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http://www.google.co.uk/googlegulp/

what the...???

Stabbing animals with sticks = dangerous!!

one training weekend with cadets i was sentrying the left hand side of a feild with 2 others, up the top of the feild in a separting hedgerow were 3 others, after sitting in silence for a little while i began to hear a very large rumble coming from up in the top feild followed by numerous very loud MOOO's, we looked in the direction to see 3 shadows chipping across the feild in the direction of our OP, seconds later a massive herd of cows on a rampage came crashing through the hedgerow and proceeded to stampeed towards our position, the OP crew from the top feild had been forced to jump a barb wire fence resulting in 2 of them being cut open, one on his inside leg quite high up (ouch) and the other took a gouge out of his arm the other was lucky and managed to clear the fence and roll towards where the rest of our section were bashered fast asleep, it was lucky that our OP was up a very step bank just up from the section OP, this meant that the crazed cows couldnt make it down to the postion, we were forced back half way down the bank while 3 cows sat there and guarded our position making evil noises at usand doing extremely long pisses where we had to lay, the section was woken up, and us being nutters decided we werent having none of it, unluckily we werent reciving our blanks for the sa80 rifles till the next day and had run out of thunderflashes in the daytime, being out of other choices i proceded to sharpen a stick and run at the cows to scare them away, it worked! but after a little while of chassing them i fell over a bramble layed out across the feild flat onto my face, ouch. The cows seeing this preceded to run back at me in a stampede and forced me to run back down the hill narrowly missing stampeding all over my head!! the moral...dont mess with cows!

Off subject or what!!! i think someone shoulkd start a "Down with america" thread!

I shoot pheasants, foxes, pidgeons, deer..well anything im allowed too really. The fun of it is tracking and stalking, guess it brings us back to the hunter gatherer instinct, all that is shot is always eaten too, but most of what i shoot goes to the rest of the shooters beacuse im not really country folk and i jus like the shooting, but i only shoot what can be given away of course. Ive been trained in rifle and GPMG use by the army so i know all about safety and regulation, its just the hillbilys in america etc that are allowed to get guns so easily without regulation and training that they often end up blowing each other heads off..as far as im concerened, a stupid person should never be alloweed within 50ft of a gun!!

One of my current favourites:

"i pitty da fool"

Wicked quotes, i hope "it" never changes "it" at the moment is the best!! when im 60 "it" is gonna be cool retro

Of the subject a bit but cant be bothered to make a new thread...Can i change my username please!! mines gettin a bit annoying now. I need a normal name could ya fiddle the database please admins

as it has been sayed before, try it and see!!

its kinda obvious really isnt it, 0 = nothing and 1 = something, a chimpanzee could probably work this out

make sure its well oiled and keep the power hamster well fed

Gonna use that 1 plenty

#2

"Even a broken clock tells the right time twice a day"

Whats you favourite quote basically, original or thiefed! its great too use them in a conversation...show whos the daddy

Mine:

"The height of stupidity is most clearly demonstrated by the individual who ridicules something he knows nothing about"

so kiss my ass argumentative fools

Ive been fiddlin with code since i was 11 too, im now doing my second year in BSc HONS Computer Science, which is a beast of a programming course. Keep at it dandylion!! one day this can all be yours

Have you relised that windows has now advanced to WINDOWS XP!! its amazing stuff you should try it (that desktop could give you nightmares )

Wow i didnt think they looked that real! thanks WD, its all done with 3d modelling and some nice rendering

lol its not working at the moment anyway, and of course i own all original copies and this ftp is for my personal use any fool who connects and downloads is the illigal 1 (thats if you dont have the original copy)

take a look, mite be stuff ya need, you can always connect too it...but!! you might not be able to click on some of the folders cause thay are on remote computers with bigger harddrives and might not be on.

ftp://gigazone:gigazone@danhall.co.uk

enjoy

that went a bit fecked :

