Journal #1
Posted 22 years ago2002-07-08 20:00:00 UTC
Hello.
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Also, this is spam D:
I am bored, but I guess you have already figured that out.
When TWHL was upgraded to version 3 all journal comments were deleted.
... seriously.
>implying this is 4chan
Nope
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.....), ---.((_) /
....// (..) ), ----"
.../___/
../___/
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. See how many times you get this, if you get 13, you're A TRUE HOMIE!
....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
.....==o;;;;;;;;______.:
.....), ---.((_) /
....// (..) ), ----"
.../___/
../___/
./___/
WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. See how many times you get this, if you get 13, you're A TRUE HOMIE!
.....___________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
.....==o;;;;;;;;______.:
.....), ---.((_) /
....// (..) ), ----"
.../___/
../___/
./___/
WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. See how many times you get this, if you get 13, you're A TRUE HOMIE!
BTW, take a look at this:
.....___________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
.....==o;;;;;;;;______.:
.....), ---.((_) /
....// (..) ), ----"
.../___/
../___/
./___/
WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. See how many times you get this, if you get 13, you're A TRUE HOMIE!
Hi.. sorry I'm.. almost 9 years late :D.
Thanks for creating the most amazing community on the internet!
Also, yes I have. And now it is time to rise up and conquer the infidels!
Also, we should totally get everyone back into this. But maybe a new one.
Also, CLEANUP IS NO LONGER EFFECTIVE.
And you dumbasses should know I don't have a girlfriend.
Yes you do. It's Crollo.
I think we should bring back people to the art of being TRUE HOMIES to increase the rates of freedom. Aye or Nay?
.....___________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
.....==o;;;;;;;;______.:
.....), ---.((_) /
....// (..) ), ----"
.../___/
../___/
./___/
WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. See how many times you get this, if you get 13, you're A TRUE HOMIE!
Awful attempt at street slang there
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=007VM8NZxkI&feature=relmfu
Everybody, we have a mission...
It'll take a lot more than peanut butter and a mailing label to get rid of me!
Almost.
I'm secretly the person who owns and made the website; all the other previous 'owners' were just ploys.
And do I become a part of history now to? Well do I?!
And sure. You can be in history. Dimbark can't. He annoyed too many people.
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<div class="single-center" id="gap-fix-bottom"> <br />
Also, this is spam D:</div> <br />
I am bored, but I guess you have already figured that out.</div> <br />
When TWHL was upgraded to version 3 all journal comments were deleted.</div> <br />
... seriously.</div> <br />
>implying this is 4chan</div> <br />
Nope</div> <br />
....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
<br />
.....==o;;;;;;;;______.:
<br />
.....), ---.((_) /
<br />
....// (..) ), ----"
<br />
.../___/
<br />
../___/
<br />
.//___//<br />
<br />
WE TRUE HOMIES
<br />
WE RIDE TOGETHER
<br />
WE DIE TOGETHER
<br />
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. See how many times you get this, if you get 13, you're A TRUE HOMIE!</div> <br />
....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
<br />
.....==o;;;;;;;;______.:
<br />
.....), ---.((_) /
<br />
....// (..) ), ----"
<br />
.../___/
<br />
../___/
<br />
.//___//<br />
<br />
WE TRUE HOMIES
<br />
WE RIDE TOGETHER
<br />
WE DIE TOGETHER
<br />
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. See how many times you get this, if you get 13, you're A TRUE HOMIE!
<br />
.....___________________, ,
<br />
....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
<br />
.....==o;;;;;;;;______.:
<br />
.....), ---.((_) /
<br />
....// (..) ), ----"
<br />
.../___/
<br />
../___/
<br />
.//___//<br />
<br />
WE TRUE HOMIES
<br />
WE RIDE TOGETHER
<br />
WE DIE TOGETHER
<br />
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. See how many times you get this, if you get 13, you're A TRUE HOMIE!</div> <br />
BTW, take a look at this:<br />
<br />
.....___________________, ,
<br />
....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
<br />
.....==o;;;;;;;;______.:
<br />
.....), ---.((_) /
<br />
....// (..) ), ----"
<br />
.../___/
<br />
../___/
<br />
.//___//<br />
<br />
WE TRUE HOMIES
<br />
WE RIDE TOGETHER
<br />
WE DIE TOGETHER
<br />
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. See how many times you get this, if you get 13, you're A TRUE HOMIE!</div> <br />
Hi.. sorry I'm.. almost 9 years late :D.
<br />
Thanks for creating the most amazing community on the internet!</div>
BOOM HIGHFIVE ME BROTATO
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Anyway, recorded for prosperity!:Captain Terror
Is this the Half-Life, is this just fantasy?
