HLDM roleplay Created 19 years ago2005-11-01 18:34:35 UTC by Archie

I saw 38_98's idea in the shoutbox and i love it!

I think this is the same idea anyways.

Just post what your doing in the map.

I am the server admin and i proclaim the first map to be
Boot Camp

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Player The Hunter Joins The Game

<Runs around empty map for a while, practicing Egon Jump>

okay hunter, 2 things.

1) Its was Rimrooks
2) WTF!?

ookay.. so it was Rimrook's idea... game still on.

<Places tripmines everywhere and makes self a lonely assault course>

player 38_98 joins

<38_98 spawns on top of a tripmine... >

<The Hunter: L0L! i |>//||7 U>

<The Hunter picks up snarks>

TSRP FTW

Just gotta go to the right servers to get good RP.

<38_(8 respawns and picks up shotgun and picks his nose...And then looks for DA HUNTER *flashing lights and evil music accompany*>

Player Boxtop17 joins the game

<wanders around the map looking for a better weapon than the crowbar. Waits to be kicked>

Admin > Hovers mouse over 'kick Boxtop17' but decides not to <#

<The Hunter sees 38_98 coming for him and runs and hides behind the flagpole in the main fightyard>

<38_98 runs around the courtyard looking...and finds boxtop17 >

*player [Snarkpit]Captain P joins*

*player [Snarkpit]Captain P disconnects*

• Player satchmo joins the game *

<spawns right in front of The Hunter, holding his gravity gun, looking stunned>

• Joins game *

<Uses the shitty fireworks plugin which crashes server>

*player BrattyLord kicked by consol

Player zombieloffe joined the game

<ZombieLoffe> TEESOP FUCKTREE

Player EvilGarg joined the game

<runs through not to full server to grab an AR and its grenades. Then waits at the grenade spawn for someone to kill>

<finds some grenades, commits suicide>

Player Boxtop17 has left the game

The Hunter : It's HLDM, how did you get a gravity gun satchmo. HAXOR!

player Satchmo kicked from server

Player Sir habboi joined the game

Sir habboi: Go go go
Sir habboi: OMG
Sir habboi: ROFL
Sir habboi: Fag
Sir habboi: Lame
Sir habboi: OMFG this isn't HL2DM :

• Player(6) has joined the game *

Player(6): omfg campers

• Player(6) died

Player(6): gay

• Player(6) has left the game *

<water sounds>

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player The Hunter(1) has joined the game

The Hunter(1): Sorry lagged out. omg cool. my other me is still on the server.. .i have a ghost

Player Madcow has joined the game

• Madcow:

_ Madcow(console): Wallhaxx 1

*Madcow killed The hunter

*Madcow killed 38_98

*Madcow killed sir habboi

*Madcow killed zombie_loffe

*Madcow killed Himself

*Madcow disconnected

Egon jump? Do you mean gauss jump?!

*Mr.Yariv joins the game

*Muzzleflash kills Mr.Yariv with crossbow

Mr.Yariv: Damn

*Mr.Yariv kills himself with granade

Mr.Yariv: lol

*Mr.Yariv kills Ansith with tau cannon

Mr.Yariv: Hehe

*Saco kills Mr.Yariv with MP5

*Mr.Yariv kills Saco with shotgun

*Muzzleflash kills Mr.Yariv with tau cannon

Mr.Yariv: Oh no

*Spag kills Mr.yariv with granede

*Muzzleflash kills Mr.Yariv with shotgun

*Mr.Yariv kills Spag with egon

*Mr.Yariv kills ansith with grenade

Mr.Yariv: Yay

*Saco kills Mr.Yariv with RPG

*Ansith kills Mr.Yariv RPG

Mr.Yariv:

*Spag kills Mr.Yariv with shotgun

*Mr.Yariv kills Spag with snark

*Mr.Yariv kills Ansith with snark

Mr.Yariv: ^_^

*Muzzleflash kills Mr.Yariv with RPG

And so on and on....

<38_98 farts....liek rly lod >

Daubster has connected

<runs around, finds Hunter and 38_98 in the middle of a fight. Kills them both with teh crowbar and takes their wpns>

Daubster: pwned!!
The Hunter: lol
38_98: omg fag

<Goes to the central area, finds Boxtop camping with the egon>
<egon gun sound>
<beep..beep...beep..beeeeeep>

Boxtop <egon gun pic.> Daubster
SpaG <crowbar pic.> Boxtop
Mr.Yariv <snark pic.> SpaG
<snark pic.>Mr.Yariv

Boxtop: haha! i r 73h pwnz0rz0rz!! :@@
Daubster: i'll be back.