I do alot of computer graphical 3d and 2d design, heres my collection

Used poser, bryce 3D and photoshop:

http://www.danhall.co.uk/temp/dan~_1.jpg

Freehand photoshop:

http://www.danhall.co.uk/temp/dan~_2.jpg

Using bryce 3D and photoshop:

http://www.danhall.co.uk/temp/dan~_3.jpg

Randoms, not me but funny

http://www.danhall.co.uk/temp/pcworld.jpg

http://www.danhall.co.uk/temp/airolane.jpg

http://www.danhall.co.uk/temp/an.jpg

http://www.danhall.co.uk/temp/1.jpg

Worldcraft dude..u da man!! TECHNO rules!! i like trancy, dancey techno mixes best. fav tune.. 4 strings - take me away (techno remix. of course)

yeah the files are @ that site, download hl.wad from there, thats got the textures u need

if you can play half life then you definitly have this wad, cause it holds the textures for the single player game

ok ya got steam, do a search on the valve folder in program files for "wad" and see what it comes up with, you definitly should have hl.wad in there

u need to have half life installed along with counterstrike and opposing forces if possible, the wads should be in the game data folders, are you trying to find the fgd files, or the texture wads?

ohh thats weird, do you have steam installed? or the original?

Sorry, the wads are there, u jus need to find them, for certain games the wads might not be there, youll need to get them off the web

well obviously in the mapping questions you fish!!

If there are any requests you might have then post them and i should be able to sort it for u, got a few warez maniacs visiting soon so should have all the best stuff on the web flying off the site

Sites upgraded!! check out my groovy forums!

looking too set up a nice little file sharing community so if ya up 4 it then sign up and post away

the navigation and display is a little bit off putting but im workin on that

http://www.danhall.co.uk

indeed

Well i tryed that one, and it worked, sleeping with housemates = very bad idea indeed, i wouldnt recommend it ever!! good shag, but when ya dont what a relationship..theres no escape

Has anyone ever seen 'Monkey Magic' now that rules!!!

No way!!! your gay if you wouldnt with a blond, but brunettes are WAYYY!! better!!

you hate everything!!!! but yeah it does

add me too your lists, ill show you how source is meant to be played

im 96a2107 of course

HAH, call dit a warez collection, i spit on your collection splat

Ha Ha sad twat, by the way does this cloth of mine smell like cloroform to you?

Its just pointless at the moment iem!!! it shows hardly any imagination ont he deisgn side, anyone can make a link!! try some dynamic stuff from these sites:

www.dynamicdrive.com
http://www.planet-source-code.com/

theyre all youll ver need

hamsters are evil, many times have i had the little bastards latched onto my finger, then they find themselfs flying towards the nearest window

Well guess ya pretty bored of blondes, women who are over here get blond highlights no matter what hair theyve got, what do the women do there? get brown highlights i suppose... no no no. wait im having visions of the adams family you poor guy

Brunets are the best!! no doubt

vi is poo!! notepad is they way of the future, unix sucks!!!

lol slasher, nice dog ya got there, can see he went to obedience lessons

my dog was rescued and i swear he came from a load of pikeys b4

hes a beagle and his mark sounds like "cunt" he can do almost any command!!

he can pick up the phone and open the frodge and get beer!!

i love my dog

ahhh, i need to go back to english lessons!!

Omg what has the thread come too people molesting cats!! (even though they do deserve it, too smart for thier own good!!) dogs rule!!

its true "fancy a shag" is one of the best chatup lines, because:

1. they will jus shag you if thier really up for it

2. if they are not a slag, then theyll think your only joking so gets you into a conversation, and then..shazzam, in the bed screaming like a fox on heat in no time!

3. even if they dont want too sleep with you then theyll probably think your being funny agin, and they could have horny mates for them to introduce you too.

thank god for that line!! but ahh there is number 4. -

*slap* you sick bastard

this happens because of the following reasons so be wary

1.they are ON and so never mess
2.They have just broken up from a long term relationship (may well get slap as well as kick in bollocks just for revenge on men..call her a bitch and run like feeecckk!!!)

3. they are actually a man. soloution--drink less toilet duck and tequila

lol, that ones for ugly blonds!

You must be such a lady killer p.a.l !!!!

lol guess so, jus got back from a pissup, had argument with girlfriend, everyones asleep, so im @ twhl woo hooo

Is there gonna be more than 1 frame!!! :

nice lines, how are women meant to resist