Journal #1

Posted 18 years ago2002-07-08 20:00:00 UTC
Hello.

294 Comments

Commented 12 years ago2008-07-19 07:29:39 UTC Comment #32900
Hai
Commented 12 years ago2008-07-23 20:20:57 UTC Comment #33014
Hi
Commented 12 years ago2008-07-31 01:32:53 UTC Comment #32904
So this is how it started. ^^
Commented 12 years ago2008-09-24 20:37:27 UTC Comment #33015
Hi again
Commented 12 years ago2008-09-29 16:23:50 UTC Comment #32895
Obligatory hi.
Also, this is spam D:
Commented 12 years ago2008-10-28 20:18:58 UTC Comment #33016
Not it's not. It's hello.
Commented 12 years ago2008-11-13 00:45:48 UTC Comment #33079
Hello. Owner..
Commented 12 years ago2008-11-14 06:49:38 UTC Comment #33017
Have you noticed I make every second comment in this journal entry?
I am bored, but I guess you have already figured that out.
Commented 12 years ago2008-12-04 22:43:53 UTC Comment #33080
Hello, atom. So this is the first journal post on TWHL... an noone commented on it until 2008?! Wow, I'm almost sortof a part of TWHL history now! And Potatis_invalid needs to post again.
Commented 12 years ago2008-12-14 12:53:34 UTC Comment #33018
Kablam
Commented 12 years ago2008-12-25 02:01:20 UTC Comment #32906
In b4 end
Commented 12 years ago2009-01-12 16:04:09 UTC Comment #33019
No wait!
Commented 12 years ago2009-01-16 19:29:24 UTC Comment #33020
"So this is the first journal post on TWHL... an noone commented on it until 2008?!"
When TWHL was upgraded to version 3 all journal comments were deleted.
Commented 12 years ago2009-01-19 08:57:43 UTC Comment #33081
Ah. that would explain why every older journal has no comments.
Commented 12 years ago2009-03-12 16:22:03 UTC Comment #33021
Yes.
Commented 11 years ago2009-05-06 10:40:37 UTC Comment #33011
I have to say hi to the first journal post entry ! :)
Commented 11 years ago2009-05-18 03:36:36 UTC Comment #33022
Don't expect it to say hi to you, it's dead.
Commented 11 years ago2009-07-16 03:43:17 UTC Comment #33004
What!? How did I miss this?
Commented 11 years ago2009-07-21 13:30:25 UTC Comment #33082
Ha, potatis loses.
Commented 11 years ago2009-07-21 18:14:26 UTC Comment #33023
nooooooooooooooooooooo
Commented 11 years ago2009-10-14 03:46:06 UTC Comment #32908
+1 poast.
Commented 11 years ago2009-10-14 08:31:03 UTC Comment #33024
Commented 11 years ago2009-10-16 12:34:53 UTC Comment #32972
Hello.
Commented 11 years ago2009-10-22 06:17:33 UTC Comment #32909
Do you just hang around the oldest places, potatis?
Commented 11 years ago2009-11-14 21:31:03 UTC Comment #33025
No, I'm everywhere. And nowhere. And in your bedroom.
Commented 11 years ago2009-11-16 04:17:41 UTC Comment #33088
oh hai ther
Commented 11 years ago2010-02-01 05:17:02 UTC Comment #33026
oh hai u liek pankeyx?
Commented 11 years ago2010-03-21 17:57:20 UTC Comment #33027
SOMEONE WRITE SOMETHING!!
Commented 11 years ago2010-04-01 02:44:31 UTC Comment #33012
There, satisfied? This journal will remain popular forever :)
Commented 11 years ago2010-04-01 03:10:26 UTC Comment #33028
Forever.
Commented 11 years ago2010-04-05 16:15:35 UTC Comment #32896
Oh god, this is still going?
Commented 11 years ago2010-04-08 21:17:54 UTC Comment #33029
Yep. And there's more here. And here. And here. And...
Commented 11 years ago2010-04-08 22:00:39 UTC Comment #32907
potato!
Commented 11 years ago2010-04-08 23:33:56 UTC Comment #33030
saw!
Commented 11 years ago2010-04-14 19:58:11 UTC Comment #32897
potato!
Commented 11 years ago2010-04-20 02:19:44 UTC Comment #32910
soup!
Commented 10 years ago2010-04-21 18:45:14 UTC Comment #33031
darkie!
Commented 10 years ago2010-07-25 06:45:20 UTC Comment #32901
What's going on here
Commented 10 years ago2010-07-27 13:12:25 UTC Comment #33125
madcow!
Commented 10 years ago2010-08-01 18:24:43 UTC Comment #33153
What.
Commented 10 years ago2010-08-19 19:52:18 UTC Comment #33032
You broke the world crollo, congratulations. No donuts for you.
Commented 10 years ago2010-08-27 14:19:55 UTC Comment #32973
Crollo, oh you.
Commented 10 years ago2010-08-28 18:13:25 UTC Comment #32911
Do you know who ate my coffee cup?
Commented 10 years ago2010-09-13 05:31:24 UTC Comment #33033
It wasn't me.

