Created 16 years ago2004-07-16 14:39:08 UTC by Seventh-Monkey
Is it a gas bubble that captures and takes you to the mole people which eat your toe nails until you cant breathe! (or so they think) but then you get away but at the same time you run away with the king gas bubble's daughter but then suddenely you get jumped by guards and they take you to a gas cell. But they are stupid so you pop the gas bubble cell and escape. But one day they find you and take you back to this thread. The gas bubble king's daughter thinks you cheated on her with some famous super star but you realy didnt so after you gett back to this thread you get slapped by a mysterious hand and the whole process starts over! Crazy...-me!
DONT DELETE THIS! ITS A TRUE STORY!
It took you that long to figure out that some of the regulars here are not quite 'normal'...Mi nah say nuttin'
an underground digger mabober that goes streaming down into a giant lake of lava, and is driven around on small falling rocks, bumping up and down, trying to find a way out when a lake is emptied out into the lava, which causes steam to shoot everywhere, making you shoot up with the pressure of the chemical reaction, up into the air where you start hurdling down toward earth at incredable speeds, so you press the eject button, but it is jammed so you do it manually, and then you find out you have no paracute, but a giant bird rescues you, but is actually trying to feed you to her young, so you kill the babies, who are really big, and the moma comes back and attacks, so you jump on its back and ride it over a big ocean, where it dies, and you fall down, but land on a whale, but sharks kill the whale and are moving in on you, so you shoot them, and try to swim back to shore when a dolphin saves you, but poltures kill the dolphin, so you shoot at them, but then the sharks come back and attack the poltures, so you swim to shore only to find out you are on a desert island, where you sit around and talk to a volly ball untill you starve.