This thread is an assay on the ability of internet users to maintain a steady, logical stream of conversation. It has been shown that typical internet users are unable to maintain a consistent conversation on a single topic (for example, a thread made by a new member to introduce himself somehow turned into a discussion on English grammar and top hats.)
The first person to post can start up a single topic, or discuss this experiment. Let's see how long the consistency of the conversation lasts. I'd say...less than ten (10) posts.