... seriously.
Commented 10 years ago2010-09-13 06:16:58 UTC Comment #33002
Oh hai.
Commented 10 years ago2010-09-13 06:24:43 UTC Comment #33034
Hello. There is nothing written in the next 28 journals. Do not comment on them. Good day.
Commented 10 years ago2010-09-13 08:07:05 UTC Comment #33003
My turn to post.
Commented 10 years ago2010-09-13 10:02:14 UTC Comment #33035
And now it's my turn to post. And now. And now. And now.
Commented 10 years ago2010-09-13 17:14:16 UTC Comment #32912
What have I done...
Commented 10 years ago2010-09-13 20:53:22 UTC Comment #32974
50 GET
>implying this is 4chan
Commented 10 years ago2010-09-14 16:23:20 UTC Comment #33036
Hello #1.
Commented 10 years ago2010-11-04 03:26:54 UTC Comment #32975
'This journal will remain popular forever'
Nope
Commented 10 years ago2010-11-04 16:25:49 UTC Comment #33037
LIES
Commented 10 years ago2010-11-17 03:33:28 UTC Comment #32976
AARDVARKS
Commented 10 years ago2010-11-18 12:33:56 UTC Comment #33038
This will never die.
Commented 10 years ago2010-11-21 12:00:57 UTC Comment #32977
Remember all of those pictures that used to be under the onliners section? Affiliates? I wonder what happened to all of those, now there's only one.
Commented 10 years ago2010-12-01 02:05:39 UTC Comment #32913
Penguinboy sabotaged them.
Commented 10 years ago2010-12-12 21:17:53 UTC Comment #33154
They didn't like the hosting plan so they got kicked off.
Commented 10 years ago2010-12-13 03:15:18 UTC Comment #33039
You know what's scary? Cornflakes with blood. They call it "bloodflakes".
Commented 10 years ago2010-12-13 03:40:27 UTC Comment #33155
Bloody rakes with legs won't stop haking my baked Shake of flakes!
Commented 10 years ago2011-01-03 16:52:02 UTC Comment #33040
Happy old year!
Commented 10 years ago2011-01-04 09:45:51 UTC Comment #32914
Kevin '11.
Commented 10 years ago2011-01-04 13:00:07 UTC Comment #33041
Who's Kevin?
Commented 10 years ago2011-01-05 00:14:45 UTC Comment #32915
Kevin Rudd. Silly not-Australians.
Commented 10 years ago2011-01-05 03:12:38 UTC Comment #33042
At least we don't fall upwards.
Commented 10 years ago2011-01-05 09:05:20 UTC Comment #32916
We eat upwards for breakfast.
Commented 10 years ago2011-01-24 18:25:11 UTC Comment #32902
Penis?
Commented 10 years ago2011-01-28 06:54:19 UTC Comment #32917
No thanks, I've already got one.
Commented 10 years ago2011-01-30 15:56:45 UTC Comment #33043
Bird is the word
Commented 10 years ago2011-01-30 18:19:26 UTC Comment #32918
That liar! He told me it was pelican!
Commented 10 years ago2011-02-07 23:56:28 UTC Comment #33084
toucan sam says hello.
Commented 10 years ago2011-02-09 08:40:15 UTC Comment #33044
Welcome to our secret base. What's the password?
Commented 10 years ago2011-02-11 09:23:30 UTC Comment #32919
Is it... beer?
Commented 10 years ago2011-02-11 09:24:16 UTC Comment #33126
Hey! Catch me later, I'll buy you a beer!
Commented 10 years ago2011-02-11 19:54:08 UTC Comment #33045
WRONG! It's "bird".
Commented 10 years ago2011-02-13 08:11:54 UTC Comment #32920
Oh, okay. Can I try again?
Commented 10 years ago2011-02-13 13:47:36 UTC Comment #33046
If you say "please".
Commented 10 years ago2011-02-13 20:08:39 UTC Comment #33085
hello, please.
Commented 10 years ago2011-02-14 06:53:45 UTC Comment #32921
Please? Ok, is the password bird?
Commented 10 years ago2011-02-14 08:14:28 UTC Comment #33047
Yes. You may enter. Try not to step on the white floor tiles and don't irritate the laser-armed dolphins.
Commented 10 years ago2011-02-15 18:53:50 UTC Comment #32922
But... all the tiles are white.
Commented 10 years ago2011-02-22 00:56:49 UTC Comment #33048
Shhh... I think Ant is near.
Commented 10 years ago2011-03-01 21:54:49 UTC Comment #33156
Let's get this to 100!
Commented 10 years ago2011-03-02 17:15:46 UTC Comment #33049
Let's do it!
Commented 10 years ago2011-03-03 18:29:59 UTC Comment #33127
in the butt
Commented 10 years ago2011-03-03 19:03:22 UTC Comment #33050
of a Hutt
Commented 10 years ago2011-03-08 18:49:22 UTC Comment #33128
Jabba?
Commented 10 years ago2011-03-08 18:57:53 UTC Comment #33051
If you want to.
Commented 10 years ago2011-03-09 18:27:30 UTC Comment #33089
Chickenbutt, put it in a cup, go around the corner and lick it up!
Commented 10 years ago2011-03-11 20:53:37 UTC Comment #33129
.....___________________, ,
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.....==o;;;;;;;;______.:
.....), ---.((_) /
....// (..) ), ----"
.../___/
../___/
./___/

WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. See how many times you get this, if you get 13, you're A TRUE HOMIE!
Commented 10 years ago2011-03-15 17:45:08 UTC Comment #32923
I got 13 about three, nearly four years ago.
Commented 10 years ago2011-03-18 19:44:05 UTC Comment #33090
.....___________________, ,
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.....==o;;;;;;;;______.:
.....), ---.((_) /
....// (..) ), ----"
.../___/
../___/
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. See how many times you get this, if you get 13, you're A TRUE HOMIE!
.....___________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
.....==o;;;;;;;;______.:
.....), ---.((_) /
....// (..) ), ----"
.../___/
../___/
./___/

WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. See how many times you get this, if you get 13, you're A TRUE HOMIE!
Commented 10 years ago2011-03-19 20:28:45 UTC Comment #33052
So, new domain... Good bye, twhl.co.za. Hello, twhl.info.

BTW, take a look at this:

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.../___/
../___/
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. See how many times you get this, if you get 13, you're A TRUE HOMIE!
Commented 10 years ago2011-03-24 11:29:22 UTC Comment #32924
Who let Dimbark in here? He'll all too-young the place up.
Commented 10 years ago2011-03-25 18:45:51 UTC Comment #33130
Yeah, I think we should clean this place up.
Commented 10 years ago2011-04-02 02:13:24 UTC Comment #33053
Nein.
Commented 10 years ago2011-04-11 01:01:55 UTC Comment #33091
How many chucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Commented 10 years ago2011-04-11 01:27:35 UTC Comment #33054
As many as Chuck Norris allows.
Commented 10 years ago2011-04-14 10:04:22 UTC Comment #33131
Windows 98
Commented 10 years ago2011-04-15 15:38:32 UTC Comment #33055
Kommentar #100!
Commented 9 years ago2011-05-13 09:09:53 UTC Comment #33013
101 things about mapping- we should release a book, author? TWHL!

Hi.. sorry I'm.. almost 9 years late :D.
Thanks for creating the most amazing community on the internet!
Commented 9 years ago2011-05-18 18:39:41 UTC Comment #33056
102!
Commented 9 years ago2011-05-24 07:02:14 UTC Comment #32925
Uno cero tres!
Commented 9 years ago2011-05-24 09:16:57 UTC Comment #33057
Hundrafyra! Ett noll fyra!
Commented 9 years ago2011-05-25 11:10:56 UTC Comment #32926
Un centinaio e cinque!
Commented 9 years ago2011-05-26 22:23:25 UTC Comment #33058
Einhundertsechs!
Commented 9 years ago2011-06-02 11:26:46 UTC Comment #32927
Honderd en zeven!
Commented 9 years ago2011-06-02 21:41:32 UTC Comment #33059
Hundredeotte!
Commented 9 years ago2011-06-06 11:36:46 UTC Comment #32928
Stotinu i devet!
Commented 9 years ago2011-06-10 11:13:56 UTC Comment #33060
0x6E
Commented 9 years ago2011-06-12 10:17:13 UTC Comment #32929
CXI!
Commented 9 years ago2011-06-14 06:53:06 UTC Comment #33061
1110000
Commented 9 years ago2011-06-19 09:49:40 UTC Comment #32930
IIE!
Commented 9 years ago2011-06-21 13:45:49 UTC Comment #33062
IIA!
Commented 9 years ago2011-06-29 22:56:25 UTC Comment #32978
If it weren't for these journals, I would have been left wondering who the hell this 'Scotch' guy is, and why he seems so familiar. Thanks journals!
Commented 9 years ago2011-07-03 11:15:23 UTC Comment #33063
TJB has returned to the holy grounds!
Commented 9 years ago2011-07-03 14:28:06 UTC Comment #32931
How could you not realise? Prehaps I should ramp up my rambunctious style to new heights!
Commented 9 years ago2011-07-04 02:08:28 UTC Comment #32979
As a guess, I would have said Tuna. Only because him and Archie seem to have some kind of friendship, and Scotch and Archie go together well.

