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You're just stupid.
I don't know why... but yeah.
Whats wrong with the Zim Avatar? Quality wise, is is alright, so whats your beef?
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In paint. go to save as, and instead of .bmp choose .jpg
seen here:
seen here:
[pointless post 4] Hey your post before my pointless post was just as pointless! [/pointless post 4]
Instead of teleporters, why not have the floor dissapear/move and drop them in a pit (with water on the floor to ensure no damage) there they could have their brawl, and after that have the big teleporter bring them back to the main arena (with the floor back in place of course.) I know you don't want to deviate from your original plans, but your first idea may not be possible/practical.
Well, according to everyone here, it is the only way to do it, so he can do it their way, or not do it at all. There is always coding, but if he refuses to create a button to trigger a sound, coding is prolly out of the question as well.
Metallica - One
Lol.. Do it, I'd love to blow Seventh's face up! 
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OOOH OOOH USE MINE!
My girlfriend thinks it an Excellent Idea!
My girlfriend thinks it an Excellent Idea!
Mwoh Mwoh
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ELO - Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time
The source cometitions also pose a big advantage for those with HL2 as well, whats your point?
WTF, seventh is encouraging illigitimate software?!? well I never!
When I first started mapping was.. last year - May 2005. My friend was bragging about how he could make 1337 CS maps. He showed me one, and it was crap. It was an fy map with 6 walls, invisible ladders (cuz he didnt know how to func_wall a ladder to make blue parts invis) and the top was a floor with a texture stretched the whole length of the floor. I though he just couldn't think of any good ideas, so I sketched him out a map and asked him to try and make it..
Weeks passed by, and finally had the finished product.. Utter crap, it was nothing like what I wanted. The kid didnt know how to make a wedge, clip, use VM, use the texture application tool, or even change the grid size. He brought his computer in and showed me how to use the editor, and I tooled around on his computer with it. I didnt know anything about it so, I attempted to make my own map. I finished it, and submitted it on a server, and was shamed for its utter crapiness.
He gave my the VHE install, the CS-expert fgd, and ZHLT, and the Half-life wad and set me loose. I was completely lost. I googled for tuts, and found egir.dk. I learned that my fgd was out of date, so I downloaded the most recent one. It helped for the basics, but I didn't know how to use 75% of the entities. I searched google for "CS entity guide" and found TWHL. I read the tuts, learned how to use the tools read every single description for CS entities, and now I can make decent maps (if I ever finish any of them.) And just for closure.. I am a much better mapper than him now.
Weeks passed by, and finally had the finished product.. Utter crap, it was nothing like what I wanted. The kid didnt know how to make a wedge, clip, use VM, use the texture application tool, or even change the grid size. He brought his computer in and showed me how to use the editor, and I tooled around on his computer with it. I didnt know anything about it so, I attempted to make my own map. I finished it, and submitted it on a server, and was shamed for its utter crapiness.
He gave my the VHE install, the CS-expert fgd, and ZHLT, and the Half-life wad and set me loose. I was completely lost. I googled for tuts, and found egir.dk. I learned that my fgd was out of date, so I downloaded the most recent one. It helped for the basics, but I didn't know how to use 75% of the entities. I searched google for "CS entity guide" and found TWHL. I read the tuts, learned how to use the tools read every single description for CS entities, and now I can make decent maps (if I ever finish any of them.) And just for closure.. I am a much better mapper than him now.
so host it somewhere, and link to it in the "link to map download" box in the map submission form.
btw it is "Where" not "were" take your time when you type, you will look less stupid.
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Led Zeppelin - No Quarter
Queen - Another One Bites the Dust
Queen - Another One Bites the Dust
Kasp, you award whore..
<Dorian27 is jealous because he doesn't have any awards>
<Dorian27 is jealous because he doesn't have any awards>
Sounds neat, Since it is a sort of sub-compo could I enter a CS map? This Idea seems like it will sprout a lot of Maze maps.
someone should let her know that her underwears are too small, maybe she should consider the next size up..
I dont mean to spam this thread, but I'm at work right now, so I can't "take a mini break from whatever else I'm doing" when I'm not a work, I'm with my girlfriend, or mapping, or doing homework, or at school. I cherish my free time, and I get things done that I need to do. rating other people's maps just doesnt fit in sometimes. I'm sorry, if that offends anyone.
Here is a little help for those who want a CS map to rate. I wont be able to enter this Competition, sadly I barely have enough time to work on my own maps, let alone review someone elses.
I've never had this problem before, but it does sound like a malfuntioning video driver.
