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Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-28 07:01:16 UTC in journal: #17 Comment #34094

That is a stretchy death.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-28 07:00:25 UTC in journal: #16 Comment #34048

But you're not making any sandwich.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-28 06:59:19 UTC in journal: #12 Comment #33893

Y*U F**KED IT *LL UP!

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-28 06:58:33 UTC in journal: #10 Comment #33795

NO YOU

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-28 06:58:14 UTC in journal: #9 Comment #33742

CROLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-28 06:57:36 UTC in journal: #7 Comment #33644

Addicted to repetition

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-28 06:56:24 UTC in journal: #6 Comment #33575

GAH, FUCK! DOUBLE POACH!

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-28 06:56:22 UTC in journal: #6 Comment #33574

NO.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-28 06:56:08 UTC in journal: #5 Comment #33500

LIES

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-28 06:55:55 UTC in journal: #4 Comment #33425

In conclusion, a Charmander ate potatis.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-28 06:54:52 UTC in journal: #3 Comment #33328

I bet this person will never be heard of again.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-28 06:54:36 UTC in journal: #2 Comment #33176

HELLO #2

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-28 06:54:19 UTC in journal: #1 Comment #32917

No thanks, I've already got one.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-26 07:23:55 UTC in journal: #6999 Comment #41724

Hey, I was surrounded by it.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-11 10:33:59 UTC in news: Happy New Year! Also, Compo Results Comment #99795

Well, SOMEONE in their fevered delusions might want to.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-11 05:26:07 UTC in journal: #6977 Comment #55725

Of course it should, Op4 starts halfway into Half-Life.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-10 00:22:36 UTC in journal: #6977 Comment #55724

Blue Shift's intro is already finished by the time Half-Life starts, which probably means, chronologically, Blue Shift is first. Not sure when Decay starts in relation to it though.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-06 21:13:16 UTC in journal: #6972 Comment #66316

Func_push, I believe?

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-05 09:25:31 UTC in journal: #5 Comment #33499

AND VIDEOTAPE

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-05 09:05:20 UTC in journal: #1 Comment #32916

We eat upwards for breakfast.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-05 03:03:03 UTC in journal: #6968 Comment #57212

Everyone expects thieves at night.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-05 00:33:55 UTC in journal: #1000 Comment #38862

Thas crab cratars hav a unaque parasatac stratagae, dan't ya thank?

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-05 00:31:08 UTC in journal: #200 Comment #36150

Darkie thunders in like a ticked off gargantuan.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-05 00:29:27 UTC in journal: #42 Comment #34584

Because then you could say chips grow on trees, and Americans would start exploding.
Yes, I realise Australians are supposed to be fatter these days.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-05 00:27:57 UTC in journal: #35 Comment #34867

anything...

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-05 00:27:46 UTC in journal: #34 Comment #34519

... I feel watched.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-05 00:26:29 UTC in journal: #28 Comment #34400

WHOA WHOA WHOA, WAIT!... What kind of a name is Tink?

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-05 00:25:27 UTC in journal: #25 Comment #35269

Sorry sir, we've asked you to leave, if you don't go now, we'll get Barney up here.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-05 00:24:15 UTC in journal: #24 Comment #34299

Number 5: Perhaps.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-05 00:23:16 UTC in journal: #21 Comment #34201

Ah. Good choice.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-05 00:21:56 UTC in journal: #14 Comment #33971

Others say he prowled the streets at night looking for spare tyres.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-05 00:20:40 UTC in journal: #13 Comment #33949

You're a one-dollar coin. Puny in value compared to us high quality two-dollar coins.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-05 00:19:29 UTC in journal: #11 Comment #33854

Don't knock my beliefs.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-05 00:18:20 UTC in journal: #8 Comment #33704

In other news, bullsquids just got scary.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-05 00:16:53 UTC in journal: #5 Comment #33498

SEX

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-05 00:16:17 UTC in journal: #4 Comment #33424

Journal nunber 4: Offical home of the Crollo-bashing.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-05 00:14:45 UTC in journal: #1 Comment #32915

Kevin Rudd. Silly not-Australians.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-04 21:47:06 UTC in journal: #6968 Comment #57211

Don't be silly. 2012 must be when the resonance cascade happens.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-04 10:22:37 UTC in journal: #1337 Comment #38873

Unbreakable is the 1337. Make him an admin!

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-04 10:20:18 UTC in journal: #1000 Comment #38861

Gardan! Gat away fram tha baams!

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-04 10:19:36 UTC in journal: #500 Comment #39177

Lots of yo' momma. OHHHH!!

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-04 10:19:01 UTC in journal: #100 Comment #35407

Psst... he's also a creepy old man who hangs around old journals.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-04 10:18:21 UTC in journal: #50 Comment #34843

Don't be a fuckwit. 50 + 1 = 501.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-04 10:17:17 UTC in journal: #28 Comment #34399

Oh god... TJB... potatis knows.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-04 10:16:34 UTC in journal: #26 Comment #34338

You damn right you bold, showing yo' face 'round 'ere!

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-04 10:15:43 UTC in journal: #25 Comment #35268

I'm sorry, but that's not going to cut it. I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-04 10:14:57 UTC in journal: #24 Comment #34298

Number 3: See Number 4.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-04 10:13:08 UTC in journal: #23 Comment #34263

Little does potatis_invalid know, the taxi driver was actually one of Darkie's henchmen. Darkie laughs evily. On the upside for potatis, Darkie realises that one of his shoelaces are untied, and it takes him a whole hour to tie it again. As he closes in on the button...

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-04 10:08:13 UTC in journal: #22 Comment #34232

. . . Crollo, get out of his A-A-Ahole.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-04 10:07:35 UTC in journal: #21 Comment #34200

Men?