Also, yes I have. And now it is time to rise up and conquer the infidels!
Commented 9 years ago2011-07-04 16:35:25 UTC Comment #33064
Commented 9 years ago2011-07-06 10:40:23 UTC Comment #32932
Good, you've started recruiting. We'll get there soon!

Also, we should totally get everyone back into this. But maybe a new one.
Commented 9 years ago2011-07-30 10:12:27 UTC Comment #32980
I remember that. And also the lines. :P
Commented 9 years ago2011-07-30 14:05:53 UTC Comment #33065
While you were away, my Angels killed your Peasants.
Commented 9 years ago2011-08-06 17:04:15 UTC Comment #33092
You know, we could get into newer things. How about we pester somebody about their grammar?
Commented 9 years ago2011-08-09 20:45:12 UTC Comment #32981
Anyone remember Simehong2000? He was more entertaining than Psilous.
Commented 9 years ago2011-08-11 00:57:31 UTC Comment #33093
Toast rhymes with boast and boast rhymes with most.
Commented 9 years ago2011-09-04 21:14:10 UTC Comment #32933
Ein-hundert-sechs-und-zweizig!
Commented 9 years ago2011-09-05 07:36:56 UTC Comment #33066
I wonder if Kevin Bacon likes the art of Augustus Egg.
Commented 9 years ago2011-09-05 11:08:35 UTC Comment #32982
In six days it will be the tenth anniversary of the 9/11 attacks. It doesn't seem that long ago. :

Also, CLEANUP IS NO LONGER EFFECTIVE.
Commented 9 years ago2011-09-05 21:31:44 UTC Comment #32898
This journal is longer than Rim's.
Commented 9 years ago2011-09-06 01:15:53 UTC Comment #33067
Let's keep that a secret.
Commented 9 years ago2011-09-06 09:45:44 UTC Comment #33132
No, we must tell them what we have done!
Commented 9 years ago2011-09-08 02:26:00 UTC Comment #33086
There's nothing to see here people. Move along.
Commented 9 years ago2011-09-08 13:45:09 UTC Comment #33068
Jumanji!
Commented 9 years ago2011-09-09 14:21:59 UTC Comment #33133
nfs sucked since undergro oh wait wrong journal.
Commented 9 years ago2011-10-01 05:36:32 UTC Comment #32934
This meeting of the secret overlords of TWHL is now in progress. As this is the first meeting, we shall not read the minutes, so let us move straight on to business. I propose a minor motion wherein we insist that Crollo is really the same age as Dimbark, and is, in fact, his girlfriend. Aye or nay?
Commented 9 years ago2011-10-02 04:50:33 UTC Comment #33069
Aye!
Commented 9 years ago2011-10-18 00:15:36 UTC Comment #33094
Nay.
Commented 9 years ago2011-10-22 12:05:21 UTC Comment #32935
The house hears "Aye"! Any motions you wish to propose, Potatis?
Commented 9 years ago2011-10-27 19:05:01 UTC Comment #33095
Objection! I believe it is stated in the Document of TWHL that POTATOES CANNNOT PROPOSE MOTIONS!

And you dumbasses should know I don't have a girlfriend.
Commented 9 years ago2011-11-02 13:07:12 UTC Comment #32936
Overruled! There's no such document.

Yes you do. It's Crollo.
Commented 9 years ago2011-11-13 08:29:17 UTC Comment #33070
Crollo it is.
Commented 9 years ago2011-11-22 22:56:32 UTC Comment #33096
I would like to propose a motion.

I think we should bring back people to the art of being TRUE HOMIES to increase the rates of freedom. Aye or Nay?
.....___________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
.....==o;;;;;;;;______.:
.....), ---.((_) /
....// (..) ), ----"
.../___/
../___/
./___/

WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. See how many times you get this, if you get 13, you're A TRUE HOMIE!
Commented 9 years ago2011-12-18 17:27:24 UTC Comment #32983
Nay. You is not a homie mang. That's not even a real gat.

Awful attempt at street slang there
Commented 9 years ago2012-01-19 12:06:25 UTC Comment #32937
I find it truly amazing that nearly 300,000 people have watched 2 seconds of someone touching a wall with an apple.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=007VM8NZxkI&feature=relmfu
Commented 9 years ago2012-01-27 11:46:39 UTC Comment #33134
Dude, that's fucking impossible to do, don't diss his work. It takes extreme talent to be able to touch a wall with an apple.
Commented 9 years ago2012-02-02 14:23:47 UTC Comment #32938
If it takes extreme tanelt to do it, that means it isn't impossible. HAH! GOT YOU! Now give me my M&Ms back.
Commented 9 years ago2012-02-05 18:28:15 UTC Comment #33097
User posted image
Hi.
Commented 9 years ago2012-02-24 00:25:58 UTC Comment #33135
hai
Commented 9 years ago2012-02-24 00:26:04 UTC Comment #33136
hai
Commented 9 years ago2012-02-24 01:23:53 UTC Comment #33098
Double-poster!
Commented 9 years ago2012-02-24 01:23:53 UTC Comment #33099
Double-poster!
Commented 9 years ago2012-02-24 01:24:08 UTC Comment #33100
Double-poster!
Commented 9 years ago2012-02-24 15:02:14 UTC Comment #32984
Triple poster!
Commented 9 years ago2012-02-24 15:02:58 UTC Comment #32985
What, you thought I was going to double or triple post in order to make some hypocritical humour? I'm ashamed you think so little of me.
Commented 9 years ago2012-02-24 15:03:15 UTC Comment #32986
Wait, I didn't mean to do that...
Commented 9 years ago2012-02-24 15:03:33 UTC Comment #32987
Goddamnit!
Commented 9 years ago2012-02-27 20:45:11 UTC Comment #33101
Oops, I accidentally the entire journal.
User posted image
Commented 8 years ago2012-05-01 10:22:39 UTC Comment #33137
Kommentar #160!
Commented 8 years ago2012-05-07 23:04:15 UTC Comment #32903
Oh you guys..
Commented 8 years ago2012-06-02 01:43:26 UTC Comment #33102
Alright, this place is deader than a stabbed hill-goat.

