Story 4 [closed]
Created 19 years ago2005-03-18 11:55:03 UTC by
Archie
Created 19 years ago2005-03-18 11:55:03 UTC by
Archie
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-06 12:04:15 UTC
Post #102031
Then, in a desperate attempt to save humanity...again... Daubster's yoda came to life and
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-06 12:24:44 UTC
Post #102035
lit a doobie, and proclaimmed it will be his last, then he screwed a squirrel to repopulate the earth, but once he failed that, he decided to
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Posted 19 years ago2005-04-06 14:05:46 UTC
Post #102058
use THE FORCE to spawn
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-06 15:07:16 UTC
Post #102067
a chimpanzee... However, his MANA levels were low so he ended up spawning a spoon named
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-06 15:22:48 UTC
Post #102071
blue. He used this spoon with a girl and made purple.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-06 16:48:08 UTC
Post #102082
Then the zombies felt sorry for wiping out the human race so they used some DNA from IEMC's legs and injected it into the spoon in an attempt to clone new humans.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-06 17:14:03 UTC
Post #102089
Then IEMC decided he had had enough DNA taken from his legs so he attacked the zombies and ate their legs. Then HrnyGoat
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-06 17:51:16 UTC
Post #102094
got hrny...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-06 18:52:36 UTC
Post #102098
and screwed a duck
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-06 19:15:09 UTC
Post #102102
which gave birth to a hidious creature that looked like
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-06 19:24:56 UTC
Post #102104
my avatar
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-06 19:28:34 UTC
Post #102106
and was so creepy that it even scared the zombies.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-06 19:49:59 UTC
Post #102110
Hang on... it was a zombie, and so we decided to call the new arrival, The Destroyer of Zombies... Didnt we?
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-06 20:13:42 UTC
Post #102111
But then haggis was killed for trying to reck the story.
THen the moon hit the sun!
The world was....
THen the moon hit the sun!
The world was....
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-06 21:27:11 UTC
Post #102123
just as normal as ever
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 04:00:36 UTC
Post #102160
With one terrible exception..
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 04:25:01 UTC
Post #102168
it no longer existed at all.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 04:48:47 UTC
Post #102172
It in fact existed in Xen now with Gordon and the Gman. Everybody at TWHL walked up to Gordon and said respect. Then everyone went up to the Gman and kicked him in his metal balls.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 07:38:16 UTC
Post #102197
But if you think this is the end, it's far from over! You see once the sun finnally appeared, this caused Global Warming, which unthawed the once frozen earth....
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Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 08:01:39 UTC
Post #102203
and broke unbreakable's ... well lets just not say ... and they all
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 12:38:04 UTC
Post #102252
wandered how haggis was still talking.... being dead and all
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 12:40:07 UTC
Post #102255
"How the hell am I dead?" shouted the haggis in dismay... He was getting really pissed off with everyone now. He decided to go and kick the hunter where it hurts.. The Hunter screamed and
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 12:40:08 UTC
Post #102256
So dickless Unbreakable, decides to get a new crankshaft installed, twice the size, and has been laid every night since.
Now that the earth is once again populated...
Now that the earth is once again populated...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 12:40:40 UTC
Post #102257
hey we posted @ the same time lol
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 12:44:33 UTC
Post #102260
...until the UN reduces the world's population by 80%
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 12:52:42 UTC
Post #102264
... the population has been wiped out man.. all that remains are blue and purple and three zombies.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 12:52:59 UTC
Post #102265
oh wait, i forgot the UN is invincible. damn them to hell
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 13:59:47 UTC
Post #102285
So every man, beast and extra-terrestrial plotted against the UN and came up with an amazing plan:
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 14:01:55 UTC
Post #102287
They decided to put undercover suicide guinny pigs strapped with exlosives to..
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 14:06:49 UTC
Post #102290
Infiltrate and get clean in amazing new power showers!!!
They took the cheese with them, which reacted badly with the water and
They took the cheese with them, which reacted badly with the water and
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 14:09:19 UTC
Post #102292
kill those UN bastards! The guinny pigs attacked the UN main base and the UN was powerless. The guinny pigs were victorious! But then... The ground began to shake and out of the sewers came JACKO! He was armed with...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 14:11:06 UTC
Post #102293
10 grams of C4..
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 14:16:26 UTC
Post #102295
He was veeery mad at haggis! Jacko was jealous of haggis, because haggis' plastic surgery was better than his. So with big anger jacko...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 14:20:09 UTC
Post #102296
held haggis out over a balcony
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 14:30:52 UTC
Post #102302
Then he dropped him... But thet didn't do any good! Haggis' face was even more terrible than before! Jacko became soo angry and so jealous so that he screwed a zombie and turned into
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 14:31:07 UTC
Post #102303
and then accidently dropped him... causing the haggis to ........
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 15:01:19 UTC
Post #102307
change his avatar
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 15:16:04 UTC
Post #102311
whick sukced horribly.
It sucked so bad, time started over.
It sucked so bad, time started over.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 15:24:18 UTC
Post #102319
at whice point Gman finally decided to come out of the closet.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 15:26:31 UTC
Post #102320
"Oh my god!" Shouted England, "The French.. no.. the Scottish.. No.. The Polish are invading!"
And nobody helped cos England sucks
And nobody helped cos England sucks
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 15:30:17 UTC
Post #102324
and tony blair screamed like a little girl and got in bed with the Gman whos name was revealed to be short for Gay-Man
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 15:43:40 UTC
Post #102330
He then ruled the dinasours.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 15:49:21 UTC
Post #102334
Tony Blair and Gman got married later that day. Gman open his briefcase full of sex toys and Blair let out a girlish, high-pitched
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 15:51:00 UTC
Post #102335
squeal of pleasure. that same day bush and putin also got married
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 17:24:51 UTC
Post #102356
in a boat
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 17:27:35 UTC
Post #102357
with wheels
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 17:30:54 UTC
Post #102360
and hands
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 17:38:18 UTC
Post #102361
and feet...
Then Freeman said, "I'll put a stop to this.."
And so
Then Freeman said, "I'll put a stop to this.."
And so
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 17:39:03 UTC
Post #102362
haggishunter died for changing the story.
Bush and Putin lived merrily ever after.
Bush and Putin lived merrily ever after.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-07 17:39:20 UTC
Post #102363
he spent 3 hours chasing a squirrel around the park
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