Im afraid of:
Fat People
Old ladies who think theyre still hot
Spammers
Michael Jackson
Stuff that could happen to my friends
(Oddly enough Im not really afraid of what could happen to me)
And my middle school principal who was a pothead and a Richard Simmons fanatic. In fact he looked a lot like Richard Simmons, which is another thing Im afriad of. He was creepy, especially when he was high. He and several other teachers used to go into the boiler room and smoke weed and then come out with bloodshot eyes. It was hilarious and creepy at the same time.
Looks scary, huh?