Yeah, I dont suggest using sprites for grass (sprites are best used for symmetrical things, like spheres. ex: env_glow). If you walk on top of them, and look down.. you get a pathetic view of the grass (try it out for yourself if you dont know what I mean) Models are definately nice (check out de_airstrip for a good example of model plants. I agree with Cap'n, the triangle method gets messy after a while. Also, most HL maps dont go overboard with the terrain, it is just unnatural to have extremely uneven terrain, you can make a subtle difference, but the product isnt worth the r_speeds it can produce.
Led Zeppelin - Goin to California
(that song puts me to sleep)
(that song puts me to sleep)
Hey, its not our responsibility to to take you though the baby steps of mapping, so don't get upset when we try to help you. Elon was pointing you in the right direction. Have a multimanager (read the tuts if you dont know what one is) triggerred at the round start. Make it trigger the door you want to open after a set amount of time.
if you cant figure out the countermap web address, click Here
If this doesn't help, I don't know what will :
if you cant figure out the countermap web address, click Here
If this doesn't help, I don't know what will :
tis not that bad. I agree that the facial expressions are a little off, but the purpose of the comic is laughable. It is a little confusing at the garage part, but you eventually figure it out when the guy is shot. I'd say 7/10. Woulda been 10/10 if the face posing, and the text bubbles looked better.
I liked this one a lot, just as I liked the other ones.. It just seems to jump around a lot. it goes from theif to combine, and the "fight" is overwith almost instantly. good work, but maybe have a little more patience when it comes to putting in a funny joke, take more time to develope the story. all in all, 4.5/5 I liked it.
I got the "Best Of Bond... James Bond" back in '99 and that was before "The World is Not Enough" and "Die Another Day" so I dont have those tunes. But to make this post worth posting...
Tom Jones - Thunderball <-My favorite Bond Song
Tom Jones - Thunderball <-My favorite Bond Song
Here is the playlist that I have been listening to as of last Friday:
Tina Turner - Golden Eye
Sheryl Crow - Tomorrow Never Dies
Monty Norton Orchestra - James Bond Theme
Shirley Bassey - Goldfinger
Carly Simon - Nobody Does it Better
Duran Duran - A View to a Kill
Sheena Easton - For Your Eyes Only
Louis Armstrong - We Have All the Time in the World
Wings - Live and Let Die
Rita Coolidge - All Time High
a-ha - The Living Daylights
Gladys Knight - License to Kill
Matt Monro - From Russia With Love
Tom Jones - Thunderball
Nancy Sinatra - You Only Live Twice
Shirley Bassey - Moonraker
John Barry & His Orchestra - On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Lulu - The Man With the Golden Gun
Shirley Bassey - Diamonds are Forever
Anyone notice a theme????
Tina Turner - Golden Eye
Sheryl Crow - Tomorrow Never Dies
Monty Norton Orchestra - James Bond Theme
Shirley Bassey - Goldfinger
Carly Simon - Nobody Does it Better
Duran Duran - A View to a Kill
Sheena Easton - For Your Eyes Only
Louis Armstrong - We Have All the Time in the World
Wings - Live and Let Die
Rita Coolidge - All Time High
a-ha - The Living Daylights
Gladys Knight - License to Kill
Matt Monro - From Russia With Love
Tom Jones - Thunderball
Nancy Sinatra - You Only Live Twice
Shirley Bassey - Moonraker
John Barry & His Orchestra - On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Lulu - The Man With the Golden Gun
Shirley Bassey - Diamonds are Forever
Anyone notice a theme????
I thought it looked pretty sweet. If I had HL2 I'd want to play it. Another thing to mention, I have only played a little HL2, but did it have that adrenaline boost feature in it, he took less damage, and everything was slo-mo.. I dont know if that was in HL2, but its pretty sweet nonetheless.
You know it is ironic, before i notices Crazed2, I was thinking about suggesting a jimmi parody.
These are some of the best HL2 comics around. The posing is excellent, the speech bubbles are supreme, the conversations are hilarious, madcow is getting pwned!! OMGROLZORZMYWAFFLEZORZ!!1!
Good work, keep it up, I cant wait to see who gets made fun of next. I hope its not me
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL!!1!
Good work, keep it up, I cant wait to see who gets made fun of next. I hope its not me
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL!!1!
err.. I'm hoping that was an obvious purposeful mistake.. Isn't it "you can't see the forest for the trees"..?
I like it, yet, I think you are going too far on the Russian Gman thing (or Kasparov as you call him)
I thought it was an interesting silly twist that Gman was a breifcase salesman.. but I think it should have ended after that. Decent posing though.