Jessie
Caught in a resonance cascade scenario, no escape from the Black Mesa facility.
Jessie
Open your eyes, look up to the skybox and seeeee
Captain Terror
I just a poor particle physicist, I need no sympathy,
Jessie
Because I have a crowbar, HEV suit, lots of neat guns that I can shoot. Any way the scientists die, doesn't really matter to meeeee... to me.
Jessie
Momma... just killed a 'crab... tried to jump onto my head, swung my crowbar, now it's dead...
Captain Terror
Momma, my job at Black Mesa has just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it alllll awaaaaay!
Dimbark
Momma, oooooh, didn't mean for everyone to die...
Jessie
If I'm not back from the surface this time tomorrow, carry on, carry on...
Captain Terror
Because G-Man doesn't matterrrrr!
Captain Terror
It's too late, my tram has come.
Jessie
I'm trav'lin' on a rail, HECU hot on my tail. Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go. Gotta get to the Lambda Complex and save the world.
Captain Terror
Lambdaaaaa, oooooh!
Captain Terror
(anyway the Xen goes)
Captain Terror
I don't wanna die! Sometimes wish I never pushed the sample into the test chamber at alllll!
Jessie
I see a military radio up there. "Do you copy? Do you copy? Forget about Freeman!"
Tetsu0
Laser beams of green things, teleporting aliens. OH!
Jessie
ALIEN GRUNTS, alien grunts, ALIEN GRUNTS, alien grunts, alien grunts everywhere, and vortigau-au-au-au-aunts!
Urby
I'm just a scientist, nobody shoot me.
JeffMOD
He's just a scientist, with a formal study,
Jessie
Send him to Xen to kill that monstrosity!
Jessie
Headcrabs here, headcrabs there, headcrabs everywhere!
Jessie
And a Gonarch, OH! This thing is fuckin' hard! (Use egon!) Oh my fucking god. That shit didn't work! (Try satchels!) Now we're talking! That sure killed it good.
Jessie
(Where to next?) Interloper's next. (I hate that!) It just takes so long. Controllers everywhereeeee... No no no no no no no!
Jessie
Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let's do this. Nihilanth is about to get a beating from me, from meeeee, from MEEEEE!
Jessie
So you think you can zap me and teleport me, aye? I'll throw satchels into your brain and blow you sky high!
Jessie
Ohhh, baby! I just saved the world, baby! But how do I get out, how the hell do I get outta here?
Jessie
Oooh, yeah, oooh yeah...
Jessie
Hello Mister Freeman. Would you like a job?
Jessie
You don't have much choice. I'll be seeing you up aheaaaaad.
Jessie
...Have you seen my coffee cuuuuup?
23 if you include this one.
1. On the first day of TWHLXmas TWHL gave to me: A PERMABAN IN A PEARTREE.
2. On the second day of TWHLXmas TWHL gave to me: TWO DOUBLES POSTS.
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5. On the fifth day of TWHLXmas TWHL gave to me: FIVE GOLDEN RUF!
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Edit
*1. Penguinboy in a pear tree?
*8. Eight Seventh-monkies-a-milking.
*9. Dimbarks drumming?
I'm just a scientist, nobody shoot me.
JeffMOD
He's just a scientist, with a formal study..
Jessie
Send him to Xen to kill that monstrosity!
QUOTED FOR GOLD =PP
CAPTAIN TERROR JOEBAMAMA
URBANEBULLAAAAAAAAA
Also, Happy New Year everyone!
http://twhl.info/journals.php?id=4920
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This will remain a meme in the history of the internet as a whole
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.../___/
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE SUBMIT STATUS REPORTS TOGETHER
IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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0 Back: Jahannam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr listâ˜ï¸ðŸ’¦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANNATHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅
"Do not despair, you will eventually find human contact again!"
A beacon of light, if I might, is what I leave here in my journey to other points of space. But its light slowly perishes. Ye stranger who comes here, put your hands around it and warm it again!
warms the beacon
....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
.....==o;;;;;;;;______.:
.....), ---.((_) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//
WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. See how many times you get this, if you get 13, you're A TRUE HOMIE!
If you care about me, please send it to me. I only need one more to hit 13 and achieve my dream of becoming a TRUE HOMIE 🙏
Ye members, I am very happy to see your return against all this internet death.
Yet, we prevail.
We shall carry the old internet ways with us, for they are more resilient.
Puts hands around the beacon with dwindling light
warms the beacon
....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
.....==o;;;;;;;;______.:
.....), ---.((_) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//
WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. See how many times you get this, if you get 13, you're A TRUE HOMIE!
If you care about me, please send it to me. I only need one more to hit 13 and achieve my dream of becoming a TRUE HOMIE 🙏