Everybody, we have a mission...
Commented 8 years ago2012-06-19 19:27:14 UTC Comment #32939
Get rid of Dimbark?
Commented 8 years ago2012-06-21 16:15:19 UTC Comment #33138
Let's execute that plan.
Commented 8 years ago2012-07-08 21:02:46 UTC Comment #33103
You... want to execute me!?

It'll take a lot more than peanut butter and a mailing label to get rid of me!
Commented 8 years ago2012-07-16 22:23:24 UTC Comment #32940
I take this challenge.
Commented 8 years ago2012-10-19 20:03:52 UTC Comment #32988
Dimbark's post was exactly 10 years, 1 hour and 2 minutes after the first ever TWHL journal was posted.

:o
Commented 8 years ago2012-11-02 13:20:05 UTC Comment #32989
This journal number is the smallest grid size in Hammer.
Commented 8 years ago2012-11-06 09:55:52 UTC Comment #32941
Not if you're a WIZARD!
Commented 8 years ago2012-11-12 23:27:09 UTC Comment #33104
IMA WZERD SCTH. WN C MI WZERD PWR?
Commented 8 years ago2012-11-20 12:31:28 UTC Comment #32942
Ew. No.
Commented 8 years ago2012-12-21 07:24:55 UTC Comment #32899
I almost forgot.
Almost.
Commented 8 years ago2012-12-25 15:43:59 UTC Comment #32943
We love you, Soup Miner. You've been here from the start <3
Commented 8 years ago2012-12-30 23:20:39 UTC Comment #33105
Hey, I was here before the start.

I'm secretly the person who owns and made the website; all the other previous 'owners' were just ploys.
Commented 8 years ago2013-02-24 22:25:50 UTC Comment #33160
Wtf actually happened to atom?!

And do I become a part of history now to? Well do I?!
Commented 8 years ago2013-03-08 12:07:54 UTC Comment #32944
He passed over the reigns to others. It wasn't actually that long ago that Pengy and co actually took full control of the site (after getting back in touch with the long since retired atom).

