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By M0rt@nius (See more)
19th February, 2006

Half-Life
1001.53KB - BSP
6498 views
2068 downloads
41 comments

Last edited: 19th February, 2006

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Its a small SP map where you play as a...Ill let you find out yourself if you're interested.
Well actually its just something I made for fun so hope you enjoy it.

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avatar srry says: star star star star 19th February 2006, 05:03 AM
Hahaha, that was funny. You've already played as a scientist, a security gaurd, a marine, and an alien and a janitor in some mods, now you get to play as... well, I won't spoil it either, since it just came out.

Nice little story though. well done, but the voices could have been a little better. good job recreating that cafeteria before the big accident.

Four stars, for the originality of it.
avatar Strider says: star star star star 19th February 2006, 05:49 AM
Here i was expecting any typical solo, map running around gunning down aliens, i was thinking you might play as the g-man or something but this just blew me away!!

1 star for originality, 1 for mapping (actually from the hl world!), 1 for nice scripting, 1 for humour! Thats four stars! Briliiant!
avatar Strider says: 19th February 2006, 05:50 AM
Forgot to say -1 star just because of its length. Other than that, nice, oddly clever work.
avatar Ansith says: 19th February 2006, 05:59 AM
I get an error when I try play it, is it compatable with steam?

Unknown command: specmode

that comes up in the console, and nothing else happens
avatar Ansith says: star star star star 19th February 2006, 06:11 AM
Fixed it, That was really funny, shame I dident get to hear any sound. But yes very nice creative stuff.
avatar Strider says: 19th February 2006, 06:40 AM
Now make a map where you play as a crate, Gordan comes along and crowbars you to death...
avatar Daubster says: star star star star star 19th February 2006, 08:31 AM
Damn.. That.. was original. REALLY original. I mean, really, have you ever played the original Half-Life as a [censored]?

Nice stuff.. Really nice..
I loved the status text too.. A nice touch indeed.

One problem - if the action is going before the disaster, then why are there machinegun sounds at the very start?

Anywho - 5 stars, just because you've managed to make something new from the original HL events..
Great work. :)
avatar Penguinboy says: star star star star star 19th February 2006, 08:43 AM
really awsomely funny.....when i saw that text come up i LOLed.
and it actually looks like that place in hl1!
i would say 4 1/2 stars but... what the hell 5 stars
avatar M0rt@nius says: 19th February 2006, 09:38 AM
I actually got this idea because I was too lazy to make a real mod and so I made one with a really short story, and the machinegun sounds at the background are just there for ambience.
avatar Captain P says: 19th February 2006, 11:03 AM
Heh, that was a funny idea... :)

Too bad there wasn't any 'play' to this, I'd like to actually run around like that, with NPC's reacting accordingly to you. I'd say, continue this. :)
avatar M0rt@nius says: 19th February 2006, 11:16 AM
Run around as a [cencored]? Now how will that be possible...
avatar Archie says: 19th February 2006, 12:25 PM
OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!

the only nag i have about it, is that you spelt the [Censored] SH instead of CH
avatar M0rt@nius says: 19th February 2006, 13:00 PM
Fixed it.
avatar G_KID says: 19th February 2006, 17:31 PM
That. Fricking. Ruled.
avatar halo4life says: star star star star 19th February 2006, 18:38 PM
ROFL, a <CENSORED> Great Idea **** because length was short. Great level design!
avatar rowleybob says: star star star star star 20th February 2006, 17:15 PM
Funny and good, and is neat to think of other stuff going on in other areas, during the oringial story...

Vending Machine FTW!

Fun/creative/quality work.

5 stars
avatar srry says: 20th February 2006, 19:59 PM
OMG you spilled the beans!
avatar J.C says: star star 23rd February 2006, 10:25 AM
- HL1 textures
- mission much too short
- limited gameplay

+ originality
+ no bugs, well tested, a clean job
+ fast to download/install/run/remove
avatar Tetsu0 says: star star star star 23rd February 2006, 20:29 PM
Thats the funniest thing in the world...

I give it a 4 because it was rather short.. i would've liked to see the aftermath.... you know.. after freeman opens the portal... Nice job though
avatar FresheD says: star star 24th February 2006, 15:31 PM
Kinda stupid tbh, original yes, but to make a whole mod form?
None the less, it was decently funny.
avatar Hi says: 26th February 2006, 21:05 PM
(HL) When i start new game this shows up, Host_Error:EV_precache file events/crowbar.sc missing from server.... blargh? Sumone tells me whats going on i wanna play this.
avatar halo4life says: 27th February 2006, 23:12 PM
1. Are you trying to create an HLDM server with this map?
2. Is it the right game?

Those are possible reasons.
avatar bumtown says: star star star 28th February 2006, 05:08 AM
just bloody amazing but to short :( 4 stars
avatar bumtown says: 28th February 2006, 05:08 AM
i mean 3 stars
avatar bumtown says: 28th February 2006, 05:13 AM
ok ill make a mod where gordon freeman comes and crowbars you
avatar bumtown says: 28th February 2006, 05:13 AM
...as a box
avatar Hi says: 1st March 2006, 03:03 AM
halo, im running it on the origional half life i put it in with the other mods, and everything works out until i play it. I see the splash etc and when i try to play it the loading screen says that.
avatar M0rt@nius says: 1st March 2006, 13:20 PM
I think you need to patch your HL to version 1.1.0.8 or later
avatar bumtown says: 2nd March 2006, 07:20 AM
the box mod is underway thats right it wasnt a joke
avatar Rimrook says: star star star star 6th March 2006, 14:48 PM
i laughed.

**** for that.
avatar Dave932932 says: star star star star 14th August 2006, 00:27 AM
LOL! That was funny. But it's more of a movie than anything. So 4 stars.
avatar scorpionus says: 30th October 2006, 16:54 PM
People i have got problem it is writing in console missin crowbar and dont let me pla help me please :(
avatar scorpionus says: star star star star star 30th October 2006, 17:02 PM
wow realy funny mod i give MAX stars
avatar kc8kjp says: star star star star star 5th December 2006, 15:47 PM
The different design made it hilarious!
avatar vs49688 says: star star star star star 22nd February 2008, 04:53 AM
Brilliant. I loved it. 5-star
avatar DiscoStu says: star star star star star 26th February 2010, 17:57 PM
LOL very good.
avatar Skals says: star star star star star 6th July 2010, 16:22 PM
That was awesome. I laughed my ass off.
avatar The_(c)Striker says: 7th October 2010, 14:18 PM
Funny and not funny at the same time.
avatar Elliot Lucak says: star star star star 8th June 2011, 19:38 PM
Brilliant. Maybe too short, but great nonetheless.
avatar Dimbark says: star star star star star 20th July 2011, 20:52 PM
I love this map, man!
avatar Scotch says: star star star star 1st November 2011, 21:17 PM
Yeah, it's funny and original, but not AMAZING.
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