Planet TWHL! Created 14 years ago2009-06-17 22:31:36 UTC by Rimrook

Yeah it happens.

Eager to make a new start after the nuclear disaster, Hunteria makes planetfall in the southern hemisphere.
Huntland!Concentrating on scientific pursuits for the good of TWHLkind, rather than tools of war, the Huntey Science Academy is the first place of learning on the new, as of yet unnamed planet.

I bring to you: The Republic of Santa.

The old members of the Cunt society came to this world and quickly recognized their favorite holiday's mascot already etched into the world's land. To complete this look, they made islands and planted red flowers there to give the appearance of red from above. On the white areas, there is a constant snow fall to recreate winter year round.

Christmas, however, is forbidden in this new world. The dictator is Jewish.

Ya know Photoshop can randomly generate world maps with the right layers...

I'm Thinking about making war here if Snarkistan does not give up a path to "Brotherhood of please fill my glass with beer punks"

The Kingdom Of Varkovia kindly donates funds for construction of The Airport Of Lorenburg, thereby contributing to the tourism in Hotdog Valley.

Most of Hunteria is in nuclear winter, and the TWHUN has been dispersing refugees to various other nations.

The Kingdom of Varkovia also kindly donates funds for extra evacuation and welcomes radioactived refugees into the Elvis Island while everything else goes back to normal.

The old members of the Cunt society came to this world and quickly recognized their favorite holiday's mascot already etched into the world's land.

Certainly they would have also recognised the land south of it as own...?

And seeing the discovery of a New World, the Kingdom Of Varkovia hastily claims government on the as-of-yet ungoverned middle-south continent and surrounding islands and proclaims them The Kingdom Of Varkovia Offworld Territories, to which the point of entry is Settlement 1A. A world-range transport hub has been also set up at Lightport to allow travellers from other worlds to easily reach other continents of this world.Upon settlement, a large source of olives was discovered at the Isle Of Olives, making the Kingdom Of Varkovia the principal provider of olives to this world at very accessible prices.

The Valliens decide after poor tourist visits on the last world, to build a shipping industry and plunder every corner of the new planet!!! HAHA!! (with little wooden boats????)

(next person please convert back to PNG, i did not compress the image)

To ensure some control over this world, the Darkarians (the inhabitants of Metallaya on the other world. Metallaya was obviously just a name) created a massive secret military base on a remote group of islands. Five other bases were created on various islands, along with smaller un-map-worthy bases scattered all over the planet.

Odds are I won't actually attack anyone though. Unless I have a good reason.

The Arena of Chaos and Death unveils it's reason for taking an equatorial patch of land - a space elevator. Much safer and efficient than the space shuttles used by other nations, TAoCaD had hoped the other nations would flock to have a chance to use it, generating much money for us. The mighty Emperor TJB weeps when he disovers that you have already moved to the other planet when he was sleeping. You bastards.

I might use it for transporting excess troops from this new world back to Metallaya (assuming it can do that).

Btw, the bases are atm being primarily used to research new military technology.

Snarkistan is pleased to announce the construction of a highway between hotdog valley and the brother hood. Supply trucks have been sent to aid in the construction of a brewery for the good of TWHL planet.

Also, a big fence will be build around macho-land. They scare us.

Emergency troops are being readied to be send to hunter-country to clean of the fall-out mess.

WIP
Never mind. I need to go to school now.
I shall work on it later.

Devistated by the sky being on fire, the communists states of Nine seperate into lawless outposts spread across the wasteland.
the 9th compound in the south west is the only remaining intact city which uses a super police force to wage war along the long desert highways...

Me & the guys heard there's some mad fun going on in this new world, so all our Mitches got in the water and paddle-pushed the pontoon island over! Fabultastic!

JeffMODia has sent some of it's greatist minds to settle in this new land. I present to you, Colony 42, named after the space station in the mod of the same name. Focuses include: Scientific and artistic developements, including de-irradation of land and people.
I have also taken the liberty of ceating a TJB land preserve, which he is at liberty to accept of decline.
On a side note, JeffMODia is refugee friendy, no matter what you're running from.

Emergency troops are being readied to be send to hunter-country to clean of the fall-out mess.

You're coming in to help us? Good. We need more men.

The Valliens decide after poor tourist visits on the last world, to build a shipping industry and plunder every corner of the new planet!!! HAHA!! (with little wooden boats????)

The JeffMODia offworld peace-keeping contingent sends men to protect the smaller nations from these pirate scum.

I left my pontoon island for a few years to conquer some more land. And I have. Daubibia is a country rich in resources such as oil, uranium, etc. Clayman is home to one of the best uranium refineries in this planet, while Shady Sands is.. well, it's just a clay hut in the middle of the desert. It's a nice hut, though.

The Colony members peacefully disbanded from Cavalcadia, and created a land named after it's leader, Eacleus.

The provence of Eacleus is home to the 200 smile wide lake, and mount Melikeacowboi. Currently the planets only known active volcano.

The colonists also decided to open port bern on the outlying island.
Famous for it's grapefruit-flavored coffee beans.

In Cavalcadia's last supply shipment, they sent excess amounts of inter-planetary-communication satellite-dishes.

The provence of Eacleus had no use for more than one, so they dispersed them across the land for anyone to take.

Complete with a minifridge filled with Stella Artois, and Crabcakes.

Claimed the small islands... having that large chunk of land on the last one was a pain in the ass. My main source of income is one leisure services (including brothels) casinos, hotels and inns fit for gods.

Next time we make a new map, don't go so fast. Photoshop makes great random maps when you work with it. I'll make a template and post it soon.

Latest news: An MRL battleship appeared and claimed a piece of land for the Manly Empire of Love!