And sure. You can be in history. Dimbark can't. He annoyed too many people.
Commented 8 years ago2013-03-17 05:27:48 UTC Comment #33072
You guys must have 0 life posting comments to a journal this old.
Commented 8 years ago2013-04-01 07:23:42 UTC Comment #32945
I still have quite a lot of HP, actually.
Commented 8 years ago2013-04-04 12:06:50 UTC Comment #33073
Damn lowlifes.
Commented 7 years ago2013-05-30 10:22:36 UTC Comment #33139
Right right.
Commented 7 years ago2013-05-31 23:13:04 UTC Comment #32946
What's silver, has windows, and is rolling all the way down.... Shit, I've gotta save my car!
Commented 7 years ago2013-06-01 13:59:30 UTC Comment #33140
You'll never catch me!
Commented 7 years ago2013-06-03 00:32:09 UTC Comment #32947
... You're my car?... That explains all these weird emotions I have for it!
Commented 7 years ago2013-06-03 01:20:02 UTC Comment #33141
<3 My muffler is waiting.
Commented 7 years ago2013-06-11 23:07:39 UTC Comment #33106
If a man is a miserable little pile of secrets, then what is a woman?
Commented 7 years ago2013-06-12 20:24:32 UTC Comment #33074
:)
Commented 7 years ago2013-06-18 19:07:24 UTC Comment #33107
Whelp, TWHL is dead. Admit it, guys.
Commented 7 years ago2013-07-01 15:23:19 UTC Comment #33142
DEAD
Commented 7 years ago2013-07-04 02:29:30 UTC Comment #33108
DEAD
Commented 7 years ago2013-08-04 23:26:45 UTC Comment #33109
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=1">atom</a></strong></span>
		<span class="date">9th July 2002, 04:00 AM</span>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=1417">Madcow</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">19th July 2008, 15:29 PM</span>
		<div class="text">Hai</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">24th July 2008, 04:20 AM</span>
		<div class="text">Hi</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=2236">Daubster</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">31st July 2008, 09:32 AM</span>
		<div class="text">So this is how it started. ^^</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">25th September 2008, 04:37 AM</span>
		<div class="text">Hi again</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=466">Soup Miner</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">30th September 2008, 00:23 AM</span>
		<div class="text">Obligatory hi.
<br />
Also, this is spam D:</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">29th October 2008, 04:18 AM</span>
		<div class="text">Not it's not. It's hello.</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5162">HLGenius</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">13th November 2008, 07:45 AM</span>
		<div class="text">Hello. Owner..</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">14th November 2008, 13:49 PM</span>
		<div class="text">Have you noticed I make every second comment in this journal entry?
<br />
I am bored, but I guess you have already figured that out.</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5444">JeffMOD</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">5th December 2008, 05:43 AM</span>
		<div class="text">Hello, atom. So this is the first journal post on TWHL... an noone commented on it until 2008?! Wow, I'm almost sortof a part of TWHL history now! And Potatis_invalid needs to post again.</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">14th December 2008, 19:53 PM</span>
		<div class="text">Kablam</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=2434">38_98</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">25th December 2008, 09:01 AM</span>
		<div class="text">In b4 end</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">12th January 2009, 23:04 PM</span>
		<div class="text">No wait!</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">17th January 2009, 02:29 AM</span>
		<div class="text">&quot;So this is the first journal post on TWHL... an noone commented on it until 2008?!&quot;
<br />
When TWHL was upgraded to version 3 all journal comments were deleted.</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5444">JeffMOD</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">19th January 2009, 15:57 PM</span>
		<div class="text">Ah. that would explain why every older journal has no comments.</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">13th March 2009, 00:22 AM</span>
		<div class="text">Yes.</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=4979">The_(c)Striker</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">6th May 2009, 18:40 PM</span>
		<div class="text">I have to say hi to the first journal post entry ! :)</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">18th May 2009, 11:36 AM</span>
		<div class="text">Don't expect it to say hi to you, it's dead.</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=4952">ATDestroy</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">16th July 2009, 11:43 AM</span>
		<div class="text">What!? How did I miss this?</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5444">JeffMOD</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">21st July 2009, 21:30 PM</span>
		<div class="text">Ha, potatis loses.</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">22nd July 2009, 02:14 AM</span>
		<div class="text">nooooooooooooooooooooo</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=3643">Scotch</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">14th October 2009, 11:46 AM</span>
		<div class="text">+1 poast.</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">14th October 2009, 16:31 PM</span>
		<div class="text"><a href="http://youtube.com/?v=Yu_moia-oVI">+1 Rickroll</a></div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=3920">TJB</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">16th October 2009, 20:34 PM</span>
		<div class="text">Hello.</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=3643">Scotch</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">22nd October 2009, 14:17 PM</span>
		<div class="text">Do you just hang around the oldest places, potatis?</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">15th November 2009, 04:31 AM</span>
		<div class="text">No, I'm everywhere. And nowhere. And in your bedroom.</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5701">brendanmint</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">16th November 2009, 11:17 AM</span>
		<div class="text">oh hai ther</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">1st February 2010, 12:17 PM</span>
		<div class="text">oh hai u liek pankeyx?</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">22nd March 2010, 01:57 AM</span>
		<div class="text">SOMEONE WRITE SOMETHING!!</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=4979">The_(c)Striker</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">1st April 2010, 10:44 AM</span>
		<div class="text">There, satisfied? This journal will remain popular forever :)</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">1st April 2010, 11:10 AM</span>
		<div class="text">Forever.</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=466">Soup Miner</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">6th April 2010, 00:15 AM</span>
		<div class="text">Oh god, this is still going?</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">9th April 2010, 05:17 AM</span>
		<div class="text">Yep. And there's more <a href="http://twhl.co.za/journals.php?id=2">here</a>. And <a href="http://twhl.co.za/journals.php?id=3">here</a>. And <a href="http://twhl.co.za/journals.php?id=4">here</a>. And...</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=3508">saw1833</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">9th April 2010, 06:00 AM</span>
		<div class="text">potato!</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">9th April 2010, 07:33 AM</span>
		<div class="text">saw!</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=466">Soup Miner</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">15th April 2010, 03:58 AM</span>
		<div class="text">potato!</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=3643">Scotch</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">20th April 2010, 10:19 AM</span>
		<div class="text">soup!</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">22nd April 2010, 02:45 AM</span>
		<div class="text">darkie!</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=1417">Madcow</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">25th July 2010, 14:45 PM</span>
		<div class="text">What's going on here</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5825">Suture</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">27th July 2010, 21:12 PM</span>
		<div class="text">madcow!</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5935">Elliot Lucak</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">2nd August 2010, 02:24 AM</span>
		<div class="text">What.</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">20th August 2010, 03:52 AM</span>
		<div class="text">You broke the world crollo, congratulations. No donuts for you.</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=3920">TJB</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">27th August 2010, 22:19 PM</span>
		<div class="text">Crollo, oh you.</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=3643">Scotch</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">29th August 2010, 02:13 AM</span>
		<div class="text">Do you know who ate my coffee cup?</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">13th September 2010, 13:31 PM</span>
		<div class="text">It wasn't me.<br />
<br />
... seriously.</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=4362">Skals</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">13th September 2010, 14:16 PM</span>
		<div class="text">Oh hai.</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">13th September 2010, 14:24 PM</span>
		<div class="text">Hello. There is nothing written in the next 28 journals. Do not comment on them. Good day.</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/4903_small.jpg" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=4903">Moaby</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">13th September 2010, 16:07 PM</span>
		<div class="text">My turn to post.</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/5033_small.png" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">13th September 2010, 18:02 PM</span>
		<div class="text">And now it's my turn to post. And now. And now. And now.</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/3643_small.jpg" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=3643">Scotch</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">14th September 2010, 01:14 AM</span>
		<div class="text">What have I done...</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=3920">TJB</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">14th September 2010, 04:53 AM</span>
		<div class="text">50 GET
<br />
&gt;implying this is 4chan</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">15th September 2010, 00:23 AM</span>
		<div class="text">Hello #1.</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/3920_small.png" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=3920">TJB</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">4th November 2010, 11:26 AM</span>
		<div class="text">'This journal will remain popular forever'
<br />
Nope</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">5th November 2010, 00:25 AM</span>
		<div class="text">LIES</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=3920">TJB</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">17th November 2010, 10:33 AM</span>
		<div class="text">AARDVARKS</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">18th November 2010, 19:33 PM</span>
		<div class="text">This will never die.</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/3920_small.png" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=3920">TJB</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">21st November 2010, 19:00 PM</span>
		<div class="text">Remember all of those pictures that used to be under the onliners section? Affiliates? I wonder what happened to all of those, now there's only one.</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/3643_small.jpg" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=3643">Scotch</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">1st December 2010, 09:05 AM</span>
		<div class="text">Penguinboy sabotaged them.</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="gfx/avatars/001.gif" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5935">Elliot Lucak</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">13th December 2010, 04:17 AM</span>
		<div class="text">They didn't like the hosting plan so they got kicked off.</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/5033_small.png" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">13th December 2010, 10:15 AM</span>
		<div class="text">You know what's scary? Cornflakes with blood. They call it &quot;bloodflakes&quot;.</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="gfx/avatars/001.gif" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5935">Elliot Lucak</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">13th December 2010, 10:40 AM</span>
		<div class="text">Bloody rakes with legs won't stop haking my baked Shake of flakes!</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/5033_small.png" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">3rd January 2011, 23:52 PM</span>
