monster_urby

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-15 23:38:17 UTC Post #206315

ZombieLoffe should be approached with caution. His links even more so.

Jahzel, Kasperg and Rimrook are mapping gods and should be treated accordingly. (Flame them, tell them they suck, the usual jealously crap)

Luke's posts are rare, rarely helpful and generally insulting.

The Arcan is badass and anyone who thinks otherwise will get severely fucked up.

Ant and SeventhMonkey are the same person.

The Hunter is allowed to wear a kilt.

Habboi dresses as santa and keeps children in his cupboard.

Feel to add more speculations.

monster_urbyGoldsourcerer

Orpheus

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-15 23:44:26 UTC Post #206318

Orpheus

Boxtop

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-15 23:48:55 UTC Post #206319

Boxtop is really a midget.

Boxtop

srry

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-15 23:59:37 UTC Post #206320

Jobabob likes having orgies with Hugh and Orpheus.

srry

Orpheus

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 00:06:37 UTC Post #206321

Orpheus

Luke

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 00:10:45 UTC Post #206322

Luke's posts are rare, rarely helpful and generally insulting.

Lol'd

LukeLuke

srry

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 00:17:01 UTC Post #206324

Boxtop is a disgruntled PETA activist.

Rowleybob is a fat Star Wars nerd that hasn't left his parents basement in 10 years.

Zombieloffe has a thing for little boys.

srry

Kasperg

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 00:20:48 UTC Post #206325

-TWHL was the only HL site to appear before HL itself was known. International laws prevented it from going public until 2002.

-Jimmi is actually the real version of SkyNet. It cannot be traced or destroyed.

-When there are doubts, competition results are decided with dice.

-The shoutbox has a direct link to a gigantic LED screen somewhere in downtown Tokyo. People who see our random chatter either laugh or cry.

-The HL orange colors like in the HEV-suit are based on the TWHL theme.

-There are no real n00bs in TWHL. The 3515 accounts can be attributed to about 30 regulars. IP checking is a myth.

-Elon Yariv actually looks like Doom's Cacodemon in real life. Or at least that's what some people think.

-The map vault database has a limit of 2000 maps and will implode when reaching that number (we have over 1800 right now).

more to come

Kasperg

m0p

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 00:35:12 UTC Post #206331

Jahzel works for the government and has been sent here as a decoy to trick us into believing conspiracy theories to coverup the truth that Tony Blair is actually an intergalactic hamster with a 1mm penis and George Bush is the missing evolutionary link.

m0pIllogical.

the Arcan

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 00:36:58 UTC Post #206335

Contrary general belief there is a spoon in the world of TWHL

the Arcan

Trapt

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 01:04:41 UTC Post #206339

Urbanebula is a complete dumbarse for thinking everyone who doesn't like one of Kasperg's maps is 'jealous.' Everyone has different tastes, and abstract isn't EVERYONE's idea of a great map.

Strider is massively overweight and possibly larger than Gabe Newell.

Luke is actually intelligent, he just likes being stupid because it's humorous.

DarkAngel was really me and ZombieLoffe. No, I'm kidding. It was m0p.

Traptlegend

srry

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 01:22:08 UTC Post #206340

Trapt takes everything very personally, even in threads where you are meant to poke fun at other people.

srry

Trapt

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 01:37:31 UTC Post #206341

I took your mother personally last night. :>

Traptlegend

Dorian27

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 01:41:58 UTC Post #206342

no precautions about me? onoes BEWARE

Dorian27

srry

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 01:47:58 UTC Post #206343

ZOMG WTF was that?

Edit: Nevermind, I know what it is now.

srry

Boxtop

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 02:31:14 UTC Post #206344

srry likes to suck his own toes.

Dorian is secretly gay.

Boxtop

Dorian27

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 03:14:56 UTC Post #206347

I told you to beware! You just have a hankering for danger!

And Im not secretly gay, Im very open about it.... Ask Hugh ;D ;D ;D

Dorian27

srry

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 03:23:01 UTC Post #206349

Dorian27 likes to get drunk and annoy everyone on IRC. This is not speculation, it's a fact.

srry

Soup Miner

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 03:27:11 UTC Post #206350

Zombieloffe has a thing for little boys.

That's still a speculation? Hell, I thought we came to that conclusion years ago

-Recently the site flashes "AMERICA SUX LOL" every 100 milliseconds, which explains everything that has been going on.
-7th is actually God. TWHL 3 is a codename for the rapture.

Edit: Please don't bring that debate crap in here, it was just a fun post.

Soup Miner

Luke

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 03:51:37 UTC Post #206351

- Luke is actually intelligent, he just likes being stupid because it's humorous.

