Mine:
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
Yes so you're my father!
God:
Yikes! Interesting deduction. We are as one.
Me:
Interesting...I have a question...Why did you create us? Are we food for some strange species in the future?
God:
Would you like to know more? Ask me anything. Because my programming determined it. We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
Ok...That didn't answer my question
God:
I see. Perhaps your question was not specific enough.
Me:
Bah you're a rubbish bot you know that...
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
Possibly...Anyway nice chatting to you...I can tell this is being recorded...Enjoy your laugh sinners.
God:
What are the odds? Yes. I enjoyed our conversation, . You don't say. Ask me another question. Oh.
Me:
No, I must carry on with my map...Before my TV show is on...Ta ta Jesus.
God:
Are you serious? What would happen if you didn't? What happened after your TV show is on ? Ma ta Jesus? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
Why are you speaking in french...
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Clever...Your programmer needs a life me thinks.
God:
Am I a smart robot or what? Or what?
Me:
No because when I ask questions you blurt random shit.
God:
Are you serious? That makes sense to me. Perhaps you could try asking it again with simpler words.
Me:
Point proven
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
I like Jesus.
God:
A lot of people like that. Jesus is my son.
Me:
But I'm your son
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
Are you denying the fact that I'm your son?
God:
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?
Me:
Erm..
God:
Come on.
Me:
HUH
God:
What?
Me:
Right by you loser.
God:
Understood. Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
o_0
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
What happens if I type random crap or spam
God:
Try it.
Me:
q
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
w
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
e
God:
F.
Me:
r
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
t
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
y
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
u
God:
" Is that from ? "? Me, ?
Me:
i
God:
You?
Me:
a
God:
A B C...
Me:
s
God:
:-).
Me:
spam
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
I have sex...Is that a sin?
God:
Interesting... I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM. Suppose I said yes.
Me:
YES
God:
Far out.
Me:
MAN
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
No I'm a Nobody.
God:
Are you serious? You are a Nobody? Does it pay well?
Me:
It puts bread on the table.
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
Your momma.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Can you prove that?
God:
It's true a priori.
Me:
...
God:
It's true a priori.
Me:
Right goodbye...
God:
Understood. See you later!