My new colony combined with the yellow land preserve very closely resembles the kool-aid guy :

Thanks to the MLR, we have made an advancement to a big one this time!I built a template in photoshop for this but I don't have Filezilla with me and I can't upload it.

Oh wait. New map. I'll wait.

The King Of Varkovia proposes to include all worlds in a single map to preserve history more easily.

Like keep it all at 600 x 600 pixels and make a quilt of all the worlds we have owned?

The Atomix Shuttle, launched from The Muzz F. Mesa Space Center, successfully delivered the Kibo module to the TWHL Space Station. The Station is nearing completion with only two more modules left.

A Delta 2.5 rocket will lift-off later this week carrying the BSP Space Probe into space for its long journey to the edge of our solar system.

WIP

Come the fuck on, we just started that last one.

Ah, the Great Nation of Vomiting Sheep. Where sheep are humans and humans are cheap.

Also, I added a kilometre scale bar.

To make things more clear, I suggest we write the names of capital cities with underlining.

In other news:
Mount-Melikeacowboi erupted one again spewing a huge cloud of ash all over the planet.
the lava flow was so powerful it ran into the ocean and decimated the pontoon island and the network of oars and boueys in the water spelling out it's name.

The Eacleus province was forced to construct massive walls containing the lava flows, and moved into the surrounding areas forming New Eacleus, North New Eacleus, and South New Eacleus.

They have also consttucted a highway system and bridges to cut the travel distance to Daubibia in half.

Here guys, added my part near the top:

WIP, world 2

WIP, planet 3 (blue planet)

Yeah, sorry just noticed that actally... Heres another one:

Sheep terrorists starts a series of big forest fires near New Ajaccio. GNVS (the Great Nation of Vomiting Sheep) joins the TWHUN, hoping to get help from other countries to reduce the number of extremists sheep.
TWHUN announces its official flag:

The fire is out, yet the city of New Ajaccio suffered major damage, many lives were lost.

The launch of the Delta 2.5 rocket carrying the BSP Space Probe failed miserably. The rocket exploded on the launchpad four seconds after main engine ignition. Damage in the millions.

The space program has been halted and planned launches postponed.

O yeah, Muzzleland never had it so good.

APNG (sorry IE users, but I'm not making a GIF version) showing the evolution of Planet TWHL (1):If you only see a still image, try viewing it in Firefox 3, Opera 9.5, XnView or KSquirrel.

A Brief History of Urbania

Urbania was founded by Urby Awesometon who was awesome. Then a load of crap got built and stuff. In present day, Urbania is made famous by its cuisine which while loved and recommended by Urbanians, is often turned down by other countries for its "yucky ickyness."

Mizziberg

In earlier years, a civil war had broken out between the eastern and western sides of Urbania and in the closing days Mizziberg was the focal point of the fighting. However on the final day, both factions stopped fighting when a band of cats charged into the battlefield and sat, firmly between the 2 firing lines. It was this that triggered the sudden rise in feline population within the city. To this day, a staggering 9 out of every 10 households in Mizziberg are cat owners.

Tara Port

The main port of Urbanias imports and exports. The countries main imports are Cat food, cat litter and cat nip.

Its main export is a highly effective fertilizer and animal deterant produced by Morris & Dodds Chemical Engineering. The substance comprises of mostly cat poo and dead mice.

Note to holiday makers: Tara Port is not known for its fresh sea air

WIP world 2

Introducing the United States of Kitty.
Yeah, I'm not funny.

I just realised that Huntey's still working on world 2.
My bad. I'll give him time to finish.

Not much to say, really. However, Iopolis is incredibly rich in resources (uranium, oil, minerals, etc).

NOTE: It's Iopolis, not lopolis.

The flag is a cool Idea. I made an icon for one since the map is large enough to support it.

WIP, world three

sorry. I was at work when i wrote that, and it suddenly got very busy, so i never had a chance to finish what I was doing. go ahead.

sorry!

I asume TJB is no longer working on planet 3, so:

WIP, planet 3

Thank you Huntey.

The Mighty Emperor TJB thanks JeffMOD for his kindness in securing him a piece of land. In return, he is granted unlimited use of our space elevators, free of charge, and a Medal of ThomaWorld 2:We have decided to use the area reserved for us as the site for this world's space elevator. The surrounding area has been made into a nature reserve, to preserve the natural life of this planet.
Funds from the original space elevator were used in geological surveys to find out the exact cause of Mount-Melikeacowboi's continued smoking and eruptions, and to put a stop to it. Now sunlight has returned to the world. Walls were also constructed, so that in the unlikely event of another eruption, the lava will be redirected towards the sea, rather than destroying the space elevator.

We have decided to otherwise leave the area in peace, so we have occupied an island north of Colony 42 for our population of immigrants from the first world to live in. It is called The Land of a Million Happinesses, and it's capital is Decay.

World 3:We have set up an empire on a previously unoccupied continent, which is now known as the Empire of Thoma. It's capital is the Soleri Megacity, and it's second most major population centre is Proserpine, an archology constructed in the north. This nation is the proud owner of our largest space elevator yet, which appears on our flag.We are proud of our acheivements.

Edit: Sorry potasis, I spent so long typing that up I didn't see your post.

I present to you the colony of Poisonous Banana Land.
Poisonous Banana Land have everything for tourists; restaurants, amusement parks, museums, shopping malls, hotels, electricity and free bananas!

WIP

This is a great excuse for learning GIMP. I have already improved my skills.

Jeffada is the latest colony country of JeffMODia. As with all JeffMODia governed provinces, there are low taxes, free healthcare, and a peacekeeping-only military.
Jeffada's major export is silicon computer chips, and 93% of the population is female.

Nearby is a cannibal reserve, not recomended as a vacation spot. They cook their food alive.