<spawns just in front of Hunter with a shotgun>
<double shotgun blast sound>
<beep..beep..beeeeeep>

The Hunter <shotgun pic.> Daubster
Madcow <357 pic.> Boxtop
38_98 <9mm pic.> madcow
The Hunter <shotgun pic.> 38_98

The Hunter: LOL
Daubster: ><
38_98: wtf?

<spawns in the room with the egon, takes egon, takes tripmines, plants tripmines, camps in the building with the crossbow>

Daubster <egon pic.> 38_98
Daubster <egon pic.> The Hunter
Daubster <egon pic.> The Hunter
Daubster <egon pic.> Boxtop

<grabs a medkit>

Daubster <egon pic.> Mr.Yariv
Daubster <tripmine pic.> Mr.Yariv
Daubster <egon pic.> SpaG
Daubster <crossbow pic.> Madcow

Daubster: SO pwned!!!!
Madcow: lol
The Hunter:
38_98: liek..
SpaG: -.-
Boxtop: ...

Madcow <9mm pic.> Daubster

Madcow:
Daubster:
SpaG: Finally
Madcow: Yea

38_98 <9mmAR pic.> madcow

<spawns in the area with the crossbow, runs to the bridge with the gauss and the 9mmAR, grabs both>

Daubster <smg pic.> Mr.Yariv
Daubster <9mmAR pic.> SpaG
38_98 <crowbar pic.> Daubster
38_98 <crowbar pic.> The Hunter
Mr.Yariv <snark pic.> 38_98

Mr.Yariv: auh may godd
SpaG: ...
38_98: Haha! PWned!!
Daubster: pah
Mr.Yariv:

<Spawns on a tripmine>

madcow <tripmine pic.> Daubster

Daubster: Holy friggin crap! >:|
Madcow:

<spawns in the room with the egon...

And the game goes on...

<38_98 finds satchels and plants them in popular areas over map, and orders pizza>

Daubster <egon gun pic.> 38_98

<38_98 spawns and does nothing.. The pizza guy is probably asking for a big tip.. :tired:>

<plants tripmines in Crossbow building's doors.>

CSg33k has joined the server

The Hunter : Omg Daubster you n00b! Stop camping!

Daubster <Crossbow pic> The Hunter

The Hunter : <sigh>
Daubster : Rofl!
38_98 : haha! pwnt hunter!
CSg33k : Whr d0 1 buyz da wepnz wich makez me leet!?!

The Hunter <Crowbar pic> CSg33k
Daubster <Crowbar pic> CSg33k
38_98 <Crowbar pic> CSg33k
Mr.Yariv <Crowbar pic> CSg33k
madcow <Crowbar pic> CSg33k

CSg33k : OMG U N00bS I KNOW U HAX! :O:O IM TELLING SERVER ADMIN! HE'S A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE! HONEST! AND HE'S A STEAM ADMIN!

The Hunter : I'm the server admin

Player CSg33k has left the game (disconnected by user)

Daubster : Hahahahhaa!
38_98 : owned!

The Hunter <Tripmine Pic> Daubster

The Hunter : Muahaha

Hey, Daubster, I disconnected several posts ago.

Daubster <shotgun pic.> SpaG
Daubster <shotgun pic.> 38_98
Daubster <shotgun pic.> Mr.Yariv
The Hunter <RPG pic> Daubster

Daubster: sigh Mapchange?

@Boxtop: Oops. My bad.

Steam Loading Screen:

Server is changing map

Loading Resources
Loading Connections
Loading Unknown
Downloading Map dm_crete
Downloading Garry's Mod
Oops. Conneecting Connections.

Error. Your Map differs from the servers

Wait. No it doesnt

Hang on a tick. Lemme figure this out...

Yep.. Loading Complete. Initialising

Player The Hunter has joined the game

Daubster <Tripmine Pic> The Hunter

The Hunter : DAUBSTEEEEEEEEEER!!!!

Muzz joins the game.

looks for gauss
found gauss. Now looks for the longjump
found longjump. now use gauss on The Hunter
looks for The Hunter
sees The Hunter, jumping like he has a frog up his butt
charges gauss
ZAAAAAAAAAAP!!!

[Muzz zapped The Hunter with Gauss.]

Charges gauss again to make a gaussjump
Who's next!?

The Hunter : Yargle! your dead for that Muzz. whoever you are.!

Muzz [Gauss] The Hunter

The Hunter : This time i'll kick the crap outta ya!

[Muzz [Gauss] The Hunter

The Hunter : Cries in a corner

<38_98 gets an adrenaline boost and goes on a killing killing rampage with crowbar>

38_98 <crowbar pic> daubster
38_98 <crowbar pic> pizza guy
38_98 <crowbar pic> the hunter
38_98 <crowbar pic> Mr. Yariv
38_98 <crowbar pic> Spag
38_98 <crowbar pic> Muzz
38_98 <crowbar pic> Bush

..........