I thought it was an interesting silly twist that Gman was a breifcase salesman.. but I think it should have ended after that. Decent posing though.
jeez guys, its not a tangible "message" He is simply commenting that
a. Many TWHLers have made HL2 comics and
b. TWHLers like to complain and critique stuff (not a bad thing) and
c. Madcow is a stupid prat.
a. Many TWHLers have made HL2 comics and
b. TWHLers like to complain and critique stuff (not a bad thing) and
c. Madcow is a stupid prat.
It looks like you took some time on texture alignment and solid decent brushwork, I think they all look good. I like the attention to detail in szero9. the tubes leading into the chambers, it adds a nice touch... The whole thing has a very HL1ish style to it; the trashcans, the scientists at control panels, the over-the-top looking machines, the computer monitors on the walls. Over all, I think it looks nice.
You usually map for Sven Co-Op, correct? Is this going to be like Sven Co=Op, or more of a Half-Life feel?
You usually map for Sven Co-Op, correct? Is this going to be like Sven Co=Op, or more of a Half-Life feel?
Zombieloffe is cranky today, pay no bother.. I'm at work, and its a quicktime .mov, so I can't watch it, (we don't have quicktime) but from the sounds of things, it isn't that entertaining.
Anyone for Sudoko?
Its a Japanese number game, look at the site for rules, and some tips on how to Sudoko!!1!
Its a Japanese number game, look at the site for rules, and some tips on how to Sudoko!!1!
I agree. An avatar is your identity, but I see no shame changing it temporarily for the holiday season, or adding a little ad for you latest map/mod. I have had the same one always.. I made it in paint just so I could have an avatar and it just stuck with me.
if by store, you mean first working link in google image search for "santa hat" then yes, we both shop at the same place..
heh, i have the best xmas avatar!!!1!
YEAH!! make him get stabbed by a penis through the ear, and his brain oozing out aftwerwords.. that would make me throw up..
and i have no fuck of an idea when it'll be ready.Interesting usage of the most versatile word in the english dictionary "FUCK!"
lol.. All I do is flip out and explode?!?! lol I dont even have a face.. lol! Good work hunter... That means I'm better than luke and tosse.. I'm special enought to get killed!
I want DDR Ultramix 1 2 and 3 for the XBOX and 2 dance pads... I cant get enough of tha crazy Japanese dance music!
If I am going to get flamed for liking DDR. then Fsck off!! It is good fun, and most people who dont like it, are just embarassed cuz they suck at it. so there.
Also, I want this Porno called "pirates" It has real sword fighting (with swords, nothing phallic, you sickos) and ship battles, and of course.. sex. It had a 1 million dollar budget (record breaking budget for a porno) and has sold over 100,000 copies so far. (most pornos sell around 5000)
And that is what I want for christmas this year
If I am going to get flamed for liking DDR. then Fsck off!! It is good fun, and most people who dont like it, are just embarassed cuz they suck at it. so there.
Also, I want this Porno called "pirates" It has real sword fighting (with swords, nothing phallic, you sickos) and ship battles, and of course.. sex. It had a 1 million dollar budget (record breaking budget for a porno) and has sold over 100,000 copies so far. (most pornos sell around 5000)
And that is what I want for christmas this year
GRR, downloading music and software is illegal.. when you buy a CD, it is a Single-User Liscense (unless otherwise noted). At no point do you ever "own" that software.
You are violating contract by copying music and giving it to your friends, thus you are stealing liscenses.
I agree that software is way too expensive, and I can admit to downloading warez on occasion, but to say that it isn't stealing is a lie.
I think using peer to peer music sharing programs is crazy. If you want to share with your friends, that is one thing,(I know I said it was illegal) but connecting with complete strangers to share music is just wrong.
Yes, I understand that there is a one in a million chance that you will be caught using pirated software, but that takes none of the severity away from it.
It is wrong.. don't do it
You are violating contract by copying music and giving it to your friends, thus you are stealing liscenses.
I agree that software is way too expensive, and I can admit to downloading warez on occasion, but to say that it isn't stealing is a lie.
I think using peer to peer music sharing programs is crazy. If you want to share with your friends, that is one thing,(I know I said it was illegal) but connecting with complete strangers to share music is just wrong.
Yes, I understand that there is a one in a million chance that you will be caught using pirated software, but that takes none of the severity away from it.
It is wrong.. don't do it
dude zombie, I was just trying to see if it worked..
Why would we be losers if we looked at TWHL at school, when you're bored, you're bored.. :
And as Habboi said: we obviously can access twhl, seeing as we posted picture of what the Site Blocker said
And I thought it was funny that it called babelfish a "Loophole"
Why would we be losers if we looked at TWHL at school, when you're bored, you're bored.. :
And as Habboi said: we obviously can access twhl, seeing as we posted picture of what the Site Blocker said
And I thought it was funny that it called babelfish a "Loophole"
I guess my school already thought of the babelfish thing.