		<div class="text">Happy old year!</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=3643">Scotch</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">4th January 2011, 16:45 PM</span>
		<div class="text">Kevin '11.</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">4th January 2011, 20:00 PM</span>
		<div class="text">Who's Kevin?</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/3643_small.jpg" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=3643">Scotch</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">5th January 2011, 07:14 AM</span>
		<div class="text">Kevin Rudd. Silly not-Australians.</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/5033_small.png" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">5th January 2011, 10:12 AM</span>
		<div class="text">At least we don't fall upwards.</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/3643_small.jpg" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=3643">Scotch</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">5th January 2011, 16:05 PM</span>
		<div class="text">We eat upwards for breakfast.</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=1417">Madcow</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">25th January 2011, 01:25 AM</span>
		<div class="text">Penis?</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/3643_small.jpg" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=3643">Scotch</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">28th January 2011, 13:54 PM</span>
		<div class="text">No thanks, I've already got one.</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">30th January 2011, 22:56 PM</span>
		<div class="text">Bird is the word</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=3643">Scotch</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">31st January 2011, 01:19 AM</span>
		<div class="text">That liar! He told me it was pelican!</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/5623_small.png" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5623">2muchvideogames</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">8th February 2011, 06:56 AM</span>
		<div class="text">toucan sam says hello.</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/5033_small.png" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">9th February 2011, 15:40 PM</span>
		<div class="text">Welcome to our secret base. What's the password?</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/3643_small.jpg" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=3643">Scotch</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">11th February 2011, 16:23 PM</span>
		<div class="text">Is it... beer?</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5825">Suture</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">11th February 2011, 16:24 PM</span>
		<div class="text">Hey! Catch me later, I'll buy you a beer!</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">12th February 2011, 02:54 AM</span>
		<div class="text">WRONG! It's &quot;bird&quot;.</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/3643_small.jpg" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=3643">Scotch</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">13th February 2011, 15:11 PM</span>
		<div class="text">Oh, okay. Can I try again?</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/5033_small.png" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">13th February 2011, 20:47 PM</span>
		<div class="text">If you say &quot;please&quot;.</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/5623_small.png" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5623">2muchvideogames</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">14th February 2011, 03:08 AM</span>
		<div class="text">hello, please.</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/3643_small.jpg" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=3643">Scotch</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">14th February 2011, 13:53 PM</span>
		<div class="text">Please? Ok, is the password bird?</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/5033_small.png" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">14th February 2011, 15:14 PM</span>
		<div class="text">Yes. You may enter. Try not to step on the white floor tiles and don't irritate the laser-armed dolphins.</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/3643_small.jpg" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=3643">Scotch</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">16th February 2011, 01:53 AM</span>
		<div class="text">But... all the tiles are white.</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/5033_small.png" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">22nd February 2011, 07:56 AM</span>
		<div class="text">Shhh... I think Ant is near.</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="gfx/avatars/001.gif" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5935">Elliot Lucak</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">2nd March 2011, 04:54 AM</span>
		<div class="text">Let's get this to 100!</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/5033_small.png" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">3rd March 2011, 00:15 AM</span>
		<div class="text">Let's do it!</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5825">Suture</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">4th March 2011, 01:29 AM</span>
		<div class="text">in the butt</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">4th March 2011, 02:03 AM</span>
		<div class="text">of a Hutt</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5825">Suture</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">9th March 2011, 01:49 AM</span>
		<div class="text">Jabba?</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/5033_small.png" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">9th March 2011, 01:57 AM</span>
		<div class="text">If you want to.</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5749">Dimbark</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">10th March 2011, 01:27 AM</span>
		<div class="text">Chickenbutt, put it in a cup, go around the corner and lick it up!</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5825">Suture</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">12th March 2011, 03:53 AM</span>
		<div class="text">_.....____________________, ,
<br />
....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
<br />
.....==o;;;;;;;;______.:
<br />
.....), ---.((_) /
<br />
....// (..) ), ----&quot;
<br />
.../___/
<br />
../___/
<br />
.//___//<br />
<br />
WE TRUE HOMIES
<br />
WE RIDE TOGETHER
<br />
WE DIE TOGETHER
<br />
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. See how many times you get this, if you get 13, you're A TRUE HOMIE!</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=3643">Scotch</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">16th March 2011, 01:45 AM</span>
		<div class="text">I got 13 about three, nearly four years ago.</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/5749_small.png" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5749">Dimbark</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">19th March 2011, 03:44 AM</span>
		<div class="text">_.....____________________, ,
<br />
....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
<br />
.....==o;;;;;;;;______.:
<br />
.....), ---.((_) /
<br />
....// (..) ), ----&quot;
<br />
.../___/
<br />
../___/
<br />
.//___//<br />
<br />
WE TRUE HOMIES
<br />
WE RIDE TOGETHER
<br />
WE DIE TOGETHER
<br />
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. See how many times you get this, if you get 13, you're A TRUE HOMIE!
<br />
.....___________________, ,
<br />
....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
<br />
.....==o;;;;;;;;______.:
<br />
.....), ---.((_) /
<br />
....// (..) ), ----&quot;
<br />
.../___/
<br />
../___/
<br />
.//___//<br />
<br />
WE TRUE HOMIES
<br />
WE RIDE TOGETHER
<br />
WE DIE TOGETHER
<br />
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. See how many times you get this, if you get 13, you're A TRUE HOMIE!</div>
	</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/5033_small.png" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">20th March 2011, 04:28 AM</span>
		<div class="text">So, new domain... Good bye, twhl.co.za. Hello, twhl.info.<br />
<br />
BTW, take a look at this:<br />
<br />
.....___________________, ,
<br />
....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
<br />
.....==o;;;;;;;;______.:
<br />
.....), ---.((_) /
<br />
....// (..) ), ----&quot;
<br />
.../___/
<br />
../___/
<br />
.//___//<br />
<br />
WE TRUE HOMIES
<br />
WE RIDE TOGETHER
<br />
WE DIE TOGETHER
<br />
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. See how many times you get this, if you get 13, you're A TRUE HOMIE!</div>
	</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/3643_small.jpg" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=3643">Scotch</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">24th March 2011, 19:29 PM</span>
		<div class="text">Who let Dimbark in here? He'll all too-young the place up.</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/5825_small.png" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5825">Suture</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">26th March 2011, 02:45 AM</span>
		<div class="text">Yeah, I think we should clean this place up.</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">2nd April 2011, 10:13 AM</span>
		<div class="text">Nein.</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/5749_small.png" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5749">Dimbark</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">11th April 2011, 09:01 AM</span>
		<div class="text">How many chucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?</div>
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		<span class="avatar"><img src="avatars/5033_small.png" alt="avatar" /></span>
		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">11th April 2011, 09:27 AM</span>
		<div class="text">As many as Chuck Norris allows.</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5825">Suture</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">14th April 2011, 18:04 PM</span>
		<div class="text">Windows 98</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">15th April 2011, 23:38 PM</span>
		<div class="text">Kommentar #100!</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=4979">The_(c)Striker</a> says:</strong></span>
		<span class="date">13th May 2011, 17:09 PM</span>
		<div class="text">101 things about mapping- we should release a book, author? TWHL!<br />
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Hi.. sorry I'm.. almost 9 years late :D.
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Thanks for creating the most amazing community on the internet!</div>
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		<span class="name"><strong><a href="user.php?id=5033">potatis_invalid</a> says:</strong></span>
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Commented 7 years ago2013-08-20 16:19:36 UTC Comment #33143
DEAD
Commented 7 years ago2013-09-01 01:36:24 UTC Comment #33110
DEAD
Commented 7 years ago2013-09-02 09:10:01 UTC Comment #32948
STILL ALIVE
Commented 7 years ago2013-09-04 21:40:47 UTC Comment #33144
DEAD
Commented 7 years ago2013-09-05 12:34:44 UTC Comment #32949
Did you even check its pulse?
Commented 7 years ago2013-09-10 09:11:24 UTC Comment #33145
Don't worry, I am a doctor.
Commented 7 years ago2013-10-07 11:42:33 UTC Comment #32950
My god, what are you doing?!
Commented 7 years ago2013-10-20 13:44:56 UTC Comment #33111
DEAD
Commented 7 years ago2014-03-13 12:53:03 UTC Comment #33146
Commented 7 years ago2014-03-20 07:51:10 UTC Comment #32990
User posted image
200th comment, oh baby!
Commented 7 years ago2014-04-18 09:22:59 UTC Comment #32951
Sprechen du talk?
Commented 6 years ago2014-05-04 15:48:32 UTC Comment #32991
Nein
Commented 6 years ago2014-05-06 08:02:00 UTC Comment #32952
Commented 6 years ago2014-05-22 13:28:57 UTC Comment #33112
So I've been secretly posting in this for the past 3 years. Man, I've grown through this page.
Commented 6 years ago2014-05-22 18:53:54 UTC Comment #32992
What's with all the old journal posts that have happened today?
Commented 6 years ago2014-05-23 14:26:22 UTC Comment #33113
It's a form of expression, TJB. The sooner you understand our thoughts and feelings, the better.
Commented 6 years ago2014-06-09 15:13:01 UTC Comment #33161
This journal is so old now. I needed 3 mins just to scroll down :D
Commented 6 years ago2014-06-16 15:09:39 UTC Comment #32953
People's curiosity lead them searching for this place instinctively. It is sacred.
Commented 6 years ago2014-06-16 17:27:24 UTC Comment #33147
This journal should be renamed to "The growth and the shaping of Dimbark".
Commented 6 years ago2014-06-19 15:59:54 UTC Comment #32954
The spamming started nearly five years before he showed up.
Commented 6 years ago2014-07-18 01:26:40 UTC Comment #33114
If I ever need a place to look and be thoroughly embarrassed by my actions, it's likely here.
Commented 6 years ago2014-07-25 13:57:41 UTC Comment #32955
Another option is the mirror.

