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heres a very stupid, but long joke:
A man is sitting in the waiting room at the hospital. His wife had been in labor for hours already. He sat, waiting, his nerves tingling. Will it be a boy? A girl?
The docter comes in and looks at the man, without any expression on his face. He looks at the man and says, "I've got good news, and bad news. The good news is, the baby is born, its healthy, and your wife is fine. Its a boy by the way. The bad news is that your baby was born with no arms, legs, or torso, its just a head."
The man was shocked by this, and didn't know what to think. He didn't know how he was going to get on with this horrible thing that has happend to his baby. In the end, he ends up accepting the fact that his boy was just a head, so he trys to get along with him. He raises him, takes him to baseball games, helps the head go on his first day to school, helps him with his homework, and basically accepts his son.
One day, the Child turned 21, and so his father decided it was time to take his son to get his first beer. He drives his son to a bar, takes him to the counter, and sets him down. By that time everyone in the bar is staring at this head that this guy just plopped down on the counter. The wisper to each other and such like that. The bartender went over and said "Wat'll it be?", and the father ordered his son a beer.
The father picked up his son, and dipped him into the beer, so he just sipped the foam, and immediatly POOF! a torso appeared out of nowhere!!! The father was so happy at this, so he urged his son to take another drink. the other people in the bar stared at this thing that had just happened, wide eyed!
The boy leaned forward with his new torso, dipping his wouth into the beer, and immediatly, two arms pop out of nowhere!!! His father is so happy for his son, and is crying, the other men in the bar clap loudly, applauding the miracle that happened before their eyes!
The boy took his new arms, grasped the mug with both hands, and lifted it up to take another drink. Immediatly, POOF!, two legs popped out of nowhere!!! By this time the Father was crying aloud, everyone was danceing, having a party, and having a great time. The boy could now walk. They chanted songs, singing and dancing around the bar, the father weeping with joy, the son walked out into the middle of the street got hit by a car, dead on the spot. SMASH!
everyone was silent.
the bartender was humming a merry tune, picking his nails with a toothpick.
the father cryed with sadness. everyone else in the bar was dead silent, ecept the bartender, who went about his work. The bartender went up to the man, and asked him "SO do you want another one, or are you just going to sit there".
The father looked up at him and said
"HOw can you be so cold hearted!"
The bartender replied
"He should have quite when he was a-head."