sucked.
That sucked.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 14:27:20 UTC
Post #95678
I know 
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 15:21:09 UTC
Post #95689
Dip your finger in a glass of water and touch her shirt. Then say, "Let me help you out of those wet clothes."
It never fails
How about this one...
If I told you, that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
-Joe Dirt
It never fails
How about this one...
If I told you, that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
-Joe Dirt
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 16:05:07 UTC
Post #95708
Heh.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 17:44:01 UTC
Post #95730
Seventh: Or not.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-07 19:38:35 UTC
Post #95748
Your saying im sexy cus im a red head?
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-08 08:30:56 UTC
Post #95826
:
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-08 09:59:52 UTC
Post #95845
Ok, flip it up:
What do you use on someone you already know.. but wanna take it that step further?
What do you use on someone you already know.. but wanna take it that step further?
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-08 15:45:57 UTC
Post #95895
"I know we're friends at the moment, and I want to have sex with you now."
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-08 15:50:34 UTC
Post #95902
"coulf i give you amnesia then ask you out?"
only sucessful if you just go ahead and clonk her on the head with something.
only sucessful if you just go ahead and clonk her on the head with something.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-08 16:57:28 UTC
Post #95909
Mmm, this is the best:
I think we could be better friends if we slept together.
I think we could be better friends if we slept together.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-08 17:24:54 UTC
Post #95918
Well i tryed that one, and it worked, sleeping with housemates = very bad idea indeed, i wouldnt recommend it ever!! good shag, but when ya dont what a relationship..theres no escape 
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-08 17:27:30 UTC
Post #95919
But it was a good shag, lol.
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