BOOM HIGHFIVE ME BROTATO
Commented 6 years ago2014-07-26 19:26:40 UTC Comment #32993
*High fives Scotch Jessie*
Commented 6 years ago2014-07-30 21:59:52 UTC Comment #33075
High fives Darkie
Commented 6 years ago2014-08-27 02:02:01 UTC Comment #32956

(

Anyway, recorded for prosperity!:

Captain Terror
Is this the Half-Life, is this just fantasy?

Jessie
Caught in a resonance cascade scenario, no escape from the Black Mesa facility.

Jessie
Open your eyes, look up to the skybox and seeeee

Captain Terror
I just a poor particle physicist, I need no sympathy,

Jessie
Because I have a crowbar, HEV suit, lots of neat guns that I can shoot. Any way the scientists die, doesn't really matter to meeeee... to me.

Jessie
Momma... just killed a 'crab... tried to jump onto my head, swung my crowbar, now it's dead...

Captain Terror
Momma, my job at Black Mesa has just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it alllll awaaaaay!

Dimbark
Momma, oooooh, didn't mean for everyone to die...

Jessie
If I'm not back from the surface this time tomorrow, carry on, carry on...

Captain Terror
Because G-Man doesn't matterrrrr!

Captain Terror
It's too late, my tram has come.

Jessie
I'm trav'lin' on a rail, HECU hot on my tail. Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go. Gotta get to the Lambda Complex and save the world.

Captain Terror
Lambdaaaaa, oooooh!

Captain Terror
(anyway the Xen goes)

Captain Terror
I don't wanna die! Sometimes wish I never pushed the sample into the test chamber at alllll!

Jessie
I see a military radio up there. "Do you copy? Do you copy? Forget about Freeman!"

Tetsu0
Laser beams of green things, teleporting aliens. OH!

Jessie
ALIEN GRUNTS, alien grunts, ALIEN GRUNTS, alien grunts, alien grunts everywhere, and vortigau-au-au-au-aunts!

Urby
I'm just a scientist, nobody shoot me.

JeffMOD
He's just a scientist, with a formal study,

Jessie
Send him to Xen to kill that monstrosity!

Jessie
Headcrabs here, headcrabs there, headcrabs everywhere!

Jessie
And a Gonarch, OH! This thing is fuckin' hard! (Use egon!) Oh my fucking god. That shit didn't work! (Try satchels!) Now we're talking! That sure killed it good.

Jessie
(Where to next?) Interloper's next. (I hate that!) It just takes so long. Controllers everywhereeeee... No no no no no no no!

Jessie
Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let's do this. Nihilanth is about to get a beating from me, from meeeee, from MEEEEE!

Jessie
So you think you can zap me and teleport me, aye? I'll throw satchels into your brain and blow you sky high!

Jessie
Ohhh, baby! I just saved the world, baby! But how do I get out, how the hell do I get outta here?

Jessie
Oooh, yeah, oooh yeah...

Jessie
Hello Mister Freeman. Would you like a job?

Jessie
You don't have much choice. I'll be seeing you up aheaaaaad.

Jessie
...Have you seen my coffee cuuuuup?
Commented 6 years ago2014-09-01 14:51:57 UTC Comment #33148
That was beautiful.
Commented 6 years ago2014-09-03 09:18:29 UTC Comment #32994
I have made 22 posts in this journal.
23 if you include this one.
Commented 6 years ago2014-09-07 21:02:49 UTC Comment #33115
Beakin'.
Commented 6 years ago2014-10-05 10:37:51 UTC Comment #32957
Did you evolve, or what? Why the change from one slightly nonsensical name to another?
Commented 6 years ago2014-10-09 21:55:59 UTC Comment #32958
A filler comment so that I can claim...
Commented 6 years ago2014-10-09 21:56:55 UTC Comment #32959
After yet another filler comment...
Commented 6 years ago2014-10-09 21:57:49 UTC Comment #32960
User posted image
The 222nd comment. VERY DOUBLES
Commented 6 years ago2014-10-15 22:47:02 UTC Comment #33116
It's a long story as to how I became Dimbeak.
Commented 6 years ago2014-10-17 12:21:48 UTC Comment #33149
Shit, I missed the 222nd comment.
Commented 6 years ago2014-10-21 11:42:10 UTC Comment #32995
There's always the 333rd to look forward to.
Commented 6 years ago2014-11-23 02:57:21 UTC Comment #33117
Or the 444rd, but that's really stretching it.
Commented 6 years ago2014-11-26 05:33:24 UTC Comment #32961
Four hundred and forty-four'd?
Commented 6 years ago2014-11-26 12:12:40 UTC Comment #32996
You will not find any Golden Rufees here. Looking at firsts might get you somewhere though.
Commented 6 years ago2014-11-27 08:18:41 UTC Comment #33005
Oh hai thar =P
Commented 6 years ago2014-11-27 08:44:02 UTC Comment #33006
TWELVE DAYS OF TWHLXMAS
1. On the first day of TWHLXmas TWHL gave to me: A PERMABAN IN A PEARTREE.
2. On the second day of TWHLXmas TWHL gave to me: TWO DOUBLES POSTS.
3.
4.
5. On the fifth day of TWHLXmas TWHL gave to me: FIVE GOLDEN RUF!
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.
Commented 6 years ago2014-11-27 09:57:47 UTC Comment #33007
<a wild triple post appeared>

Edit
*1. Penguinboy in a pear tree?
*8. Eight Seventh-monkies-a-milking.
*9. Dimbarks drumming?
Commented 6 years ago2014-11-28 13:08:52 UTC Comment #32962
plz dreams a-smashing
Commented 6 years ago2014-11-28 13:47:42 UTC Comment #33008
Urby
I'm just a scientist, nobody shoot me.

JeffMOD
He's just a scientist, with a formal study..

Jessie
Send him to Xen to kill that monstrosity!