38_98 has commited suicide (death by clubbing of own crowbar)

Player CSg33k has joined the server

CSg33k : Rite u n00bs im bck n im guna pwnzorz u cos i leet rorfle nubs!

The Hunter <Crowbar pic> CSg33k
Daubster <Crowbar pic> CSg33k
38_98 <Crowbar pic> CSg33k
Mr.Yariv <Crowbar pic> CSg33k
madcow <Crowbar pic> CSg33k

Player CSg33k has left the server

player Haggishunt56 has joined the game

<Runs around shooting random walls>

Haggishunt56: where the hell is everyone?

The Hunter: lol noob

the hunter <357 pic> haggishunt56

Haggishunt56: dam

the hunter <357 pic> haggishunt56

Haggishunt56: go away

The hunter: noob

the hunter <shotgun pic> haggishunt56

Player Haggishunt56 has left the server*

Muzz places a couple of satchel charges

BOOM!

Muzz <Satchel Charge pic> Daubster
Muzz <Satchel Charge pic> 38_98
Muzz <Satchel Charge pic> madcow
Muzz <Satchel Charge pic> The Hunter
Muzz <Satchel Charge pic> Mr.Yariv

Muzz sprays custom color decal

The Hunter : Pah. your spray is gay Muzz!

The Hunter sprays HL:HS spray logo

The Hunter : Hell yeah! awsome mod!!!

Daubster [Crossbow] The Hunter

The Hunter : I SWEAR IT DAUBSTER!

38_98 spawns

<38_98 trips over a rock and breaks spine>

38_98 spawns

<38_98 gets blinded by someone spraying a decal on his face, falls down stairs>

38_98 spawns

<38_98 see's kitten...awww>

38_98 is mauled by kitten, respawns

<38_98 steps on a racoon>

38_98 is mauled by racoon, respawns

<38_98 hides behind crate...hoping not to get pwned again, and finds a 357 >

Player Haggishunt56 joins the game

Daubster [Crossbow] The Hunter

The Hunter : I SWEAR IT DAUBSTER!

Haggishunt56: lol

The Hunter <Rpg pic> Haggishunt56

Haggishunt56: Y me?

<38_98 feels sorry for haggishunt56>

38_98 <357 pic> haggishunt56

38_98: haha....uh oh...no wait!

38_98 is mauled by same bloody kitten...respawns

*Player Dorian27 Joined the Server

Dorian27: Hi all

The Hunter [crowbar] Dorian27

Dorian27: Blah

*Dorian27 gets shotgun

Dorian27 [shotgun] Madcow

Madcow [grenade] Dorian27

*Dorian27 picks up Tao

[tau] Dorian27

Daubster [tripmine] Dorian27

Dorian27: Fsck You guys, ima go play CS now!

The Hunter : doria27 was probably CSg33k rofl

*Dorian27 has changed name to CSg33k

CSg33k: HAHAHAHAHA

Admin The Hunter has banned CSg33k

Haggishunt56 [crowbar] The Hunter

The Hunter: Oh ur dead now bitch

The hunter [shotgun] Haggishunt56
The hunter [shotgun] Haggishunt56
The hunter [shotgun] Haggishunt56
The hunter [shotgun] Haggishunt56

Haggishunt56: cut it out

The hunter [shotgun] Haggishunt56
The hunter [shotgun] Haggishunt56

Haggishunt56 [RPG] The Hunter

Console > Admin CVAR - AMX MOD 9 - Slap [-10hp] player Haggishunt56 SteamID #14322 < console

Console > Repeat last command < Console
Console > Repeat last command < Console
Console > Repeat last command < Console
Console > Repeat last command < Console
Console > Repeat last command < Console
Console > Repeat last command < Console
Console > Repeat last command < Console

[skull pic] Haggishunt56

The hunter [shotgun] Haggishunt56

Haggishunt56 picks up gauss

The hunter [shotgun] Haggishunt56

Haggishunt56: goddamn it!

Dorian27 [shotgun] Madcow

Madcow [grenade] Dorian27

Sweet,, revange!

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Madcow spams the chat

Steam Loading Screen:
Server is changing map

Loading Resources
Loading Connections
Loading Map /splinter
Connecting Connections
Disconnecting Connections
Reconnecting Connections (1)(2)
Connection established.

Error. Your Map differs from the servers

Wait. No it doesnt

Hang on a tick. Lemme figure this out...

Yep.. Loading Complete. Initialising

Player The Hunter has joined the game

Stupid map!