Something like that.

LukeLuke

AJ

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 04:52:34 UTC Post #206353

Ant and SeventhMonkey are the same person.

Not anymore, I can tell you that...
I'm a debonair, dashing young fellow with the soul of a romantic and Seventh is a re-programmed midget from the leftovers of Linux code.

AJGlorious Overlord

Boxtop

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 05:07:29 UTC Post #206356

Odd. I thought Seventh was a evil penguin trying to take over the world one map at a time.

Boxtop

Strider

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 05:37:47 UTC Post #206359

Strider is massively overweight and possibly larger than Gabe Newell.

God damn, you've been spying on me again.

StriderTuned to a dead channel.

Penguinboy

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 05:51:00 UTC Post #206361

Compo results are based on a random number generator, it just takes 2 months to generate a random number.

PenguinboyHaha, I died again!

AJ

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 05:58:20 UTC Post #206363

Penguinboy is right, our servers are pretty slow. Hell, they'd only be slower if they were hosted in Australia.

[/jokeaboutaustralia'scrappyinternet]

AJGlorious Overlord

Athlete

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 06:50:23 UTC Post #206368

-Jimmi is actually the real version of SkyNet. It cannot be traced or destroyed.

Hehe, I like that one.

My speculations:

The compo results will never come.

Seventh Monkey actually lives in Russia.

TWHL is planning on world domination.

Jimmi actually has a top-secret anonymous account on TWHL, but none shall ever know who he is.

Everyone knows. - Ant

Athlete

ZombieLoffe

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 08:51:46 UTC Post #206379

The Arcan is a wigger who desperately want to be acknowledged as black for life, and he is failing miserably. In failing, he attempts to come off as intelligent, but he's failing miserably at that too.

ZombieLoffe

Orpheus

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 09:01:58 UTC Post #206383

Orpheus

monster_urby

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 09:29:26 UTC Post #206398

Jobabob is not actually a cat!

Seventh is actually a monkey!

Orpheus has very tiny feet and can dance like the wind.

Zombie Loffe had to actually grow that beard to get his avatar picture for christmas.

PenguinBoy is more boy than he is penguin. 30%-Penguin 40%-Boy 30%-Unaccounted for...

TWHL is a secret organistion and is slowly taking over the world. In fact TWHL stands for 'The World Has Lost!'

monster_urbyGoldsourcerer

Archie

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 09:53:47 UTC Post #206404

Kasperg's were definately the best

-The shoutbox has a direct link to a gigantic LED screen somewhere in downtown Tokyo. People who see our random chatter either laugh or cry.

PROOF!

-There are no real n00bs in TWHL. The 3515 accounts can be attributed to about 30 regulars. IP checking is a myth.

win.

◘ Dorian27 is Chuck Norris.

◘ Kasperg sold his soul to the Devil for the ability to make 'Falling Water.'

◘ 4 out of every 5 people who register on TWHL are Jimmi.

◘ The entire TWHL database is stored on a series of floppy disks, stuck together with cellotape on Seventh's desk... In Russia.

◘ ZombieLoffe actually types with his ass.

◘ Rabideh is currently playing Gordon Freeman in the upcoming Half-Life film.

◘ TWHL signed a deal with Nintendo to get access to the pictures from hidden cameras inside every Wii, capturing people making complete asses of themselves.

ArchieGoodbye Moonmen

Jobabob

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 10:11:44 UTC Post #206406

IM NOT GAY BUT ILL LEARN

Jobabob

Penguinboy

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 10:14:44 UTC Post #206408

Please, nobody, EVER capitalize the 'b' in my username. It is one word.

TWHL stands for 'The Wigga Has Landed', a reference to Arcan.

The upcoming Half-Life film will be directed by Ant (formerly known as Uwe Boll)

1/10 TWHL'ers agree that the other 9 are Jimmi Accounts

4/3 TWHL'ers have a secret addiction to pies

0/100 TWHL'ers actually enjoyed playing Far Cry

PenguinboyHaha, I died again!

rowleybob

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 10:21:17 UTC Post #206410

LOL yeah, i makes look teh gay user--LAWL!!1!

Everone above--and including--this post has not a life.

rowleybob

Daubster

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 10:43:43 UTC Post #206418

ROFLMAOE!!1 I HVA A LIEF COZ IM NUDER UR PSOT!!1!!1
LOLOLOLORFLE!1

NWO IM GUNNA GTE A GF!!!!/1?!>!?

