Story numba three Created 19 years ago2005-02-28 12:47:58 UTC by Archie Archie

Created 19 years ago2005-02-28 12:47:58 UTC by Archie Archie

Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 13:10:01 UTC Post #94797
jumped out of the exhaust pipe and pulled a banjo from his
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 13:20:29 UTC Post #94805
swastika coated turkish slipper
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 13:22:04 UTC Post #94808
necktie holder
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 13:22:12 UTC Post #94809
He began playing 'Dueling Gretchens' and shortly after he finished his 3 hour solo he..
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 14:01:26 UTC Post #94836
played non-stop Sleng Teng riddims on his music system
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 15:53:54 UTC Post #94844
He got bored of that pretty quick and decided to go on a romp in the...
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 17:12:54 UTC Post #94859
Australian romping sector
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-03 17:25:22 UTC Post #94861
whch later exploded from unknown reasons.

MMMmmm, more explosions.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 10:35:15 UTC Post #94991
The explosion was caused by a faulty buffet, in which many posh people functioned incorrectly...
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 11:44:35 UTC Post #95005
thus resulting a random plot change...

"Oh no!" Shouted george as the
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 12:18:41 UTC Post #95010
clock struck 12
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 12:59:24 UTC Post #95017
and a half and did a poo on a loo at half past 2
Habboi HabboiSticky White Love Glue
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 13:09:53 UTC Post #95019
... habboi was then spanked by michael jackson and sent to correcting school
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 14:30:48 UTC Post #95027
. Whilst there he had been molested over 50 times.
m0p m0pIllogical.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 14:56:54 UTC Post #95029
by some naughty little chipmunks
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 15:55:22 UTC Post #95039
that ate nuts
Habboi HabboiSticky White Love Glue
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 15:57:38 UTC Post #95040
with fiendish little green eyes, which danced brightly upon the cloistered nuns below.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 18:59:31 UTC Post #95071
THen the school exploded.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 19:19:54 UTC Post #95077
Then a sudden plot change took place! The obese viagra salesman proceeded to suck off of a happy, homosexual customer whilst
m0p m0pIllogical.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 20:11:13 UTC Post #95082
the squirrel contemplated chewing the tender flesh of
AJ AJGlorious Overlord
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 20:12:16 UTC Post #95083
HAHAHAHAHA.... :nuts:
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 20:46:08 UTC Post #95088
THen HAHAHAHAHA.... :nuts: exploded!
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 20:54:18 UTC Post #95092
A brave scientist tried to find the cause of these random explosions that have been occuring much as of late, but
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-04 21:02:57 UTC Post #95094
then he found a monkey with a button. He shot him in the head.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 04:08:49 UTC Post #95118
... and exploded.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 09:07:39 UTC Post #95147
"Bless me little hobbit's feet mister frodo!" Said Sam worridy, "I don't think we should trust him..."
"Nonsense, Sam!" Replied Frodo, "Just look how happy he is!"

"hehehehehhe kill the hobbits! heheheheehehhe!"

"You see, sam?" Said Frodo, "We can trust him"

Suddenly
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 09:21:34 UTC Post #95148
the tree cames.
The frigthened villagers all started running around, seemingly like pink blobs set on fire.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 09:35:13 UTC Post #95150
... like that pink stuff you get on planes that they call a meal...

Then middle earth exploded
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 10:48:54 UTC Post #95164
and millions of little australian spiders set fire to Trapts head, and exploded
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 11:17:28 UTC Post #95173
all over his mothers new dress.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 11:28:50 UTC Post #95184
which was coincidentally made from hemp
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 11:34:38 UTC Post #95195
which was kinda itchy.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 11:35:20 UTC Post #95197
And real icky-icky-icky.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 11:35:52 UTC Post #95200
Hooohoooo! Sticky icky icky. (a song)
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 11:37:05 UTC Post #95204
...which then exploded
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 11:37:54 UTC Post #95207
Then IEMC came back to life and said: THATS MY LINE!

He then killed jahzel and his whole family.

IEMC later exploded.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 11:39:23 UTC Post #95209
And Jahzel and his whole familie's coffins exploded, a a pices of wood shrapnel went into ZombieLoffe's neck (who exploded)
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 11:40:02 UTC Post #95210
((Wow I couldnt type properly, what's up?))
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 11:43:55 UTC Post #95213
Then ZOmbieloffe's supposed fat-ness exploded and his blood drowned everyone. Which they later exploded.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 11:56:08 UTC Post #95216
The blood....came oooooozing...from the fat
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 12:01:52 UTC Post #95217
The fat also exploded.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 17:43:35 UTC Post #95285
.. then the blueberry muffin that holds space and time together... exploded...
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 18:37:35 UTC Post #95294
habboi played point of view and enjoyed it so much that he dressed up as a slave and prentended to have sex with gordon and a zombie.
Habboi HabboiSticky White Love Glue
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-05 19:27:32 UTC Post #95323
The zombie exploded and later killed habboi.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-06 19:37:43 UTC Post #95548
Suddenly, the explosion exploded
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-06 19:52:08 UTC Post #95551
which created a huge explosion
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-06 20:07:33 UTC Post #95552
that said: "Enough with the damn explosions!"
Shortly after, Zombieloffe died because
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-06 20:44:21 UTC Post #95558
the explosion created a even bigger explosion wich destroyed the sun. Which then exploded.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-06 21:01:47 UTC Post #95572
then a clock's minute hand started to explode, but realised how much life has to offer! he thought -
'I know!!! we should all be nice to each other and stop exploding! we shall live in a peacful world! '

He was on his way to the news paper to share his idea when he was unexpectantly hit by a train so everyone continued to explode.

Eventually
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Posted 19 years ago2005-03-06 21:02:36 UTC Post #95573
ITS A REVALTATION PEOPLE!
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