Journal #5040 by Strider

Strider

Posted 16 years ago2008-04-29 22:21:52 UTC

StriderTuned to a dead channel.

Found this in my email inbox when I got to work this morning:

Hello!!!!!
How you today? I hope, that all at you is excellent!!!!!
I have found your address in internet. You have interested as serious the man....!!!! I really
would like you to learn better and closely!!!!! I think, that we could become with you simply
soul mates!!!!
About itself: I the simple Russian girl.... Basically than I am not distinguished from the
others!!!! I attractive, sociable young lady!!!! Which is tired from loneliness.... In me there
are many positive qualities!!! But unfortunately... Is not present beside of loved of the man,
soul mate.... Which could appreciate all my qualities...!!! If I have really interested you as
the woman....?! That I really would be very glad to receive your letter with the story about
myself, your new photos....

I with big not patience shall look forward to hearing from you!
Sincerely to you Natalya.

PS I Ask you to write to me on personal EMail. This Email my work and to it many people have access!

I think I have a chance!

Luke

Commented 16 years ago2008-04-29 22:34:38 UTC Comment #39248

SHE'S MINE

Mariowned

Commented 16 years ago2008-04-29 22:55:11 UTC Comment #39241

dammit mom...

Strider

Commented 16 years ago2008-04-29 23:01:55 UTC Comment #39243

Luke: but she find mine address in internet.

Mariowned: D:

Commented 16 years ago2008-04-29 23:15:00 UTC Comment #39240

I hope, that all at you is excellent!!!!!

Trapt

Commented 16 years ago2008-04-29 23:57:27 UTC Comment #39250

Stick it in her pooper!

Strider

Commented 16 years ago2008-04-30 00:44:44 UTC Comment #39244

But what if she really isn't a 'she'?

Mariowned

Commented 16 years ago2008-04-30 01:22:57 UTC Comment #39242

going to have a pooper either way

Penguinboy

Commented 16 years ago2008-04-30 02:57:21 UTC Comment #39254

GO FOR IT MAN

Strider

Commented 16 years ago2008-04-30 03:14:45 UTC Comment #39245

You worry me, Mariowned.

Spike

Commented 16 years ago2008-04-30 04:10:16 UTC Comment #39264

Luke has payed 1000 $ for her, so Strider, forget about any chance

Oskar Potatis

Commented 16 years ago2008-04-30 04:14:44 UTC Comment #39265

juwantfaivhunreddullah?! faivhunreddullah?!?!

Habboi

Commented 16 years ago2008-04-30 05:30:51 UTC Comment #39252

In Soviet Russia sociable young lady cons you!

FresheD

Commented 16 years ago2008-04-30 06:15:26 UTC Comment #39259

Haha, answer her!

"I the simple australian boy and I attractive, sociable young gentleman
I like to has in butt from woman, soul mate...Which could appreciate all my qualities!!"

Penguinboy

Commented 16 years ago2008-04-30 07:29:24 UTC Comment #39255

"I Ask you to write to me on personal EMail. This Email my work and to it many people have access!"

is there even another email provided?

Strider

Commented 16 years ago2008-04-30 07:45:20 UTC Comment #39246

I.. can't remember now.

FresheD: best answer ever.

Ghull

Commented 16 years ago2008-04-30 14:46:08 UTC Comment #39260

is this familiar to you?

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another one -

Dear Lucky Winner,

This E-mail is to inform you that you emerged a winner on
our online draws which was played on the 10th of
February,2008.You have therefore been approved to claim a
total sum of ?1.000.000.00 For further Information about
your Winnings,contact

Oskar Potatis

Commented 16 years ago2008-04-30 15:47:58 UTC Comment #39266

I got one of those a messages every idiot sends to as many as possible, thinking they are doing everyone a big favor, this time telling me that if I sent that message to enough people, I would get a free cell phone from Ericsson. Not Sony Ericsson, just Ericsson. How stupid can one get?

SpaG

Commented 16 years ago2008-04-30 15:48:25 UTC Comment #39253

Haha, reply him/her.

Luke

Commented 16 years ago2008-04-30 18:40:31 UTC Comment #39249

FUCK. I sent to here work email and she won't respond

Give me her personal email, damnit. You know damn right she's my soul mate.

Oskar Potatis

Commented 16 years ago2008-04-30 19:09:29 UTC Comment #39267

Moar liek your hooker.

saw1833

Commented 16 years ago2008-04-30 20:38:37 UTC Comment #39262

"I have found penis in your butt. I the sociable man, soul mate. You tired were from loneliness, now tired you are from sex. Please condom to bring, and control of birth pills too.

Regards,
TeH Strideh"

Daubster

Commented 16 years ago2008-04-30 23:07:07 UTC Comment #39257

Nothing like a random engrish-filled email to enlighten your fatigue-filled day. ;>

Strider

Commented 16 years ago2008-04-30 23:52:34 UTC Comment #39247

Ghull

Commented 16 years ago2008-05-01 02:40:30 UTC Comment #39261

would you buy viagra to stop viagra spam?

Penguinboy

Commented 16 years ago2008-05-01 03:34:54 UTC Comment #39256

all my spam gets filtered by gmail.

Rimrook

Commented 16 years ago2008-05-01 13:05:47 UTC Comment #39251

Fake? Wrong Email Addreski?

Captain Terror

Commented 16 years ago2008-05-01 18:43:41 UTC Comment #39263

"going to have a pooper either way"

lawl'd = )

Daubster

Commented 16 years ago2008-05-02 17:24:41 UTC Comment #39258

This is by far the most commented on journal post in TWHL.. And look at the subject. D:

Notewell

Commented 15 years ago2009-10-18 08:25:55 UTC Comment #39268

Fuck, that's hillarious.

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