D: D:

D: D:;

LOL!!!1

DaubsterVault Dweller

monster_urby

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 10:47:39 UTC Post #206419

I have a life. I just prefer my PC.

monster_urbyGoldsourcerer

rowleybob

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 10:55:24 UTC Post #206422

LOL i just realized I posted in the wrong forum!!! (notice the "above" in my post)

Failed!!1

rowleybob

Orpheus

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 11:08:04 UTC Post #206427

Orpheus

monster_urby

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 11:17:32 UTC Post #206430

...and flaming them.

monster_urbyGoldsourcerer

Penguinboy

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 11:18:41 UTC Post #206431

yeah and you have no room to complain when I tell you to fuck off.

PenguinboyHaha, I died again!

Jahzel

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 11:22:37 UTC Post #206433

ZombieLoffe has a thing for priests over the age of 60...

The Hunter IS actually a hunter...

The Arcan HAS actually saved Darfur but is scared to admit it incase nobody believes him...

Urbanebula is actually a middle-aged woman pretending to be a male...

Kasperg smokes 60 cigarettes a day...

Ant and Seventh are both emobots...

Orpheus doesn't have a driving licence...

[EDIT] And Habboi is a Muslim...

Any more?

This thread rocks!

Jahzel

monster_urby

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 11:35:43 UTC Post #206448

Urbanebula is actually a middle-aged woman pretending to be a male...

Shit! Gotta go.

Jahzel has strong beliefs that he is a real person

Trapt is really a weebl.

ZombieLoffe cannot speak because his voice is similar to the cry of a thousand dying cats.

penguinboy has the ability to breathe fire, 2 sets of wings, 8 eyes and 2 enormous bollocks.

monster_urbyGoldsourcerer

the Arcan

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 13:01:40 UTC Post #206469

Zombieloffe believes in the Illuminati and enjoys running around in white mantles and hoods

People only hate me because i'm black

It is impossible for anyone on TWHL to take a hit without immediately flaming the aggressor.

The Topics of Threads rarely survive till the second page of the thread

the Arcan

Sajo

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 14:01:08 UTC Post #206478

When there are doubts, competition results are decided with dice.

rofl Kasperg

-7th is the stalin of teh internet
-Habboi is a 10 year old suck up
-Jobabob often asks ceiling cat about what did it see
-Zombieloffe is black!
-Mervin is watching us while we take a shower.
-I've got a naked poster of Ant in my bathroom.(next to Freshed's)
-Dorian27 doesnt even knows the meaning of WoW(he secretly plays "barbie the game girl")
-m0p is also black!
-Saribous listens polka.
-Kasperg kidnapped a mapper from Valve and forces him to make news maps for him every week
-Rimrook is a talented garbage collector

Sajo

Habboi

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 14:31:03 UTC Post #206484

-Saco needs to get laid by his mother.
-Hunter pushes himself too hard.
-Jahzel is close and yet so far away.

HabboiSticky White Love Glue

Sajo

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 14:38:16 UTC Post #206485

-Habboi can fap without using his hands.

Sajo

rowleybob

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 14:43:43 UTC Post #206487

Rowleybob is a fat Star Wars nerd that hasn't left his parents basement in 10 years.

OMG how did you know!!1!

rowleybob

Archie

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 14:54:08 UTC Post #206488

◘ Fourthgen is now no longer allowed to attend biology class.

◘ Sajo is in fact a retired umpa-lumpa

◘ Habboi has a nose!

◘ Trapt is a head on a giant ass.

ArchieGoodbye Moonmen

Kasperg

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 14:54:39 UTC Post #206489

-Each time you login to TWHL, your life is reduced by 1 minute.

-The evil laser-shooting cat that occasionally appeared in the TWHL logo is actually the latest "secret" product of some obscure North Korean lab.

-Atom became a real lion, which is why he hasn't logged in for a long time.

-40% of the TWHL members think the rest are stupid and ignorant. The other 60% ignore it.

-Brattylord pilots a self-made spaceship that occasionally enters our solar system. Ministeve was lost in the launching tests.

-Worldcraftdude lives in a city made out of exclusively tall buildings.

-6-D will be more successful than Portal.

-TWHL's bright colors attract more n00bs than Snarkpit's black background. (assuming n00bs did exist, which was untrue)

-.backwards writes sometimes Kasperg

Kasperg

Archie

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 15:03:09 UTC Post #206491

haha! that explains everything, Kasp

ArchieGoodbye Moonmen

rowleybob

Posted 18 years ago2006-12-16 15:13:59 UTC Post #206493

There's something wrong or otherwise abnormal about everyone here.

I've never met any normal person who even knows what mapping is, nor understands why "I can't make money" doing it."

rowleybob

TWHL speculations Created 18 years ago2006-12-15 23:38:17 UTC by monster_urby

win.