Story 4 [closed]
Created 19 years ago2005-03-18 11:55:03 UTC by
Archie
Created 19 years ago2005-03-18 11:55:03 UTC by
Archie
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-23 18:06:39 UTC
Post #98717
Dr Who
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-23 20:39:51 UTC
Post #98740
Was not Appearing in this film.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-24 11:18:22 UTC
Post #98832
He did however manage to steal 50 lb of Buffalo Meat from
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-24 17:24:54 UTC
Post #98866
the meat freezer in a leprechan's pocket.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-24 17:52:41 UTC
Post #98869
he sold the meat to the latvians who gave him gold and hawt female teenagers for him to experiment on.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-24 19:30:42 UTC
Post #98884
Where he didnt use a condom.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-25 09:53:18 UTC
Post #98980
Thus, leperous of the Snark Pit was born.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-25 10:21:13 UTC
Post #98986
Everyone saw him and said
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-25 10:51:52 UTC
Post #98988
OMG!!!!! VAGINAL DISCHARGE!
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-25 12:29:57 UTC
Post #99012
It got all over minsteve's shirt.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-25 15:54:41 UTC
Post #99041
which he wiped off with Steve and
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-25 19:35:21 UTC
Post #99088
steve like it.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-25 20:28:19 UTC
Post #99093
then, for no apparent reason, habboi fell down the stairs and died. in his will, he stated that all his diamonds should be left to jahzel, his evil nephew.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-25 21:28:54 UTC
Post #99103
The diamonds were used to make a laser beam to be put on the moon.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-25 23:32:07 UTC
Post #99120
However, the laser beam malfunctioned, obliterating the moon 2 weeks later and...
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-25 23:46:43 UTC
Post #99121
the resulting moonchunks landed in the front yard of a Monkey named...
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-25 23:54:54 UTC
Post #99124
Seventh-Monkey 
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-26 00:11:31 UTC
Post #99126
who looked with dismay at the mess with his friend Boris M. Klukiov.
Boris decided that the best thing to do was
Boris decided that the best thing to do was
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-26 00:51:42 UTC
Post #99130
use the moon chunks to transform seventh monkey into a human that is pretty good at Half-Life mapping,
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-26 06:15:35 UTC
Post #99150
and so I was born.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-26 09:35:27 UTC
Post #99170
"Good God!" exclaimed Boris excitedly, "I've created life!"
Boris quickly went off to document his findings, which were to be published in a brand new
Boris quickly went off to document his findings, which were to be published in a brand new
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-26 09:44:56 UTC
Post #99176
banana skin which he gave to all his fellow scientists who liked the ideas and
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-26 12:28:04 UTC
Post #99191
they got the idea to create an opposite of Seventh-Monkey.
His name, ieatmonkeychow. He will be the ultimate spammer.
His name, ieatmonkeychow. He will be the ultimate spammer.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-26 13:54:09 UTC
Post #99211
Needless to say, they succeeded, but were then lynched by the villagefolk for unleashing such a monstrosity. The leader of the revolution, Tyne
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-26 14:00:07 UTC
Post #99218
.
His mission, was to take all of the chow in the world.
Ieatmonkeychow was furious. He began collecting feces to throw at the riots later.
His mission, was to take all of the chow in the world.
Ieatmonkeychow was furious. He began collecting feces to throw at the riots later.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-26 14:35:10 UTC
Post #99223
The riots were too weak until they found out that the feces were delicious so they ate them.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-26 15:51:34 UTC
Post #99237
Fortunately, in a galaxy far far away, far more intelligent things were on-going, namely
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-26 15:52:47 UTC
Post #99238
a guy called Luke Skywalker found out his mom was a man in a black pimp suit...
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-26 18:31:42 UTC
Post #99250
. THis Luke was acctualy Ieatmonkeychow. THe other IEMC was his evil twin brother!
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-26 19:00:59 UTC
Post #99253
Anakin Stalker was his name cause he stalked Princees Leigh.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-26 19:01:12 UTC
Post #99254
Wich was killed by a evil pepper.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-26 19:58:06 UTC
Post #99257
who had his termo-nuclear-bomb planting thingy on his car, which was droven by a mutated cucumber-fly who had
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-26 21:24:55 UTC
Post #99265
no ballsack, but rather kept them in a jar on his kitchen window.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-26 21:28:45 UTC
Post #99266
One day, the jar sprouted legs and lept off the window sill, in search for more meaning in its life. It quickly met its end when it
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-26 22:01:04 UTC
Post #99269
got hit by a car.
The cucumber felt all of its pain.
The cucumber felt all of its pain.
![[VDC] Rad Brad](https://twhl.info/uploads/avatars/small/315.jpg)
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-27 00:52:29 UTC
Post #99281
festered in the fallow earth, dried by winds of change that produced a new order - extinguishing the old methods
![[VDC] Rad Brad](https://twhl.info/uploads/avatars/full/315.jpg)
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-27 11:18:40 UTC
Post #99366
therefore making haboi's lover explode.
THE PEOPLE CELBRATED!
THE PEOPLE CELBRATED!
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-27 11:20:43 UTC
Post #99368
rose up with there leader habboi the great!
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-27 11:27:49 UTC
Post #99371
and gave him lots of women 
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-27 12:42:02 UTC
Post #99403
BUt then, not very sadly, habboi was banned.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-27 13:42:57 UTC
Post #99410
Correction again IEMC (man your grammer is really bad!)
Habboi Lover was banned
Habboi Lover was banned
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-27 13:54:21 UTC
Post #99418
So both habboi's were banned and peace returned back to TWHL.
The end.
The end.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-27 14:02:19 UTC
Post #99425
Or was it
Suddenly Habboi used the power of yoga to move a mountain!
Suddenly Habboi used the power of yoga to move a mountain!
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-27 14:02:57 UTC
Post #99427
THen he was smashed.
The END
The END
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-27 14:05:38 UTC
Post #99428
Or was it
Suddenly Habboi erected from his crushed corpse and claimed the rightful heir to the throne of TWHL.
Suddenly Habboi erected from his crushed corpse and claimed the rightful heir to the throne of TWHL.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-27 14:07:24 UTC
Post #99429
omg...
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-27 14:11:37 UTC
Post #99430
who was the royal guard who protected me from evil such as this!
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-27 15:34:01 UTC
Post #99441
Not me, and I'm a mod, which beats any royal guard.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-27 16:05:16 UTC
Post #99445
So Seventh-Monkey picked up his crowbar and swiped thy demon onto the floor where
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-27 16:12:48 UTC
Post #99446
AND HABBOI LOVER RETURNED TO ANNOY YOU ALL ONCE AGAIN, AND LOVE HABBOI
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