QUOTED FOR GOLD =PP
Commented 6 years ago2014-11-28 17:35:20 UTC Comment #33009
CENSORED
Commented 6 years ago2014-11-28 17:58:57 UTC Comment #33118
CAPTAIN TERROR CAPTAIN TERROR

CAPTAIN TERROR JOEBAMAMA

URBANEBULLAAAAAAAAA
Commented 6 years ago2014-11-28 18:36:44 UTC Comment #33010
wind blows
Commented 6 years ago2015-01-01 08:53:34 UTC Comment #32997
Just a minute ago I noticed for the first time that the name of our friendly neighbourhood potato is not potasis_ivalid as I had thought, but potatis_invalid. Oh my.

Also, Happy New Year everyone!
Commented 6 years ago2015-01-11 06:30:10 UTC Comment #33150
ivalid.
Commented 6 years ago2015-01-11 14:04:39 UTC Comment #32963
Your argument is ivalid.
Commented 6 years ago2015-02-07 11:33:25 UTC Comment #32964
I'll
User posted image
later!
Commented 6 years ago2015-02-12 11:04:24 UTC Comment #32998
Goddamn typos.
Commented 6 years ago2015-02-21 06:45:19 UTC Comment #33119
I have found my spirit animal.
User posted image
Commented 6 years ago2015-03-07 12:31:49 UTC Comment #32965
User posted image
Commented 6 years ago2015-03-21 16:56:43 UTC Comment #33151
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Commented 6 years ago2015-04-15 05:04:40 UTC Comment #32999
Bong bing boo, bing bong bing, bing bong bingly bongly boo.
Commented 5 years ago2015-06-04 12:57:56 UTC Comment #33158
So atom was just testing if journals were actually working.
Commented 5 years ago2015-06-11 04:22:35 UTC Comment #33120
I don't think they are, tbh.
Commented 5 years ago2015-07-14 05:10:59 UTC Comment #33162
sup
Commented 5 years ago2015-09-17 14:51:07 UTC Comment #32966
Remember when this whole sordid business started?

http://twhl.info/journals.php?id=4920
Commented 5 years ago2016-01-22 05:32:28 UTC Comment #33000
Aww yeah, 250th comment.
Commented 5 years ago2016-01-30 16:58:06 UTC Comment #33163
this meme will never die
Commented 5 years ago2016-03-30 18:41:35 UTC Comment #32905
hell0000
Commented 4 years ago2016-05-04 01:07:26 UTC Comment #33001
Hello thar Daubster
Commented 4 years ago2016-05-21 22:36:34 UTC Comment #33121
.
Commented 4 years ago2016-07-26 23:17:45 UTC Comment #32967
Come on, Dim, even you can do better than that.
Commented 4 years ago2016-07-27 00:35:48 UTC Comment #33122
User posted image
Commented 4 years ago2016-07-31 05:53:58 UTC Comment #32968
But not this one, interestingly.
Commented 4 years ago2016-08-01 20:54:52 UTC Comment #33152
It already had enough spam.
Commented 4 years ago2016-08-15 05:22:23 UTC Comment #33123
TWHL needs more available characters so I can say

&#9491; We
&#9475;&#9475;&#9585;&#9586; DONT
&#9475;&#9585;&#9585;&#9586;&#9586; watch anime
&#9585;&#9585;&#9581;&#9582;&#9586;&#9586; in this house
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Commented 4 years ago2016-09-05 11:36:26 UTC Comment #33164
@DoctorAmazing

This will remain a meme in the history of the internet as a whole
Commented 4 years ago2017-01-24 15:50:32 UTC Comment #33083
Did you submit your status report, to the administrator, today?
Commented 4 years ago2017-04-01 22:59:09 UTC Comment #32969
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE SUBMIT STATUS REPORTS TOGETHER
Commented 4 years ago2017-04-06 17:46:24 UTC Comment #33124
I'm Deleting You, Brother!
IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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0 Back: Jahannam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
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10+ back: JANNATHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅
Commented 3 years ago2017-05-29 11:40:52 UTC Comment #32970
Nobody comes back in these old journals anymore. This makes me sad. Even this one, the one everyone comes to, is looking a little decrepit.
Commented 3 years ago2017-07-27 00:58:06 UTC Comment #33087
hi
Commented 3 years ago2017-10-29 02:58:27 UTC Comment #33076
it's
Commented 3 years ago2017-12-29 19:22:29 UTC Comment #33157
my
Commented 3 years ago2017-12-29 23:58:05 UTC Comment #33077
anthropomorphic
Commented 2 years ago2018-05-18 02:37:18 UTC Comment #32971
personification
Commented 2 years ago2018-05-25 18:02:30 UTC Comment #33078
of
Commented 2 years ago2018-06-04 20:58:24 UTC Comment #101217
time
Commented 2 years ago2018-06-08 23:59:24 UTC Comment #101239
that
Commented 2 years ago2018-08-17 10:22:48 UTC Comment #101454
wants
Commented 2 years ago2018-08-17 11:49:33 UTC Comment #101455
every
Commented 2 years ago2019-01-11 03:47:59 UTC Comment #101724
chance
Commented 2 years ago2019-01-11 21:11:19 UTC Comment #101727
to
Commented 2 years ago2019-01-14 18:58:51 UTC Comment #101747
make
Commented 2 years ago2019-01-14 22:12:04 UTC Comment #101753
Jessie
Commented 2 years ago2019-03-16 12:29:58 UTC Comment #101906
look like
Commented 2 years ago2019-03-16 13:28:10 UTC Comment #101907
the
Commented 2 years ago2019-04-19 01:36:43 UTC Comment #101960
lemons
Commented 2 years ago2019-04-19 06:11:49 UTC Comment #101961
I
Commented 1 year ago2019-05-06 13:27:23 UTC Comment #101973
harvested
Commented 1 year ago2019-09-10 16:43:09 UTC Comment #102267
but
Commented 1 year ago2020-01-12 00:57:41 UTC Comment #102503
no-one
Commented 1 year ago2020-01-12 01:02:04 UTC Comment #102507
would
Commented 1 year ago2020-04-10 22:32:31 UTC Comment #102662
consider
Commented 1 year ago2020-04-14 10:59:05 UTC Comment #102671
the
Commented 11 months ago2020-05-01 14:20:13 UTC Comment #102696
possibility
Commented 10 months ago2020-05-21 10:12:06 UTC Comment #102734
I come here to read and be inspired by the messengers that have long left this old chamber, who leave words of encouragement and for warming the soul of those who dare to explore the forgotten caverns of the internet.

"Do not despair, you will eventually find human contact again!"

A beacon of light, if I might, is what I leave here in my journey to other points of space. But its light slowly perishes. Ye stranger who comes here, put your hands around it and warm it again!
Commented 5 months ago2020-11-01 13:43:38 UTC Comment #103000
warms hands
Commented 4 months ago2020-11-29 12:55:17 UTC Comment #103097
Dummy.

warms the beacon
Commented 4 months ago2020-12-03 14:37:17 UTC Comment #103105
Dummy
Commented 2 months ago2021-02-03 16:56:30 UTC Comment #103247
User posted image

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